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Sa episode nagbasa tayo ng isang sulat mula sa isang Koolpals na nagkagusto sa isang babaeng may taning na ang buhay. Ano nga ba ang tamang gawin? Umamin o itago ang totoong damdamin? Paano nga ba ang tamang panligaw at pag suyo sa isang taong may karamdaman? Lahat ng yan pinag-usapan at pinagtawanan, with special Horoscope To The World, dito lang sa, The KoolPals! Isang magandang date idea ay manuod ng comedy show kaya pili na kayo sa www.comedymanila.ph at kung gusto niyo ma witness ang mga real talks ni Rems ay manuod ng live recording at mag Patreon sa www.thekoolpals.com
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- 0:04
a few months ago ah last month i think the patient brought some pictures and she showed the pictures when she arrived in germany and my mom was standing at
- 0:14
wow all her back http mo standee
- 0:22
such a nice
- 0:23
lady
- 0:24
be keep vicky belo from all the way
- 0:26
to jane put six twenty germany this lady solon tupo tupo
- 0:34
it
- 1:06
alam mo ba yun iban kung pano pano kaya
- 1:09
pero i follow nyo naman yung spotify spotify follow nyo kay jets mag grade kayo five star hindi kami tatanggap ng four panahon
- 1:22
baka naman yan ang ulan para
- 1:24
di wag
- 1:27
welcome to the cool house
- 1:31
episode five forty nine
- 1:34
exclusive on spotify
- 1:38
pampa pampa pampampam and
- 1:47
hello nangyari inaantay ko pa eh kala ko may dalawang pempem paglalabas eh
- 1:50
places na one will pa yung kanta ni mandee yan temp pempem pempem peg
- 2:01
baka
- 2:05
pampam papa
- 2:06
saan bang movie yan saang movie yan tuloy meron pero sino ang namatay
- 2:10
doon syempre si bondy
- 2:13
umiyak kayo don
- 2:14
oo
- 2:16
ang hihinaan ng mga
- 2:18
di ko umiiyak
- 2:18
ba hindi ka umiyak
- 2:19
di tang ina nyo
- 2:21
bakit bye
- 2:22
bakit kasi hindi ako bading tama
- 2:25
oo
- 2:26
paulo kayo sobrang mali sobra mali yun umiyak ako eh
- 2:31
tsaka
- 2:32
ako umiyak ako sa pag yung talagang touchy na
- 2:36
yung talagang naramdaman mo eh noh
- 2:38
yung nakasakay ka na sa storya nila tapos biglang may mga cute moments yung mga romantic moments kasi di ba yung meron siyang listahan doon ng mga gusto nyang gawin tapos yun nga she wants to be in two places i ano two places in ano ano yun
- 2:56
at the
- 2:56
at the same time tapos ang nagawa nung paraan
- 2:59
multiverse
- 3:00
oo sumakay sila ng cogeo para medyo para
- 3:06
lashline
- 3:07
sumakay sila ng mga ano ah pogi cogio tapos na traffic sila nandun siya sa bagot sa highway tapos naka sampa lang ng ganun noh sa antipolo two places
- 3:20
ayan na ba bat siya namatay
- 3:23
sinasabi ng director eh kung may
- 3:24
nakita kayo
- 3:25
sa aksidente sa cogio
- 3:27
hindi hindi jeep
- 3:29
may sakit siya
- 3:31
putang ina nakaka kakaibang awak to remember yan parang makakabili siya ng suman sa ending
- 3:36
kuya manny
- 3:37
pero
- 3:38
bumili lang kasi na lahulugan tapos namatay
- 3:40
pero ang na appreciate ko roon sa pelikulang yon ang ang tibay ng matres nya noh
- 3:46
bakit
- 3:47
nagka anak pa siya
- 3:48
eh hindi
- 3:49
di ba
- 3:50
di ba yung sagot sa
- 3:52
pokestop naman yan so his group yan
- 3:57
nag imbento pa lang
- 3:58
ako
- 4:00
you can mores gabriel talo na naman yang hinihingi
- 4:04
mo diyan hindi tignan mo kasi kasi ano eh ba talagang magkalayo eh dahil si ano si forest gab ano yun eh di ba run forest run ito i walk to remember nga no bagas
- 4:17
meron parehong may namatay na babae oo di ba
- 4:21
isang forest games yun eh noh hindi lang imply
- 4:25
oo yun dun sabihin mo ngayon yung sinabi mo kanina
- 4:29
o ang tibay ng matris
- 4:31
na
- 4:32
jusko
- 4:34
pasok pasok na pasok ni
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jenny
- 4:37
jenny
- 4:38
biruin mo nagkaroon nagka anak siya ng matibay at walang sakit na aids baby oo
- 4:45
i did want to say it's aids
- 4:48
but it aids maikukwento
- 4:50
jenny dad of a lagi na
- 4:54
alter ano
- 4:55
directors
- 4:55
cathy
- 4:58
yoshino si pokes
- 4:58
gab the producers who want to say this
- 5:01
parang may shotgun sya ng
- 5:03
dala
- 5:03
they ask me natu
- 5:04
hindi ask me that too but i am forest because they say room forest roll maram telling you jenny david oh di ba may kekwento ka mo man
- 5:21
yun kwento ko to ha si nicole may pasyente siya last year tapos yung pasyente nyo last year nasa seventy years old na tapos napagkwentuhan lang sya dun sa pasyente niyang yun last year to na ito ay nagpunta sa germany noong seventies tapos sabi ni nicole oh yun ma'am ko nagpunta rin sa ganon yung mama mo yung mom ko nagpunta
- 5:46
siya ang tunay mong ama
- 5:48
hindi pare so yan
- 5:50
di lumipas yung agad
- 5:52
