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THE KOOLPALS · EPISODE 548

#548: Kaso Ni Pura at Pastor

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Sa episode pinag-usapan sa newsfeed ang pagsampa ng kaso laban kay Pura. Tama ba na siya ay kasuhan? Bakit nga ba siya kinasuhan? Ano ba ang manyayayri sayo kung ikaw ay na Persona Non Grata? Nauwi ang kwentuhan sa chismisan sa internet tungkol sa isang pastor na nasangkot sa isang krimen kaya agad naming ginawan ng KoolPals Scene of the Crime Operative at isinadula ang mga chismis online. Totoo ba ito o gawa gawa lang ng mga chismosong Netizens? Lahat ng yan pinagusapan at pinagtawanan, dito lang sa The KoolPals! wag na kayo maki chismis, manuod na lang kayo ng show namin sa www.coemdymanila.ph at kung gusto niyo marinig ang mga na cut at na bleep ay manuod ng live recording kaya sumali na sa aming Patreon sa www.thekoolpals.com

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    is

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    hindi pala buong bayan

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    bomboo nga napasaka na nila ang kasong murder batok sa tulo ka sa mga suspek nga i fulfill patay kang mister cagayan de oro

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    recording

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    dapat tong gabing ito

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    eight eight eight five four

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    eight anong magandang ano pampatanggal to

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    yon

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    welcome to

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    school dati wala akong ano hepe

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    five four eight

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    hindi

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    exclusive all spotify

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    pep pep pep pempem ang pempem papa pampam papa pampam papa pampam

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    papa jennifer hudson eh noh

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    pam pam pam

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    ah joanna be free mo yun

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    sige ano ano nga na pinagsama mong i want to break

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    free and do and you and do yoga na love

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    me ii

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    love part din naman ang pempem na naisip

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    nyo

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    eh kasi di ba

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    si ano yan yung pagka

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    si ano si pura luca pag pumunta siya sa maynila sasabihin syang no no no no way no no no no no i am living in the and ano bang title

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    i don't wanna be free and you and you yoga na love di

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    ba oo aralan sagot na sagot

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    kasi di ba lagi syang napapalaban ang

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    tanong ganun dense yung kanta

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    sige para syang napapalaban palagi sa mga tao ngayon ang dami niyang haters tapos ano pa sya ang tawag dito

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    ah persona non grata ayan ang pag uusapan natin sa news feed news feed

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    okay yung bata hindi pwede dito

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    yan so quick lang ah explain natin kay jackie jackie there's this one you guys have drag queens in singapore

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    do yes

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    so one drug queen at puro vega did the

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    drugs became famous and drag race philippines so became a personality

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    jesus drug jesus

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    did jesus and did ah a show where in ah he was singing

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    ah church song church

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    song right and people love is right

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    and ah they filed some cases against

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    wow okay and

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    ah welcome in the city

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    so she is no longer welcome and in the city

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    some some some persons manila manila ba manila

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    manila

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    province of

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    all i guess we will not see how

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    general within this

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    time baryo matae

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    what's the equivalent of that in singapore

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    ah well i don't know you guys joseline made a joke about malaysia and that was the thing yeah yeah she's i don't think she's very welcome in malaysia bia like i'm sure some people in singapore be okay with a bad thing they are still some people will be very upset with a si justin and singa

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    point but singapore

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    god is allowed to go in into singapore

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    right by ah pass po wala ho to yeah but i i don't know what happened to her if she should of people would throw a ananas and our faith and

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    un well now they they can they still can forget that

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    i i think she is also talking about it on how twitter so

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    maybe jackie maybe maybe that's the time ah singapore will allow to speak

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    right

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    yeah ang ganda

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    jokes and china visit si idol ko singapore sir love to speak

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    i think there should be a spit day for singapore

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    we're waiting for a day to come so as a cause she is welcome back then

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    so that's the

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    alright that's the

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    story do you think it's right to ban her in and file some cases

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    i don't know bening ho i think why if you want to file a case everyone have the right to go and file the case right but i think to bend someone from the city is a bit extreme you know yeah like if you don't wanna see her do that just don't don't go and see her do that right she is not like she's on tv blasting her performance everywhere it's it's a show and we paid by tickets to go and see the show right

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    they will they will give her ah ah chicken rice without chicken

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    richie

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    what a what are the implications of persona non grata i mean

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    you have no personality to act

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    benefit

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    within a given jurisdiction

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    re not given ano yung sorry reach you can you say

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    again

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    example you lose your rights within a given jurisdiction

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    really mean if she shows up hiya bible can beat her up and nothing would happen to the people building

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    her rial complaints with the police they don't have personality

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    so we go

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    to the police station

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    the same sasabihin pa nila and then some reports sir

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    no if she goes to a police station

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    dun so who said that ah

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    in the report they cannot write anything

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    they will act that nobody's there ay dong inay year something

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    i smell something

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    but take let's say magtagal her

