#547: Sipain Mo Yung Balls

kung maraming alam na three

days di kasi yung word na sucker galing yan dun sa word na association kasi yung football na sport isa na umbrella tour used to identify a lot of different sports tulad ng soccer at ng rugby so nung nag start ang football association rules which is soccer tapos may rugby roles which is rugby yung sport hindi yung droga so don't galing yung word na

sucker so sa english nga it is sa

england

ganon sa iban pa cut na lang yun

di ba

welcome

to the

cool paez

episode five forty seven

exclusive

on spotify

gusto ko ng baboy pempem pempem pempem pem pepe pempem gusto ko ng ba ba

gusto ko

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep

oy goy

wag nyo na wag ginaganun

si g m ga wag kang pumayag â wow

pag sinabi niyang ano aww

di kasi yung pinakain satin ni tristan po ta andami ano yun ah lechong kawali

lechon kawaling hindi hiwa

kaya nga eh yun talaga yung boy

ikaw na balay

no from farm to table

ano nga yung isang baboy lang kaya ayun yung mga yun

ang masama buhay pa yon yung eh alam mo yun yung hinihiwa hiwa lang yung ano

yung may kilala kang baboy lima yung paa

ilan paa mo chie ilan ilang

pa naman irelate pare

kay chino kay jenny hindi ko talaga maiwasang hindi makita si chino puta titingnan ko si tippy hindi ko makita saan tingnan wag bibigyan ng ma

a

no mike for you at this

sabihin na rin natin yung sasabihin ni chino para hindi naman talaga kailangan bigyan ng

mike ano yung sasabihin mo ano sasabihin

mo manood kayo ng show niya sa august twenty six

ang sabi daw niya ay puro keso ang bibig niya

ang ganda

sige the way babawiin wait sige sige sige sige oh sige na chino mag promote ka

ah sa august twenty six po guys ah sa weekend dogs b g c kasama ko ang sina chan chan consing jenny lacay ron dulatre jud gregorio sa aking second one hour specials ng title ay one time big

time

sino liao the only stand up comedian who can produce cheese

god sa akin na

grabe na

pare

then next show mo sa b g b g c

cheese

b g chief

yung ganyan na yan sino anong pinagkaiba nito sa unang hour special mo sagutin niyo bukod sa presyo tumaas

o hindi same naman yung frame naman pero yung second hour ko parang tine tailor ko siya sa ano ah sa pg crowds hindi hindi ko alam

eh first oras mo ah first of all

nandoon ka

oo hindi ako nag enjoy

ka hindi ka nag

enjoy

momol sa first hour ko

what a way to promote

hindi ito na nga yung ano second so dito mag eenjoy na si

raymond second ba uulit ka pa

yun talaga hilig ko

mag enjoy

let's start place to jackie

so jackie jackie ng

ammie

from singapore is here doing a show on this this thursday usok bar and grill ah that's ah august seventeen eighty eight pm comedy manila dot p h what we're doing is we're asking chino about his second our

special i think i got it only that

yes rem said he was there in his first hour special and kim said that he did not enjoy it

wow the second one can only be better then yeah

no but he likes it that

way he likes it that way he is going to watch again kasi likes to be

appointed

support that's what he wants

and she will never be better

sa

but you have to find out sa mga tao you

have to find out milestone yung

feel like ryan rems or ginus family and relatives

manonood po ako non

yes abangan so ikaw lang ang papanoorin nila

kasi ganun tsino ano yung what what what will they

expect from now this second special is is is bigger and better dahil tong second special ko is

cheer

plan to alam mo

jilo ituloy mo putang ina mo ituloy mo putanginamo

pero the second special if ipa plano ko i tour around southeast asia so ito

yung

first attempt ko ah doing a second special di siya all english taglish sya so nakakatakot kayo all english hindi pero oo sana manood kayo

guys so tour programs

kasama ko sa tour

what country will be the next country that chino can do is our special

ah switzerland

why why is it senate

they have the best cheese

do you we always joke about tsino we

joke about child

about she is because when he talks their cheese for

me

i didn't expect that you will tell him tell the truth

and now he has to be in it he's a comedian he has to be

inconsistent why do you call it one time big time because this kind of a singaporean saying like this one time good time

one

time and you do i i do it one i do it one big time words ah travel around cause i'm also as with faith that we are also planning to shoot one sketch only one sketch because i don't have budget for a second

step watch it you will not go for the second time

ko tong ilaw ang hirap magtrabaho

confidence jimmy thank

you

thank

you for allowing me to for both of your

show

i'm trying to hear but you are setting yuck you're setting me yan one time and then you got some other places not even quezon city c g c and then it's up to sweetheart

why

why what about the people na paranaque they also deserve the one time big

time you should

talk it around manila what that's what i'm going for

you took it

you have to do it so many times that when you travel with your material it will be

tie oh no it's a it's a sampler of of what i want to do

this not yours

everything she stated the food blurr it's the perfect dessert

sige tama na kayo lahat

ha no but seriously ganda at tsino ah invite them again

yeah i know i haven't seen yosef you know i'm looking for doing here every time love and traveling around office asia before i go ahead and everyone has been telling me they have been enjoying watching you so