lumipas yung isang taon pa lumipas yung isang taon kamakailan nagpa check up yung pasyente
- 5:58
may dalang log book
- 6:01
andito ang diary
- 6:05
di ba di ba tayong mga pilipino ugali ugali natin noong araw pag sasakay ng eroplano kukunan ng picture
- 6:12
oo
- 6:12
maari po tang ina o ito yung picture niya tapos nasa likod yung mom ko
- 6:18
hala
- 6:18
ka ayan opo tsaka ito pare tapos hindi sila magkakilala ng mom ko ang
- 6:24
galing
- 6:25
sobrang creepy ano
- 6:27
kaya mag picture lang kayo ng mag picture sa eroplano hindi niyo alam kung kaninong patay yung mga kuko
- 6:36
pano nya nalaman yan nung ano
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ano lang dinala niya yung picture nya ito ba yung mom mo sinabi nung pasyente parang
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nyo po nalaman dalawa lang kasi yung pilipinong pupunta ng germany noong ako ho pati mama mo
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ibinato niya lang na ibinato niya lang
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ng ano sinend nya sayo
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hindi nagpa check up ulit siya kay nicole nung nagpa check up bitbit niya na yung mga pictures
- 6:56
is it too late to ask what pictures
- 7:00
it's a there's a coincidence
- 7:03
there's a patient
- 7:04
that lead to that picture
- 7:06
okay moments wife is a
- 7:08
doctor my sister
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to a sister
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sister nagpagamot sa sister
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ko kay sister and your
- 7:13
sister so sir what she this this patient went to your sister
- 7:17
ah she had he had she had a check up with my to my sister okay and they were talking and the patient said that she was in germany during the seventies and then my my sister said oh my mom too was in germany june the seventies and it
- 7:34
was she's not see too
- 7:38
tarantado
- 7:40
tender at that i tender at that right a few months ago ah last month i think ah the patient brought some pictures and she showed the pictures when she arrived in germany and my mom was standing at her boss
- 7:53
oh
- 7:53
wow on her back
- 7:57
tapos tangie
- 8:01
such a nice lady to be key pinky beki ako mom all the way
- 8:04
to diyan today
- 8:05
put six to enter japanese
- 8:09
wow this
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lady solon tobot
- 8:12
na
- 8:12
tupok to so they were long jacket and then there was like at first you know that movie they put the small passed the bottom so there's no
- 8:24
balance little rascals
- 8:26
so no but that was really amazing so thank you don't know each other so the photos that the she took that that the ano ba to she or he she she she took was when she arrived in germany and woman's mom is there is
- 8:42
wow the back clothing
- 8:47
there that's you see congressman moment
- 8:51
you she post she pose for a photo as well even though she didn't know that was the case
- 8:56
of summer actually moms everywhere lahat ng pictures that
- 9:01
every filipino for you any sign of a camera appointing
- 9:07
anong naramdaman mo man
- 9:09
ay syempre yung kapatid ko umiyak wow do
- 9:11
you show a mom
- 9:12
this no she's dead well she's been dead for twenty years
- 9:15
na naniniwala ka na gumagawa ng way yung ermats mo para ma remember nyo sya ganun
- 9:20
di ko naman nakakalimutan para so that's
- 9:23
such syempre
- 9:24
sando lang nakakatuwa lang di ba na
- 9:26
pero minsan may ganun eh ako ah kami nung huli dun sa ano sa pangasinan hindi kami makauwi di ba dapat may may may ano may chance na makauwi kami pero bumabagyo talaga
- 9:37
isip ko may pumipigil ang kotse ng matanda hindi na ako ng mama mo hindi ako mama mo di ako makakauwi mga kaibigan ni mama nandito na pigilan yung kotse
- 9:49
naka andar lang yung sasakyan namin nung umalis sayo ay na may ano hindi kami makaalis parang ang daming nangyayari hindi kami makaalis hanggang sa nung sunday pwede na kami umalis saktong sakto kamatayan pala yun ng lola ko parang ganoon din parang siguro naisip ko na ah may chance na hindi kasi kami nakakapunta nakakauwi uwi
- 10:12
so yun parang pinag stay kayo without you knowing na pwedeng yung ano ng lola mo
- 10:22
pero parang ganon may ganun nga eh may mga ano may mga
- 10:27
realize mo
- 10:27
lang
- 10:29
ikaw may ganyan ka ba rems parang nagpapasundo ka ng grabe
- 10:35
papasundo ka na lang tumatawag
- 10:37
forty five
- 10:37
minutes away forty five
- 10:39
may naghihintay ng ano eh yung address ko
- 10:43
asikaso
- 10:43
ang maipapadala nga pala si mga black
- 10:48
so my friends ano nga ba ang pinag uusapan
- 10:51
hindi si ano long boy si fidel may kwento raw
- 10:56