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    hindi siya bati

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    i cannot see day kasi tama po don't see day

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    kasi pagka ano pagka persona non grata parang pwede kung kunyari bugbugin nga siya pag binugbog siya tas magsumbong siya sa pulis

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    dun sa area

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    doon sa area kailangan

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    pa niyang taguig

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    kahit kailangan ko pa mag commute

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    duguan na

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    duguan na ako

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    nakaangkas taga

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    hanga hospital hindi sa taguig

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    kasi doon lang ako hindi

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    naglatag dun kailangan kong magreklamo muna

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    hirap any of the other dry queens yearly implicated other they should

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    also only just one because her

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    right like people understand the where there is just one person that in fact up and it's not like a culture that that is stupid or

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    whatever but the they are telling that ah it this is a l g b t and ano micro aggression towards l g b t q because if a straight person does that

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    they wouldn't be band

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    from the city ah and just people will just laugh about it they will say minus points in heaven

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    â

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    but but ah they don't find it offensive

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    right

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    but when it comes to l g b t q

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    right

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    it was a case

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    yeah right right wow

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    yes ah bakla hater tristan

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    thing bakla heather

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    naman

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    follow up bakla heater podcast

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    label na ganyan

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    tatay pala sorry

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    si lou willie

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    blue lim kasama niya sa

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    podcast sa podcast eh luy lim from thirty forty yan yon

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    ang gusto mong sabihin

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    na sya

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    at wala walang hater si louie hindi sya ano peaceful yun eh masyado siyang ano eh politically correct person niya si louie so

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    so ikaw lang talaga yung galit sa mundo

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    sya yung offensive dun sa dalawa

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    matanda ka na yan so ano ang tingin mong

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    nangyari di it's because there she further well she portrayed jesus with the false false eye lashes pero

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    it's a

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    straight man he wouldn't portray jesus with with any make up or lipstick or

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    probably

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    doesn't know that's why people are upset

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    let's this and alright the bless home is in the make up

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    oo i think it's ano there's so many videos that came up

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    pulso riel

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    loyal

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    loyal loria

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    lower down ng local yun sa adobo nila alagayan po kailangan mo

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    there is a loophole

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    anong hole na naman yan na niloloob

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    there is a loophole he he wasn't really ah impersonating jesus it was ah geez wash

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    parang mag stado ka

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    para was thinking right like dishing call it jesus in the performance or was it like jessie you know

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    jess was char

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    alam mo nakakatawa dito ang ini impersonate nya is jesus the nasa rin the start you in manila and the one who filed the case r born again

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    distance

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    right protestants that don't believe in status

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    oo right wow well i guess the abs said they are being reminded or extend you then we don't like the extent you stop showing me stand you

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    hindi i think eh there were so many videos that came up also that added added to the

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    fuel is usually what happens

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    well is the next video that came up was i think the the the wafer

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    ah

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    the biggest you know the whole of resting catholic right so he did the view of the waiver but level of crispness what's the what's the

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    right as ah inject

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    right in drugs so so for me the first one the singing part ay si no problem there i think the problem that happened was it was like

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    she kept oking it as well right right

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    right at the

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    catholic right

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    and until we went to that you know this is the way for its crispness na level nine so i think that's when

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    they percent she she she has to play a part in this well right

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    she's not so complete video surface

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    just like ah what jocelyn chia is doing

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    she's she is just part of the

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    social media games capitalizing noh but ah i think the most correct ah way

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    to fail

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    is to lay down lay low lay low verse

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    noh

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    if you if your intention is just to perform

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    your heart yes right but

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    if you your intention is to be

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    found the flames trigger

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    or attack a group of people then that's why ur intention

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    is

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    that's where it is bad already and i think ah it manila is offended by it because i think they have the right to her

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    ah she and in singapore what are jokes that will lead you criminal charges or serious

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    well we have laws to like this the pooh law and people that they make facebook post they be like its false they will be made to to make corrections and things like that

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    but what

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    do you mean in stand up

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    you have criminal charges or in stand up yes or any art

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    and i don't think that was one i saw documented the other day about nineties singapore and there was one like in the nineties apparently performance it was like a big thing in singapore people will be fucking posing in the streets and shit and that was a massive thing and one time one guy ah headed a performance where he put a bunch of aegis on the flow and then he with the eggs he called the eggs and this is like a statement on the singapore punishment kining people and he walked to the back of

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    the room registered snipping his own pubic he

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    okay do you some kind

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    of show that all

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    rights is interested to what you

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    show right

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    yes anyone doing

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    it still to don omelet

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    the next question of its

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    is only fans

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    way back year way

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    back

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    where can i buy in a nineties and then the next day everyone on a new people's like what is our today and i think then that's when sends a ship came down and and tried to you know stop people from doing things that are crazy and

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    singapo he turned around and got his pubes or he faced the camera and put his pubes

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    i wasn't there but the whole time i think he was just facing away from the crowd but the people can hear this user is going chick chick and pubs dropping on the floor

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    through it in the air

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    from may the wish

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    i bet the janitor smelled it

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    kaya the one the one who was cleaning

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    kita jerry's

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    was the one who complained to the government i cannot do this

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    sir

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    just too much i can handle the egg breaking but not the cubicle

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    then the government and singapo has been like you i just don't do crazy she like you can do your ah like we allowed to do stand up we love to say mostly whatever we want privacy is the thing is really the problem is when you stop posting videos and and people can agree or disagree with the video that things go a crazier yeah

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    how about your tristan why are you mad at ah

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    hindi

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    puro loka

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    di ba

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    baka right what i was actually saying was whoever has ah no sin cast the first stone

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    yeah

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    i'm pro now na im not even pro i'm not against and i'm not pro but i just ang hirap maging plastik pero i don't agree with magtagalog pero i don't agree with the the yeah

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    but we gather rolly

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    yes i don't agree with that and i also don't agree with politicians trying to ride on to that um ah

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    bad

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    so

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    kasi ganun yun actually hoping to to see another drag queen tailer sheesh di ho love you turners yeah we're hoping to see him if she has a

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    show you cannot see her now you are you know why because sailor ship or ready went to singapore she went there we can't have her we have trailer sees you can't have her you're going to have two tailors fuck you fuck you know

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    i'm really going

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    to the yes you can ay ikinunot see her tailor she's is for only filipinos to have and also other countries who taylor swift did it went to like zimbabwe bangladesh yes

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    yes

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    papatakbo sa ano suppression of freedom of speech

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    parang smokescreen nga sya yung mga ganyan smokescreen lang yan eh habang may ginagawa silang mas malaking katarantaduhan

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    sino yan

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    oo kasi yun yung uso eh oo yun yung uso nung time na yun magiging matunog yung

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    pangalan sa mga pulitiko ito jowa sinasabi niya sa amerika kaya biglang lumabas yung mga alien kasi parang meron silang para mawala yung

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    nagpakawala sila ng mexicano

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    hindi para mawala yung ano yung usapan sa seryoso yung mga topic

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    kasi see biden kasi chismis lang may nahuling cocaine sa white house lahat yun lahat ng ebidensya kay biden daw talaga yung cocaine so pano natin ililigtas ang presidente ah in

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    love you heard about this joe biden that he was caught with cocaine

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    oh did not here he was called

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    years old cookin pare

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    right

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    bilang bahagi ako ng age lima isang drugs

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    sabagay

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    di joke lang but this ano humor the rumor only that's why they turned to talking about aliens

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    siguro ano yung nakapag isip nun na i relate sa alien naka cocaine din ano

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    hindi sa ano suppression to ng freedom of speech pero ganun naman talaga dito sa pilipinas eh hindi naman talaga kinikilala yung freedom of speech di ba ako ayoko yung ginagawa ni pura luca pero medyo extreme tong inaabot niya ngayon dito

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    konting parosa lang wag naman yang ganyan

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    eh wala eh kakantiin mo talaga yung tropang katoliko para

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    ako doon lang ako nakita i think old video pa nga yun yung sa o yung sa wafer old video na yon tapos ito lang lumabas nag

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    serve na marami rin namang gumawa nun g b

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    oo tsaka malapit naman na kasi ang eleksyon

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    malapit na ba

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    yung s k di ba mag s k election siguro isa na namang smoke screen alam mo isa pang smoke screen yung istorya na noong gumraduate na couple

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    oo sa c d o

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    sakto may abogado tayo dito nandito sa tondo richy

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    at namatay ang boyfriend

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    ba namatay

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    binaril pinatay binaril sa ulo shit gunshot nga

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    gunshot what a fuck me

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    yun lang salamat daw laging ikaw gayon sya okay let me explain

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    talaga ako lang

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    walang kahit

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    anong gave you one english word

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    will make you ask

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    what happened

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    yeah before may tagalog tagalog tayo ha pero it will translate to ako love

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    each and that's the

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    two

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    english was

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    we have ito ay interpret topic

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    no okay

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    okay we switch now we're talking about this news it's again based on rumors and are here say or or ah you know you the netizens investigation team okay ah this lady ah couple couple okay ah in a relationship and the boyfriend was shot in the head

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    right

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    um and now you know this was used three months ago and now the news is this the lady has a sugar dati sugar daddy is a pastor pastor wow pastor who used to be a

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    ex general

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    general so general and now the rumors are the study was the one who had this boyfriend killed

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    right and this is the news adrian fornillos case dito tupas dito sa bomboradyo gikumpirma sa cagayan de oro city police office

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    hindi pala bobo yan

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    boom boom nga napasaka na nila ang kasong murder batok sa tulo ka sa mga suspek nga you po sir patay kang mister cagayan de oro

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    jusmio bomboo

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    twenty twenty three kid candidate adrian rubic fornillos

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    tangina nyo

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    ha gipusil gihapon ang tonto