similar din ang kwento nung nasa us and nung before ako pumunta ng us may may my grandmother died before i went to the us
- 11:04
right
- 11:04
so ahm i got lost in l a trying to find the bus stop the you have to get to to filipino town but what happen is when i get to the bus ah there's an old lady with the what we called this like a walker walker right so i tried to help her ah trying to get to the bus when when she looked up and i ay ah we call this ah so her face exactly ah look like my grandmother just pass away like two months
- 11:36
before nakapikit din siya
- 11:38
hindi
- 11:39
but what the
- 11:43
doon sa iba you saw it she was like
- 11:49
a walker
- 11:53
huwag na tinda
- 11:54
coffin ba daw
- 11:56
but the funny thing is i was crying i was really calling on on the bus and the people is like wondering
- 12:02
why me cry
- 12:04
so
- 12:04
yeah that's sweet yeah i feel like ah that is lady just was like telling you yung mom is your mom you know yeah i just say is a form of her
- 12:15
your mom
- 12:16
is your mom jackie jackie vista coco mango si loko
- 12:22
because we have an
- 12:23
up to answer like that ah comedies comment
- 12:30
do you guys i don't know buntings you know chinese people buntings for the for the the disease
- 12:36
yeah chinese people do it here right right i paper money paper
- 12:41
house yes so my moms got mom passed away this is many years ago and she's she was a heavy smoke and after she passed away she will come back in her kids dreams asking for cigarettes she's like i'm dead there no cigarette and hell give me some
- 12:56
secrets
- 12:58
and then they will go to the paper shops to buy the paper cigarettes to burn po haba it didn't work like you come back every night just begging for cigarette and then they will you know we should be try buying the actual cigarettes the smoke smoke mother writes so the body captain o mabuo rights ecto mga brits and in a banded for her and she stopped coming back
- 13:18
how about burning some nicotine patches
- 13:22
mommy she now die again you
- 13:25
know
- 13:26
for vape alright
- 13:29
there was no vape back then yeah maybe next time
- 13:32
wow ah a lot of people are sharing right now it looks like a retreat already but ah
- 13:40
i'm just curious ah is there a superstitious belief there and sa and when someone's may pag ano ah when someone is ah disease
- 13:54
right super
- 13:55
even death ni city right
- 13:57
yeah i mean we have different countries even believe different tempo is you go to to pray to them yeah um
- 14:03
but all go to hell
- 14:05
no i think chinese people we believe you go to hell until you can become um you know until you go to ravana
- 14:13
how about do you believe when i when the when somebody is ah in the burial and then ah
- 14:21
darian soria
- 14:24
the big ah some some
- 14:26
butterfly butterfly
- 14:29
yung mouth
- 14:30
and the burial
- 14:31
of the mouth will come back yes and i've heard a story where um my friend tution center said that his grandfather passed away and his grandfather used to use a very specific ah he cream to call his head and
- 14:46
pumada po pumait
- 14:48
yeah yeah so he would use that and then one one week after the grandfather died in a month came into the room smelling exactly like of the
- 14:59
commit and a combine combine gwapo
- 15:02
they so i'm not coming using nga po mates
- 15:08
they look really good yeah but you so so limping and if there was other things that his grandfather walked with a lim and in his mouth lender on the wall and he was limping off the wall
- 15:19
how about ah before you put the coffee inside the
- 15:24
whole
- 15:24
ah the kids you you and paano tulungan mo ako
- 15:28
yung lift
- 15:29
them to the other side
- 15:31
you left them over the coffin
- 15:32
we ask them to be way of the fire cause in singapore there is no
- 15:36
whole whole we just burn it is everyone burn
- 15:42
teach like yeah before we burn or something or we burry we put positions with ano sa pass over we position the over
- 15:52
the
- 15:53
yeah you you you one person we and the other person is there specially the children will tell the other person there catch
- 16:02
and it throw the kit
- 16:03
that through the kid wow that's not
- 16:05
just ask
- 16:07
when my father passed away i i almost trip and ah
- 16:12
feel inside
- 16:13
let my eldest geese almost and up in the whole yes so my mother said i said okay ni nana
- 16:25
hindi nanayan
- 16:26
meron ako yung pinsan ko tinawid nila sa kabila eh sa sobrang laki na binata na nasipa na yung ano ataol yung kataon nabasag yung salamin
- 16:37
oh
- 16:39
natusok sa bukas
- 16:41
puso puro bubugin mukha anong
- 16:45
kailangan
- 16:46
duguan
- 16:49
i'll never forget another experience ah my uncle was fifty he died of lung cancer when we were putting him down the whole suddenly we remembered ah he had no lighter so we had him pulled back up then we yeah we gave him a lighter because he had cigarettes so no light
- 17:12
and we saw nakatusok ka christy kasi ka rin di ba
- 17:22
tapos walang lighter
- 17:25
momshie appreciate it yeah
- 17:27
if you see ah skeleton with the cigarette and that's the ankle uy merong ano merong mga letter sender
- 17:40
after nung kanyang usapan sisiksik mo pa yan
- 17:45
kasi nga nagsi sharing
- 17:46
na eh ano bago bago di kasi ang
- 17:49
ganda hirap
- 17:50
may yosi daw yung tito niya sa ano sa anong tawag dito
- 17:54
sa
- 17:55
oo sakto may show kami lapin smoke sa usok bar august thirty
- 18:01
baka baka
- 18:05
pa pero
- 18:06
pero may papalit tuloy yung show
- 18:08
na papalit diyan si ano si rems ryan
- 18:13
pero o ano tuloy yan august thirty one
- 18:15
august twenty six nga pala toilet humor take it sir available comedy manila dot
- 18:20
p h ang papalit kay ryan rems ay si jimmy poblacion
- 18:23
ayan jackie august twenty three so the vault
- 18:26
tapos na
- 18:28
august twenty three
- 18:30
yan okay ito meron tayong letter sender kalimutan nyo na yung mga napag usapan nating kanina
- 18:37
august twenty four pala not
- 18:38
twenty three three four year cool pals please hide my identity
- 18:43
twenty four
- 18:45
i am one of your silent listeners and i started listening to your podcasting since pad demic era pa thanks to your part guest dahil may napapakinggan ako kapag nagda drive mag isa parang may kainuman at kakwentuhan ako kapag nagda drive i am single having a decent job and going thirty this year i have a crush sa isang officemate and i want your advice about my case my coworker is beautiful matangkad more or less five seven why sa pera maalalahanin masaya ka kwentuhan and responsible nakaka chat
- 19:26
ko siya every night and nakakakwentuhan during office breaks ito po ang problema she just recently informed me na meron siyang serious lang disease fibrosis based on research wala pang cure sa sakit na to and life expectancy na lang is two to five years ano po ang gagawin ko i really like this girl but i am unsure if aamin ako sa feelings ko and ipu pursue ang panliligaw because of this information how would i deal with her and my feelings for her salamat sana masa mabasa at mabigyan ninyo ako
- 20:09
ng payo in one of your episodes
- 20:11
syempre sa lahat siguro ng mga kaibigan niya na pagsasabihan nito ang sasabihin eh confessed muna sa kanya yung nararamdaman mo you know having someone here how much you adopt them or love them actually gives them more ah you know happy feelings to come in di mabagang ma mas ma maano ma matutuwa sya knowing na ano someone oo
- 20:38
pero malay mo naman humaba pa yung buhay
- 20:40
oo
- 20:42
tsaka pagpalagay mong maigsi para sakin the worst thing in life is not knowing i mean not knowing kung
- 20:48
di ba di man lang sayang eh no kasi
- 20:52
confessed because if she goes dies and then you never had a chance to and then you would just have that with you forever and that's not a nice thing right worst thing that happened she says no and then she died and you can move on with your life that is
- 21:05
the worst thing that could happen yes ah she says yes and she's a bitch and she will live forever she didn't die
- 21:12
after five years
- 21:14
and you're stuck with her
- 21:16
for sure super
- 21:16
like this the worst thing that
- 21:18
could be fair enough and why should do you confess them
- 21:22
and another good thing is you will have a good partner in playing time crisis the game of the shooting
- 21:35
sige
- 21:35
you're good
- 21:36
sige te trace salba natin yung sinabi ni ryan rems kasi pag siguro when you confessed then you will be mas mas open na yung mga yung ah more more things that you can do together di ba yun nga mag arcade kayo do the things that you want to do
- 21:54
spend the humor ko talaga siya eh nung mahal kita mamamatay ka
- 21:59
na
- 22:00
okay oo sira ulo ka
- 22:05
dagdag na lang natin na kailangan talaga sabihin niya na kasi yung ano yung yung kamatayan yun yung ano eh yung pinakamahirap na goodbye kasi forever
- 22:14
yun so
- 22:15
tsaka atleast din to eh catalyst para mapabilis
- 22:18
at tsaka maganda rin yung sabi nga ni ryan rems magandang scenario na ito looking at the bright side mas papakita mo sa kanya yung mga huling taon niya sa mundo
- 22:31
baka maibigay niya pa yung alam mo kasiyahan
- 22:34
yung ano rin ha ito kung mahal mo regardless naman whatever the situation is kailangan mo talaga din siya i confess di ba kung gusto mo talaga siya confess mo kasi ganon naman ang nature ng buhay eh di ba hindi mo naman alam kung kailan mawawala ang isang tao di ba ito isa perfectly healthy person biglang nawala hmm di ba eh di ba masasabi