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    ha sa tulong nga kasuhan

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    this is but mahiyaw that can use buo yan sabi ni leona di willie revillame ba yung kumakanta si umili tapos boo boo gamo buo pinakilo yung balita namatay yaw

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    sa tulong nga gikasuko gikasuhan lakip na ni ini ang mastermind

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    ay yayayay

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    oh now

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    gunman og driver sa bao bao mga maoy gigamit sa krimen

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    baobao bumbu

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    wow

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    natumbok na na sub sa kapulisan ang motibo sa krimen ug walay kalabutan

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    ayan ayan

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    ang paget nga gi appearance sa biktima

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    it's a dialect even we don't understand

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    so there's the news how they present the story

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    no just us bomboo radyo

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    eto na yung pinaka insensitive natin yung episode

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    yun nga eh sakto sa topic din ng kay pura po eh pushing the boundaries of freedom of expression when it comes to being an artist which is we are commedia

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    that's right yes

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    ready na ba kayong

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    personal na i don't think we will be offended by death we have to understand it first

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    yes para mas maintindihan mas para mas maintindihan

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    ng

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    may mga translation

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    okay ano yung unang balita

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    please translate jackie

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    actually yun na rin yun ay ang sinabi ni g

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    b yun na yun na

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    rin yung sinabi nya kaya mas maganda gawin na lang natin itong scene of the cool pals operatives dahil hindi naman natin alam ang totoo dahil di all of these are alleged

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    alleged this

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    is not yet verified so we will just ah base our soco re enactment

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    to the files of the internet

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    yes so this is a inspired by a true story inspired by true story yeah

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    inspired lang inspired

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    inspire

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    totoo ni ricky feel free to but in anytime that you feel that we are going to get ourselves in trouble

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    yes ayan na na

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    oo

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    you stinking notes

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    taking notes working very hard on this episode in particular

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    narito ang scene of the cool pales operatives

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    wish ay yayayay yahoo boom

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    boom

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    sabay pa kayo nakatira sa c d o o cagayan de oro city ang mag jowang papangalanan nating si andren at si jovelyn

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    parang totoo lang diyan yung ander

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    si andren at jovelyn ay isang college st prudence scale college

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    boom boom boom ang yayayay

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    jovelyn na nag aaral sa isang unibersidad hikapon ay giatay na may nakita ako sa comments dun sa ano ngek giatay

  321. 24:52

    alam mo ibig sabihin nun ano di ko alam mo baka mamaya pinatay yun na tila tawanan mo

  322. 24:58

    ba't may ngek

  323. 25:00

    baka ganun sila

  324. 25:01

    di ba parang ano expression na ata yung yata

  325. 25:04

    eh ano ba yung yata'y oo parang juice mio siguro yung ganung

  326. 25:07

    ganun sinumang sino ba nakakaintindi

  327. 25:09

    rin yan sino mang bisaya dito oo anyway si andren at jovelyn ay masayang masaya bilang mag jowa dahil at isa pa dito sila ay kay ah mga kumakandidato rin sa mga pageant s k unibersidad dahil sila naman ay magaganda at gwapo tsong dalawa may itsura si andren at si jovelyn

  328. 25:50

    ngun ganda mo balik mo yung compliment

  329. 25:54

    pageant tayo ay

  330. 25:56

    gwapo mo ha gwapo mo ha syempre pa dyan tayo

  331. 26:02

    pageant pa budget ako mister ano ko eh

  332. 26:05

    sweet na sweet ang dalawa at lagi silang nahuhuling nagpi p d a sa school

  333. 26:11

    finger

  334. 26:13

    tangay na

  335. 26:15

    pwede pong pwede bang tanggalin mo muna yung ano daliri mo na

  336. 26:19

    yan ano ba kasama sa posing ko yan

  337. 26:21

    kasi tumatama din sa ano ko tagiliran nakikiliti

  338. 26:24

    ako live selling tayo halika

  339. 26:27

    hello kumusta na ba kayo shout out shout out po dyan sir bili bili bili po kayo ano ba bebenta natin

  340. 26:35

    dito

  341. 26:37

    pero hiling ngid sa kaalaman ng nakararami may itinatagong sikreto ang couple na ito dahil si jovelyn ay kabit ng isang pastor

  342. 26:55

    jovelyn tapos saka naman

  343. 26:58

    yes daddy yes yes

  344. 27:02

    daddy mabuti ang baby ko

  345. 27:04

    syempre naman daddy

  346. 27:07

    gusto kong lagi kang maganda

  347. 27:10

    syempre naman sugar daddy oo sige na baka ano may gagawin ka pa dyan shower daddy paki ayos naman yung mga ano yung mga kalat kalat diyan may may gagawin lang ako dito

  348. 27:22

    sweetheart

  349. 27:23

    ang totoo lang niyan ay mas mahal pa ni jovelyn ang pastor dahil lagi itong kinikilig kapag dinadalhan pala ito ng bulaklak tuwing ito ay may event

  350. 27:41

    daddy pastor na naman tong ano dinala mo bakit ang bango bango bango bango naman nitong dinala mo

  351. 27:48

    syempre para sayo yan kasing bango mo yan eh

  352. 27:52

    parang naaala mo

  353. 27:52

    talaga swabe ni pastor

  354. 27:54

    parang ano to ah sya talaga yung pastor ah

  355. 27:58

    alam mo talaga yung pabango ko yung santan delight

  356. 28:03

    actually saitan yan saitan

  357. 28:06

    delite medyo nagiging ka sweetheart lang wait ano ano parang medyo nag gain ka ng weight

  358. 28:11

    ah ganun talaga syempre ikaw kasi love na love mo ko lagi mo ko pinapakain

  359. 28:17

    at lagi daw palang dinadala ni pastor etong si jovelyn sa condo

  360. 28:25

    pano ka ba lagi mo na lang akong dinadala dito sa condo na to

  361. 28:28

    syempre gusto ko tambalo root hindi ito

  362. 28:32

    ano ba nandito pa tayo sa lappy pwede ba dito na lang yan sa elevator

  363. 28:39

    ang nakakagulat pa rito ay alam pala ni andrin ang nangyayaring ito at okay lang sa kanya dahil ang perang ibinibigay ni pastor ay ginagamit nila pang date hmm

  364. 28:56

    susunod na date natin sigurado makapag jollibee na tayo nito

  365. 29:02

    alam mo gusto ko magpasalamat kay pastor dati kasi dahil nakaka nakaka extra rice ka dahil sa mga pinili nga niyang pera sakin

  366. 29:12

    no go large starlet surprise

  367. 29:14

    syempre naman kuya large mo na yan

  368. 29:19

    umabot na raw sa puntong naka isang milyon na ng bigay si pastor kay

  369. 29:27

    ibig sabihin habambuhay tayo kakain ng go

  370. 29:30

    large large mo na yan

  371. 29:35

    pero habang tumatagal ang kanilang sitwasyon ay unti unting nagseselos na si andren kay pastor

  372. 29:48

    eh sinasabi ko naman sayo eh bakit ka ba kasi nagseselos alam naman natin

  373. 29:54

    sedge wag mo kausapin

  374. 29:56

    teka

  375. 29:56

    na di

  376. 29:57

    ito

  377. 29:58

    no

  378. 29:58

    yung mga itong para

  379. 30:02

    itong sayo yung mga huwag itong mga wala magsawa kayo ng pastor na yan ayoko wag mo kausapin wala akong pakialam hindi huwag na talaga promise wag ka nang magsalita di kita ano ano i don't hear you personal lang gata ka sa kwarto ko

  380. 30:23

    okay galing ko hindi siya

  381. 30:26

    nagsisisi alam mo miss lang nare remind lang ako ng pastor na yan pag nagsasalita wag kang ay ano wala wag na lumalabas ka ng kwarto nag iwan na hindi na binuksan ko yung aircon

  382. 30:43

    kaya naman pumunta na lamang si jovelyn kay pastor para mag consol sa kanya

  383. 30:51

    pastor

  384. 30:52

    ba't ikaw may iiyak

  385. 30:57

    putang ina ang hirap talaga

  386. 31:02

    ganun na po yan

  387. 31:04

    gusto mo siya umiiyak ang baby ko

  388. 31:09

    kasi kasi kasi babae konti ka pa pinagsasalita mo ako makikinig ka sakin pastor pagdasal mo ako

  389. 31:22

    at nagdasal ang dalawa sa kwarto

  390. 31:30

    sige na lumuhod ka na

  391. 31:34

    ganito po

  392. 31:38

    pangit na itsura ng nakikita

  393. 31:40

    ang pangit na ng itsura

  394. 31:41

    nyan parang nakita ko si vangie labalan parang ganito po ang video

  395. 31:49

    sinabi mo yung sinabi niya parang ang gagawin mo tutungo kamusta para may makuha ka sa ibabaw ng cabinet o load na oh sige na pakita sa likod

  396. 31:59

    eh nagpalit ng bb nagpalit ng balat so ganito po ba gagawin ko

  397. 32:07

    ang gusto ko sayo good

  398. 32:08

    girl ano pong gagawin ko dito sa basketball

  399. 32:15

    magti three po hids

  400. 32:17

    ito mo lang yan dyan to boy mamaya gagamitin

  401. 32:19

    natin ito pong rug

  402. 32:21

    ilatag mo siya mabuti para hindi rin naman lamigin ng likod mo ito

  403. 32:25

    pong missing puzzle

  404. 32:28

    pwede ba ano ina rate mo lahat na andyan para sagutin ko na yung sasagutan na lang