- 23:00
malay mo ikaw yung mauna
- 23:04
hindi niya alam hindi nya alam
- 23:06
di ba sa fault in our stars
- 23:10
so
- 23:10
we always thought that the girl is going to die but the guy got hit by a truck
- 23:18
so parang ganon that's
- 23:19
why is that true is that the no what
- 23:21
true to die
- 23:24
ah so the the the boy also has a disease
- 23:29
yan but you wish that he was just hit by a try that is two different things j very evil man you're
- 23:37
the mandy more movie
- 23:38
men parang
- 23:39
sa law two trucks
- 23:44
hindi binuhay
- 23:45
one mess that was one mesa ni hope
- 23:48
higat caught in a collision up two trucks
- 23:50
city of angels yan
- 23:53
no tignan mo hindi baka naman oh tingnan mo hindi mo naman masasabi
- 23:57
sn sabihin mo lang kung
- 23:59
di ba ito ano lang ah devils advocate ano ang disadvantage nito kapag naging sila
- 24:09
wala naman
- 24:10
eh masasaktan ka alam mo kung kailan ka masasaktan
- 24:12
kahit also ito reality lang din eh iba mag aalaga ka
- 24:17
oo kayo naman
- 24:19
dadalhin mo sa sasamahan mo sa sa ano sa ospital sakripisyo yan mawawalan ka ng oras
- 24:27
pwede namang hindi di mag inom ka with your friends
- 24:30
ah hindi ano away yan
- 24:33
hindi ano yan kasama naman yan sa pagpasok sa isang relationship
- 24:38
mas ano nga yung jebs eh noh kasi alam mo na yung pinapasok
- 24:41
ko pero pag kailangan mo lang ipa realize sa kanya na ito rin yung baka naman kasi baka in ano sasabihin lang natin love love ano lang puro ideals of love pero ang papasukan mo rin yan ah ano beside sa love eh yung responsibility na mag aalaga ka rin diyan sa iyong magiging kung magiging kayo
- 25:04
in relationship one way or the other there will always be responsibilities
- 25:08
sa kabilang banda kung iisipin natin yung ano yung part ng babae pano kaya kung ay gusto niya pero ayaw niyang matuloy kasi ang pakiramdam nya iiwan din niya yun pano pag ganun
- 25:25
kaming maraming ganun diba kaya nga dun kay monti mo okay sige ah but don't fall in love with me sabi niya ganun pero wala eh
- 25:34
bago po ganito rin ba yung kay kris aquino tsaka kay mark leviste hindi
- 25:39
masasabi natin na oo kasi
- 25:41
hindi ko hindi naman sinasabi na mamamatay si chris kaso she's
- 25:44
amerika daw may
- 25:45
sakit may sakit sya
- 25:47
oo parang siguro kay mike leviste mas pinili alam niyo na rin naman na yung pinapasok niya na kailangan niyang magpabalik balik sa amerika mas pinili
- 25:57
niya si kris kesa dun sa bayan na dapat niyang i serve
- 26:00
oo tama di ba
- 26:01
pinakamahal at ganun nga ang kamahal
- 26:03
no isusuko ko ang batangas
- 26:05
nakalimutan niya yung meron siyang duty sa batangas as vice governor
- 26:10
oh yun so yun di ba nung papasok ka dyan sa relationship na yan na hindi ka ready may mga maiiwan ka palang responsibility what if ikaw marami ka ring responsibility na nakaatang sayo tapos papasok ka sa isang relationship na may mabigat ding responsibility baka pag ano ah kailangan matanggap mo muna yun bago ka pumasok din diyan hindi lang dahil mahal ko siya dahil gusto kong ipakita sa kanya na kaya kong ibigay ang mga masasayang huling taon niya di lang ganun dapat intindihin mo at tanggapin
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mo yung mga responsibility diyan tsaka sana
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pwede niyang tanungin sa sarili niya gaanong ka worth it yung risk na magkaka magkaka heartbreak siya na alam niya talagang ticking time bomb to eh and madami namang iba dyan eh pag
- 27:01
iba talaga pag pag mahal mo na yung tao hindi mo na din maiisip yan pag
- 27:06
kasi ang word na kasing ginamit niya crush tsaka crush
- 27:09
lang crush eh eh kasi kapag ka sya di ba ibig sabihin yun ay yung may konti kang nararamdaman para sa tao di ba
- 27:20
tsaka
- 27:20
gusto mo siya so dun ka sa face na you get to know her
- 27:25
ang hirap niyan lahat
- 27:26
ng di ba yung mga iba sinasabi
- 27:27
pwede pa ba mag sex yan
- 27:29
pwede
- 27:30
yung kalagayan lang yun
- 27:32
basta ba sila sa ospital para
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okay
- 27:35
sex is good i mean
- 27:37
oo para lang ano baka kasi hindi na pwede isa rin yun sa hanapin mo mag cause pa ng mag cheat ka sa iba palalalain mo lang yung nararamdaman nung babae isa rin yun di ba pwedeng mas pag pumasok ka sa buhay nya kapag may nagawa ka
- 27:56
ikaw ba pag walang sex nag che cheat ka
- 27:58
hindi
- 27:59
so maiksing conversation so hindi
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na siya issue hindi nga ibig ko sabihin hindi nga ibig ko sabihin hindi naman lahat ako
- 28:07
oo bibihira ako makakita ng taong may bukol sa kamay
- 28:13
pero totoo i mean irrelevant yun may sexual wala kung
- 28:19
ah hindi natin
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alam ilagay na lang natin sa punto na cash niya pa lang crush nya don don ano pa yung puwede niyang gawin bukod sa mag confess
- 28:27
crush niya pero hindi siya
- 28:28
matahimik eh pero wag spend time ka na lang with her muna get to know her more bago ka mag confess ng kung anu ano kasi di mo din alam baka she's in a situation where in vulnerable siya di ba so i i ano mo din siya kilalanin mo na muna
- 28:45
tantyahin mo rin kung meron na kayong mutual understanding kasi baka naman ikaw lang yung merong pakiramdam sa kanyang ganun tapos kapag umamin ka mailang siya sayo
- 28:55
oo so get to know her first si hello tapos din pagka right time na magsabi ng i like you
- 29:01
tapos mali pala yung pagkakarinig niya nung may pneumonia lang pala tas hindi ba
- 29:07
tsaka to ano yung two to five years
- 29:09
five years hindi ko talaga
- 29:12
alam ano ano yon two two five two two
- 29:14
thousand two hundred twenty two years po akong mabubuhay
- 29:17
two five two hundred twenty five years hindi pero yun nga
- 29:22
siguro yung pinaka best niyang pwedeng gawin is ano ah wag niyong iparamdam dun sa crush niya na ma gets mo take her mind off things
- 29:31
hmm
- 29:32
anong spend wag niyo iparamdam
- 29:34
hindi syempre
- 29:35
masyadong dalhin sa
- 29:36
yung trato mo sa kanya hindi lang dahil
- 29:39
malapit ka na don oo
- 29:41
kundi regular date lang may
- 29:43
kilala na kayang mala ano nagkaroon ng taning na ganyan na hindi ano ha
- 29:49
na nagkainlaban dahil
- 29:51
hindi hindi hindi relate hindi related sa inyo kuya kaibigan nagkaroon na kayo ng ganung kaibigan na may taning anong pakiramdam
- 30:02
at syempre may walkie uh di ba may may meron kang ah saktong alalay depende sa de depende rin kung gaano kayo ka close eh merong saktong alalay wherein given the opportunity to help you will help quare ah meron siyang alam mo yung trabaho niya tapos may opportunity na pwedeng siya yung makuha you know to keep the to keep the
- 30:32
bills
- 30:33
hindi yung to keep the yung
- 30:35
moral
- 30:36
yung yung yung oo yung ano kasi yan eh when when you know na meron nang taning minsan nawawalan sila ng purpose ng ano ng will to keep on so any any project that will see na meron pa siyang meron pa siyang use and purpose di ba
- 30:51
pag apply yung skill
- 30:52
mo and talent still
- 30:55
talaga twenty years yun purpose talaga
- 30:59
so parang once na ma na ma feel nila na they can they are still wanted because of their skill their talent medyo na meron ibang klase din yung effect nun to keep on fighting parang ganyan
- 31:13
hm di ba
- 31:15
so ano sila may ganun eh so yun yung when you know someone na merong ganon bawal parang yun din yung sinasabi nila bawal ka magpakita ng ng awa you if you care for the person you don't show na naawa ka sa kanya you just have to make him feel that that take it one day ata
- 31:41
tayo tayo
- 31:42
lang tuloy lang oo wala
- 31:43
yung kita nya dun sa crush
- 31:46
nya oo
- 31:47
na wag nyang
- 31:48
normal as you can pero if you help you help pero yung hindi yung sobrang obvious na parang naalalayan mo na ako masyado i still can still do things on my own parang ganon wag ganon meron pa rin siyang kaya pa rin niya gawin yung mga mga regular things na ginagawa
- 32:06
niya
- 32:07
i was gonna say that i think the also has the right to know like whatever responsibility and and things ayaw thinking about i think she also has a right to to understand that and then she can tell you how she feels about about you know dealing with the situation or sharing the responsibilities of all things like it's a bit selfish and i understand coming from a good place that you showed the this thoughts on your head but i think she has a right to know and then you know wherever you feel you
- 32:36
should definitely let it out and not keep it to yourself at the end of the day
- 32:39
so yung twenty year lone copay hope
- 32:46
you
- 32:49
will be paying for a house you didn't wanna buy
- 32:54
well if you like the house yeah
- 32:59
dyan sa crush na yan two to five years yung life expectancy possible ba na may pumasok diyan na magpakasal sina
- 33:07
no mahaba yung limang taon
- 33:09
na sayang
- 33:13
kala
- 33:13
mo patay ito na
- 33:14
hello nay ano eh real real
- 33:16
talk lang ito real talk
- 33:18
what sayang ryan rems
- 33:20
hindi sayang lang ang mag aasikaso pa kayo ng papeles mga kumpil kumpisal
- 33:26
eh di ikaw na lang magkasal sayo walang requirements
- 33:28
o yellow pad lang gagawin