  405. 32:33

    cause ball

  406. 32:35

    itabi mo dun sa basketball putang ina ka

  407. 32:37

    topic

  408. 32:40

    hinahanap ko yan saan mo nakita yan

  409. 32:42

    eto pong yanner

  410. 32:45

    at nabanggit ni jovelyn ng nangyari sa kanila ni andren kay pastor

  411. 32:51

    hehe daming kalat ganito po kasi no pastor study

  412. 32:58

    segue yan

  413. 33:00

    k away po kami ng jowa

  414. 33:03

    ko bakit sinaktan ka ba niya

  415. 33:05

    hindi pero hindi niya ako pinagsalita

  416. 33:10

    anong gusto mong gawin natin sa kanya

  417. 33:13

    pinatahimik

  418. 33:14

    niya ako

  419. 33:16

    pwede pang ayoko ituloy

  420. 33:20

    sige na kahit ano para sa baby ko

  421. 33:23

    yung ginagawa po ng mga librarian yung ganito

  422. 33:28

    sya

  423. 33:31

    umiihi hindi kita

  424. 33:35

    hindi one word

  425. 33:41

    one word

  426. 33:47

    work tagalog nila medyo mahina ako sa inyo kaya lang one word tagalog okay t

  427. 34:10

    alam ko na alam ko na sige ako ng bahala ako ng bala wag ka ng kumalma ka lang dyan ako ng bala ako ng bahala

  428. 34:17

    alam mo na ba at inutus at inutusan ni pastor ang kanyang long time friend na si daniel

  429. 34:26

    danilo kilo

  430. 34:30

    ano

  431. 34:33

    to

  432. 34:36

    may mangyayari ba sabi

  433. 34:38

    ni gary

  434. 34:38

    pier may mangyayari masama

  435. 34:41

    parang lumabas ako eh baka lumabas ang apoy

  436. 34:47

    buti na

  437. 34:52

    sarilo lola mo sa apoy

  438. 34:55

    ang

  439. 34:56

    ilang danilo yung bata ako inagrabyado

  440. 35:01

    ako

  441. 35:03

    demonyo pwedeng ikaw na ang tumrabaho nyan

  442. 35:08

    kaya ako talagang tatrabaho dyan dahil wala ka namang ibang utusan eh

  443. 35:15

    kaya mo ba

  444. 35:18

    so dadagdagan mo sweldo ko bukod sa pagwawalis

  445. 35:21

    ha

  446. 35:24

    maaari ko bang malaman kung anong gagawin mo sa kanya

  447. 35:29

    may dalawang bala pa ako diyan eh isa para sa kanya at kung mahuli ako para sa akin yung

  448. 35:36

    isa

  449. 35:42

    dalhin mo malinis yung trabaho

  450. 35:44

    malinis mag aalcohol ako

  451. 35:48

    at pinuntahan ni danilo ang kanyang target

  452. 35:57

    kilala

  453. 35:59

    the killer is a host

  454. 36:02

    oo ayan

  455. 36:05

    friday ako attorney tacos and to the killer was just

  456. 36:11

    to follow

  457. 36:13

    parang

  458. 36:14

    able to follow the

  459. 36:17

    oo

  460. 36:18

    okay okay so he's writing the host k ngayon

  461. 36:20

    dito ka lang yoka ba itatali lang kita sa aratilis yan tatanggaling tatanggalin ko na yung tali mo kasi nakita ko ness target natin eto na hoy hangal

  462. 36:42

    dalawa lang yung nagamit yung

  463. 36:45

    dalawa sa

  464. 36:47

    inyong dalawa gamit yung dalawang bata

  465. 36:52

    binubulok tulong tubol tubol alam

  466. 36:57

    mo ba na pag nahuli ka

  467. 37:01

    dala mo dito babayo isa

  468. 37:07

    kung story i love anymore po okay and it's still alive

  469. 37:18

    naku pag nahuli ako pipilipitin ko sarili ko leeg

  470. 37:29

    at biglang dumating si jovelyn ha nakitang nakahandusay si andren

  471. 37:36

    try hindi po ba sya to wait lang akala ko siya

  472. 37:44

    buhay pa si andren

  473. 37:45

    hindi pa ako patay ayaw kitang kausapin boy wala wag lang pala galit pa sayo wag mo akong masulti tayo diyan naiirita lang ako pag naririnig ko yung boses mo wag na ano ba ang kulit mo cha dalawa lang bala nung puki ng inang

  474. 38:03

    let me explain

  475. 38:06

    so ano ba wala wala na

  476. 38:08

    at tuluyang namatay si andre at yan

  477. 38:13

    ay papatay ako daw siya kausapin kupal sya kupal ka

  478. 38:21

    at namatay na

  479. 38:21

    talaga ayaw ko lang talaga kausapin masamang tao

  480. 38:25

    omo tren

  481. 38:27

    napakasamang tao mo sama ka ayoko sayo awe ate rin pala

  482. 38:36

    buhay pa rin

  483. 38:37

    oo hello kausapin masamang tao siya

  484. 38:46

    pahapyaw natin saglit yung mga anggulo i assume na lang natin na totoo hindi natin alam kung