- 33:31
oo
- 33:32
may tam mark
- 33:34
oo tom mark
- 33:35
oo the lutahan stamb legit naman pala
- 33:38
eh oh kay mayor na lang sila kasalang bayan mga ganun
- 33:43
oo kaysa pastor
- 33:45
o mag focus na lang sila dun dun sa journey na gagawin nila kaysa dun sa ano ang tawag nito hindi na naman nila kailangan pang magpakasal na muna eh enjoy na lang nila muna yung eh malay mo kung lahat naman ng tao siguro ano iniisip na gumaling sya di ba
- 34:02
enjoyin mo yung company so enjoy nya yung company ah get to know the person baka ano man she doesn't like you back yon ano ano ka pa
- 34:14
dyan yung ano yun pasulat sulat pa
- 34:18
ako kina basted
- 34:19
di
- 34:20
pa ba uso turo five years na ganun every age and if i know anything about
- 34:24
all of you been together with your girlfriend
- 34:26
mo we've been together for you power say to five years in every each and um from what i understand about the philippines you guys make the best nurses goodness
- 34:38
rapper
- 34:39
you could extend her life by quite a bit i think
- 34:42
but the nurses are are all abroad not here
- 34:48
i see well yung question dito is ano ah you'll be spending a very short time you could be spending a very short time with the right person or you could spend a lifetime with the wrong person or what would you rather have so
- 35:01
tae na si mandy more to
- 35:04
always remember
- 35:07
totoo di ba yan o hindi naman natin malalaman yan eh two to five years pa yan future yan makakasagot lang ng future si ryan rems dito sa
- 35:17
horoscope to the world
- 35:30
hello welcome to horoscope to the world mabilisan lang to boys aris hindi ka makakapagdala ng extra brief sa swimming sira ang zipper ng iyong pantalon uuwi kang naka basang sando taurus nalimutan mong ilagay ang solution sa iyong sagot sa calculus ipapasa ka pa rin ng iyong proof dahil isinubo ka niya kagabi gemini mabenta ang tinda mong rugby sayong sari sari store napapasaya mo ang mga badjao so
- 36:07
we translate germany for us please
- 36:10
ahh ahh your business of selling blue
- 36:17
sniff
- 36:18
sniff for to be sniff by our local badjao us make them happy
- 36:27
kailan to nice pati
- 36:29
brief yung full joke
- 36:32
slate cancer sabay kayong bibili ng pandecoco ng crush mong galanteng ilokanong may ari ng babuyan
- 36:41
dahil specific
- 36:43
so specific ito ah leo ito crucial to
- 36:51
okay babes aking brief lang yan
- 36:55
virgo swimming naman yun ano
- 36:58
swimming itong episode na to ikaw si mister blee
- 37:03
virgo malaki ang koneksyon ng ampon nyo sa naganap na nakawan libra ang lupit ng flow mo sarap sayang walang gustong bumili ng binebenta mong t shirt pamigay mo na lang scorpio wag kang bababa sa taxi kahit malakas ang putok ng driver kailangan mong magmadali saguittarius na c p r si darth vader ni chuba ca mas masarap daw ang laway ni darth kaysa kay hands solo capricorn
- 37:41
fan lagi horoscope yun fact yun
- 37:45
capricorn mag decline ka sa imbitasyon ng mga paminta sa beach
- 37:51
oo
- 37:53
para hindi ka ma recto mizzle aquarius may humps mauumpog ka sa kisame ng tricycle mahuhulog ang tilapia mo sa kanal si layo'y mayakit oo si layong makakatakas
- 38:11
boyfriend
- 38:14
may tilapia ang
- 38:15
tilapia binili wala kayong malaking chance na magkakatotoo
- 38:18
yan to pieces mahuhulog ang ibang kuto mo sa sopas kainin mo wag kang pahalata
- 38:26
what is what is the said english sorry if i sees
- 38:30
your head lice will fall into the soup just keep on eating it
- 38:36
how do that ayan
- 38:37
thank you ayun pa isis tama pieces
- 38:42
expect that
- 38:43
and you look like you have headless
- 38:48
ayan o ano ah so yun
- 38:50
horoscope two the world that
- 38:54
time at tsaka may kanta pang diba love will keep us and live oo malay mo naman yan
- 39:00
oh oh hindi ako naniniwala diyan
- 39:04
ay sorry singit ko lang yang kantang love will kita sa live kanta yan ng mga nagugutom pang magsyota at mag asawa mga nagsisimula pa lang
- 39:15
sabi
- 39:15
sayo o di magutom muna
- 39:17
sinabi yan yung mga ano eh
- 39:19
para lang maka relate sa kanta
- 39:21
yung pumili ka ng gwapo na walang trabaho
- 39:25
kaysa ayan yan
- 39:26
oo
- 39:28
so ano man naiisip ko ngayon siya dapat tanggalin nya yung sakit part dun sa
- 39:38
equation
- 39:39
oo equation lalo na kung ang pinag uusapan eh mahal mo sya o cash mo siya para mawala yung kasi may ano eh yung awa factor gagawin ko lahat dahil ano may may may may sakit ka ganyan
- 39:52
so pag sa sa pagsila na
- 39:54
so parang the us so ngayon pa lang as soon as ngayon try your best to deal with the person kung normal as how you will treat
- 40:05
someone di mo alam na may sakit
- 40:07
that how how you will treat someone na gusto mo na walang sakit ganun dapat pareho pantay kasi kung kung medyo binibi mo siya dahil oo parang hindi na din yun yung alam mo yun parang hindi siya ano eh kung naka angkla ka lang dahil may sakit siya gawin mo yung mga extra special things ganun more than the usual di
- 40:29
hindi niya kailangan yung
- 40:30
pick kailangan yun
- 40:31
isang mensahe nung babae noh ano si nota mo ko para alagaan ako
- 40:37
tama talaga akong sariling mga bakla
- 40:40
jake up
- 40:41
may sinasabi si
- 40:42
tristan thing
- 40:44
tama talaga yung sigaw ng mga bakla na equality
- 40:48
bakit wag mo siya
- 40:49
itrato na may sakit kahit may sakit siya
- 40:52
hindi naman sakit ang pagiging bakla tristan
- 40:55
nandyan sayo joke lang
- 40:58
wala yan sugurin nyo po sya sa thirty four thirty thirty forty pa pala
- 41:03
tsaka tatay hud
- 41:05
podcast ako napaka
- 41:07
po kayo mam bash
- 41:08
may pelikula may pelikulang ganyan di ba nabanggit ko na yung pahiram ng isang umaga may sakit si vilma santos kino comfort sa ni sya ni eric quizon hanggang sa huling hilingan niya oo ang ito na ni research ko yung sinabi ni vilma nung bago siya mamatay yan sa dagat
- 41:28
akala ko darna hi lucky sana tulog ka na yung palaging sinasabi niya di ba sa bill mo santos oh
- 41:35
anu anong eksena ito anong nasaan siya
- 41:39
ah kinakanta ginawa ang kinakarga karga sya
- 41:47
nakaldag
- 41:49
ang karga ni eric quizon si vilma santos sa tabi ng dagat sabi
- 41:53
ni mamamatay na si
- 41:54
mamamatay na si vilma sabi
- 41:56
nya lunukin
- 41:59
sinasabi ng
- 41:59
danny tama po dadalhin
- 42:02
sabi ni vilma sakanya erik
- 42:08
kaya ang ganda ng mundo ang sarap mabuhay ng high ayan lang
- 42:15
so mabuhay dami na ng pelikula yan
- 42:19
tungkol dun sa marijuana
- 42:22
sila ba si chick and joey
- 42:25
hindi malungkot to tinamaan sabi nga ni juliet juliet yung pangalan na julie ang ganda ng mundo ang sarap mabuhay tapos dun sa script nakalagay yung action juliet din drops dead at the arms of ariel oh
- 42:40
ang ganda noh ibigay na bigay si vilma sa pagbali ng leeg niya ah
- 42:45
patay parang pareho nung nag orgasm dun sa kaklase mo ha aha
- 42:52
patay best actress sharon
- 42:55
still well to put into context lahat naman tayo mamamatay so mas maiksi lang siguro yung oras mo kung
- 43:01
sakali kaysa sa
- 43:02
tangi na wala din hindi mo masasabi
- 43:05
kahit one hundred years maiksi pa rin para sakin yun pota bitin talaga to isang buhay na to eh pakshet
- 43:11
so kanino ka na natin isasalin kung sakali
- 43:14
ha kanino
- 43:16
isasalin
- 43:17
yung utak mo
- 43:18
yung utak yung essence mo
- 43:20
well gusto kong magpait cremate na lang kasi
- 43:23
pag di ako tignan natin kay tsino
- 43:25
oo pero sa ano ha kung sakaling hindi ako i cremate lahat sa lahat ng iinom sa bungo ko magkaka pawers
- 43:36
hanggang
- 43:37
sa susunod awalan
- 43:39
dito lang sa school kita
- 43:42
may sasabihin si jackie
- 43:43
i had she know and then the whole that's why i had creamy had chino and cremate what he
- 43:50
said he made he made an announcement to the world that whoever
- 43:55
to face ng cremated
- 43:56
if it's not cremated whoever will drink from his cal will live forever
- 44:02
chinos scal no
- 44:04
ryan
- 44:04
mice cause we're planning if you ever dies first we will cremate him and feed him to chino
- 44:09
ah but so you are telling them to not cremate you and keep the scale them so they okay i will try to do that i'm
- 44:19
you you are the first follower of ryan rems sa scalp
- 44:23
i will put the apple etag on you so that when you die i can come back immediately keep your scout protect the rest of your body but i'll keep the scout ya
- 44:35
yon again thank you very much jackie thank you salamat sa mga
- 44:39
muchas
- 44:40
gracias den si
- 44:43
ano yung patches ni faith pare
- 44:45
wala na realize freelance podcast
- 44:48
kailangan niyo ng ng anyo na photography video videography
- 44:53
long boy
- 44:54
follow niyo lang sa instagram
- 44:56
photo booth lang tanungin nyo at tanungin niyo yung mga nagtatanong ng ivan
- 45:02
sabton mag iiba magkakaiba iba ng ano kulay ng
- 45:05
buhok may green nakahubad kayo
- 45:07
oo
- 45:08
malaking shades yam
- 45:10
maging were lang kayo okay ano parang may activities
- 45:12
yeah long boys
- 45:13
photobooth
- 45:14
oo
- 45:17
ayon anong kahit anong selebrasyon
- 45:19
pwede tsaka nagpupunta yan sa mga kasal alam mo mas binibenta niya yung print out sa labas tsaka ang
- 45:25
maganda kayong fade pari pay what you
- 45:27
want pay what you
- 45:29
what you want
- 45:32
all expense paid by paid long boy may kasama pang ano yan ha yung taho yung magtataho thank you yan
- 45:42
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