  485. 38:51

    ano yun yun totoo to at

  486. 38:54

    namatay ba yung babae

  487. 38:55

    hindi

  488. 38:56

    hindi hindi

  489. 38:57

    seating pretty

  490. 38:58

    so ngayon ah binabatikos ngayon yung post nung babae dahil nag post pa siya ng story nila na they were supposed to graduate together that ah imbis na wedding vow yung binabasa niya eulogy yung binabasa yung mga ganung kadramahan eh may mga naglitawang mga screenshot ng mga chat kung saan yung babae ka chat ka chat nila parang kinikilig sa pastor paano tapos may mga sinabi pa dun sa isa na isang chat na pano kung mawala mawala na siya ayan oh love love i love you kaayo kay tata next life ha

  491. 39:52

    pangita ko love ayaw na dayun by love maluoy ka na collab oh

  492. 39:57

    naku grabe anong ibig sabihin

  493. 40:01

    ayan oh i love you so much kita tayo sa next life ha hanapin mo ako wag mo ko kaagad iiwan maawa ka sa akin love before pa raw mamatay ito eh

  494. 40:12

    ha

  495. 40:13

    ewan ko ewan ko sinasabi dito sa ano may post

  496. 40:18

    assume lang natin na totoo

  497. 40:21

    or tingnan lang natin kung ano yung mga naglalabasang mga pinag uusapan di ba yan yung mga sinasabi nilang nangyari eh

  498. 40:28

    nagsimula

  499. 40:28

    dun natin alam kung sinungaling lahat yung mga yan

  500. 40:32

    paraan na nagsimula lang yan sa tikim eh ano sa sugar daddy nung isang isang pitas isang pitas ng cellphone

  501. 40:41

    ang talagang inaano nila na na hinuhuli yung pastor parang pinipili lang ngayon yung pastor nga na sya ang killer

  502. 40:53

    likely ba kikiligin ka sa sugar daddy mo

  503. 40:57

    sa pera oo

  504. 40:58

    sa pera no

  505. 41:01

    pag maraming binibigay na pera siguro sayo kikiligin ka sa mga cellphone sa laptop

  506. 41:06

    posible na yung sinasabing one million naman posible para sakin posible yun

  507. 41:11

    kung yun talaga yung pangangailangan talaga nabibigay niya lahat eh one million a month

  508. 41:16

    a month daw eh tama

  509. 41:17

    month ba total

  510. 41:18

    this tender rate

  511. 41:20

    a total one million papel posible

  512. 41:24

    sugar daddy has given an amount of all gifts amounted to a million pesos

  513. 41:28

    already yung mga donations sa simbahan siguro na dino donate niya dun sa

  514. 41:33

    iya pala sabi niya ano na naman tong bag ng piso

  515. 41:37

    sambag ng

  516. 41:37

    face ng coins ganun ayan ganyan kita kamahal hindi pero alam mo yan lahat yan lumalabas nga na usap usapan

  517. 41:48

    sorry ah in your story when you guys were acting out earlier

  518. 41:51

    it's not true

  519. 41:52

    actually okay yeah but he he still a life is very good at doing bullets was that no

  520. 41:58

    hell he's dead

  521. 41:59

    alright but in the story

  522. 42:01

    in the story is

  523. 42:02

    yeah

  524. 42:03

    i was just mother her

  525. 42:06

    di chat yet but the hatred keeps him alive

  526. 42:16

    okay okay okay we can go back to the actual discussion sorry i just want to clarify

  527. 42:24

    this is the biggest we don't usually have true crimes here in ah philippines

  528. 42:29

    so real crimes

  529. 42:30

    yes

  530. 42:31

    so this is the the instance that the netizens were investigating all their own they like ah gossip in a way

  531. 42:44

    right

  532. 42:45

    so a lot of people got caught attention

  533. 42:49

    got right u s ongoing people discussing about

  534. 42:51

    this online tingnan mo ganun ka tsismoso ang mga pilipino kahit bisaya na yung ano talagang naghanap sila e translate naghanap sila ng mga kaibigan nilang bisaya ano ba ito

  535. 43:03

    hindi kaibigan niyan tinawag lang nila yung kasambahay nila halika nga ang

  536. 43:06

    nahulog ka ngek

  537. 43:08

    gi atay so if ganun ka tsismoso yung mga pilipino because this is a different dialect in the south of the

  538. 43:17

    philippines understand until it was translated

  539. 43:21

    that's how ah anong chismoso sa english

  540. 43:25

    so exciting that you will translate

  541. 43:27

    to understand right

  542. 43:29

    that's how much we love cuss gossip

  543. 43:30

    mo

  544. 43:32

    all of call yeah yeah less tatlo gozum

  545. 43:34

    syempre came by lingual right

  546. 43:37

    i'm just two days

  547. 43:39

    two days

  548. 43:39

    two days

  549. 43:40

    so yan oo tingnan mo eh ang problema daw ayaw daw ibigay nung babae yung mga details sa pulis yung mga cellphone cellphone niya ayaw na ibigay sa pulis

  550. 43:54

    baka hindi naman yata kailangan

  551. 43:57

    siguro oo di ba

  552. 43:59

    bat naman nung bibigay di ba ikaw unless

  553. 44:03

    talaga kung may warrant di ba

  554. 44:05

    natin si attorney taong di pa ganon kunwari namatay yung lalaki under investigation ba automatic yung babae yung ka partner

  555. 44:16

    depende sa circumstances of

  556. 44:17

    the death binaril sa ulo eh

  557. 44:19

    oo

  558. 44:19

    siguro ano parricide yan kung asawa niya tapos ano yan preliminary investigation pero may limit yan on how long they can keep you in jail tsaka ano

  559. 44:31

    pero pero imbestigador ka pwede mo imbestigahan yung asawa pwede so kilala kunwari kailangan kong mabasa yung cellphone

  560. 44:38

    mo pero hindi sila mag asawa dito jibby

  561. 44:40

    ah oo mag boypren mag

  562. 44:41

    boyfriend girlfriend so less

  563. 44:43

    sa person of interest lang sya

  564. 44:44

    personal

  565. 44:46

    pwede kunin yung gamit niya kunwari yung cellphone

  566. 44:48

    ganun dapat may ano ah talent search wow hindi sya or the course of an arrest kung sinurender nila let's voluntary yan

  567. 44:57

    ah so hindi pwede talaga walang walang pakitaan ng cellphone dyan unless yun nga oo nga oo

  568. 45:08

    ni pastor pastor nga no

  569. 45:12

    baka may sex video sila sa cellphone ni pastor channie girl kaya ayaw ibigay

  570. 45:18

    sana lumabas na rin soon

  571. 45:20

    yung totoo

  572. 45:21

    yung scan

  573. 45:24

    pag nagpagawa ng cellphone

  574. 45:26

    hindi pero yung ganyang ano ganyang instances kasi parang pinatay yata yung lalaki ng wala namang dinukot eh ano walang ninakaw

  575. 45:36

    wala walang kahit ano

  576. 45:38

    so talagang napatay pinatay lang talaga siya so ganun naman diba madali lang naman mag hire ng hitman dito sa pilipinas gaano kadali magkano ang rate ngayon

  577. 45:47

    yung napanuod ko sa tulfo sabi ng hitman hapag padaan daan lang limang libo lang yan sabi pagka hirap daw sila mga mayor two fifty raw ganun

  578. 45:59

    two hundred fifty thousand pero gagawin niya

  579. 46:03

    o gagawin daw

  580. 46:04

    oo hindi guys sub hitman in the in singapore

  581. 46:08

    now i know of i'm sure i could

  582. 46:10

    be that thing in the news that someone you know because here we have people write the

  583. 46:15

    the

  584. 46:15

    ride bike and then go up to the target

  585. 46:17

    and then their right now is

  586. 46:19

    to

  587. 46:20

    one

  588. 46:20

    as low as low as

  589. 46:22

    one thousand pesos wow one hundred dollars

  590. 46:26

    wow okay

  591. 46:28

    and then as as expensive as two hundred fifty thousand pesos which is ano ha mall

  592. 46:34

    we welcome depende

  593. 46:35

    kung gaano ka lang so

  594. 46:36

    how hard the target is

  595. 46:39

    ganzen singapore body i like slashing cases gang fights usually like to use the parang nikes to fight night oh yeah breath lives oo yeah i love that ah in singapore right now there is a politicians getting caught in like having a face we want another and then one of the politicians driver came out to expose he didn't he he really the video of himself he war as caff to cover his face and shades but then they put um leon perreras ex driver like like we know who you away are you hovering your face

  596. 47:17

    and then he keeps to his made like three videos now i think ba he doesn't know his face but he he says that he's ex driver yeah

  597. 47:26

    is it that what what kind of is is a two politicians

  598. 47:30

    the leadership like well in singapo right now this actually quite law political scandals ah the ex speaker of the house was caught having an affair with another member parliament so they both quit and then ah opposition membro pala men was caught having an affair with another opposition politician who is not a member of

  599. 47:52

    follow your parliament is like our call centers

  600. 47:58

    hanggang tatawanan dito lang sa school lima

  601. 48:06

    ang ganda

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  603. 48:24

    sarap sigurong makipag landian sa parliament

  604. 48:26

    no i think two guys

  605. 48:28

    no the ah boy grow boy grow couples

  606. 48:31

    yah how young how young are these

  607. 48:34

    to ties in a to tease

  608. 48:36

    and this thirties forties and then married are they all married or internship mas maganda yun ha ganda you guys have much more better like gossips and you think

  609. 48:48

    so in politics the first time is the first time is happening singapo

  610. 48:51

    pina cut ko na

  611. 48:52

    jet things is quite chill usually ba like you don't need this this two months yeah nice

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