thank you thank you can i what

we missed him trying

to i was waiting i was waiting

or dimension stand up dahil waley

speedy wala

yan tsino chino was great that's

why i said yeah

yeah yeah thank you jackie no thank you jibby

no see how we set it up for the truth to

come sige nga po yes are known to be liers

did you say they today migration when you arrive

was said i was here for leisure

bigler

jackie na ang has a show actually her work so don't tell anyone fairness net twenty

sites a seventeen thursday august

twenty seventeen

of bar and

grill

i will also be there

yeah sino will be doing his english

and mika andres aldo cuervo and judy

lakay so sa falls who's been dying to watch an international show ay ito na and it's ah five hundred ticket and usok ba include sobrang sarap ng food dyan that's why i'm excited also for jackie to do usok because they have a really good

food right

so

i'm very cheap alright i don't know players with bad food in the philippines every time i come here like the fact and crispy pata you femi i've never imagined no pics like to be crispy but that

was so good

so you tried home chino

trinidad cheese cheese

when we when we run out of other food we will look for you

excited ako sa ano sa iyong of specials o sa paranaque paranaque

parang kinaka parang kinakausap ni erap si jinggoy

paranaque quezon

putang ina mo sa

mga tao niya talaga yun

hintay na lang wait sa mga cool para sa hindi pa napapanood si chino how would you describe your material and your comedy

eto na naman pangatlo na to chino pag hindi na pa natututo

yes jimmy

no how do you describe yourself like what

do i will i am kasi i'm a feel good that i had a lot of um success from since the last time i did to other at i explain ko for our international ba feeling ko nagiging successful naman yung twenty twenty two ko until twenty twenty three so naengganyo din ako since last time na nag one hour ako last year pa two you know do another hours

to like

yes ah nice and siguro eighty percent

wow isa lang si heart eighty percent working

pero the first time i watch your our special okay i said to myself i wanna waste my time where do i go

this is already the third attempt kung

sino

tama ba salvage his show i will every time it's gets murdered

ayan after your show i was so satisfied

thank you for the support pa no you're

always show then simuman same date

ito

mga tinapatan mo talaga si

mumay pansinin niyo hindi nila ginago yung show ni woman hindi you akin lang

hindi ikaw ang dapat na mang gago ng showbiz di kami dahil kanina kapag ginagago ni

mori

so what makes your show better and pano are than moman

so dito din ako ng baso bago

ako mama

sige

okay naman to mali yung mga marka

putangina nyo mababasa yung scar

lang wait ako pag umilag si ano si chino na kay kaunti lang ako mapupunta mapupunta

there's a single house

pag nabasa yang chismis

time sino ate you have a dance oven whoever wins

this

in

tagalog

oo alright eto you know what

out

chino ay may ah ii

don't worry i don't know bad nobody negative eto lang

bago yan may show din ako pala sa ano ko august ah nineteen saturday na weekend dog

o panoodin yan kasi ang daming kwento ni james yung sa commercial nya ganyan ang daming bagong joke diyos eh nakakatuwa nga sabi ko ako nakakapagsulat na pala si james ng jokes ah misis busy schedule of ah commenting barbecue heavy ah lahat ng ginagawa na ni james eh naka scarf

yes because it's football

hello po

football ba to ano to

ganito na lang ikaw mag promote ng show ni chino dahil all of the nice things about chino show why

people parang retreat ha

tapos ikaw naman you do the same and you also months oh sige ah mo man can you be the first one i don't know si chino muna chino ikaw muna she promote mo man show kasi same date kayo

yes muna kayo ng toilet more watch toilet humor with roman

reyes kind of comedy na dadalhin niya sa stage i do i do people need to watch that

you watch toilet humor with roman reyes so you can hear how crazy is si in his stand up no but it's also very funny it is also very ah edgy if you like that humor and

may pasaring na ganun

if you like that yung baits not for everybody

so yung show nya not for everybody okay

kung

yes what you're saying is that woman show is not fall

every no but it is still

very funny is it only for ten people no

for

every show is not for everybody

fill you got to find you so

is not everybody

what is the capacity of power pack hundred then it is for three other

very good you pass the

friendship then

you're too nice how about you woman how would you invite people

tama si gino panoorin nyo yung show ko sa august

thirteen

you tell tell the people to watch chino show who

ma oo panoorin niyo si chino

guys ano ba english english

ah please watch chino show spanish really work hard for this one hour

special wag kind of comedy will people see in tsino show

he doesn't do fact they do fat

jokes i do fight

he does fat jokes and he has jokes about family and

find si friendship and what else

special people para special for the special people and

wow so many nice to

some many nice

really know tsino ang

yeah let's hear it from ryan rev

please try

to watch one only one show because you only one person with show will you go to

kasi humingi lish ay i see moman a every week so to meet chino is a novelty

what kind of novelty can you find

the achievement describe

its like staring at shit

this is the fourth attempt already

we should have ended with mom

yeah

yeah know what people some people pay good money to do that you

know you jackie for being and you weren't here i

wouldn't walked out

before

yes so i will i will watch chinos show because i like shit

no but seriously ah ito ah ryan rems do not watch ours it did not watch my our special did not watch james our special but he watched your our smiles is a big supporter of

you because he doesn't not have a car and he thinks are i know that is why he was no choice but to stay

right like the media is the drive they go along way and

everything this guy he's

no but seriously that is true ryan rems only watch

this the zoo even the last time yes yes if you're show wasn't the same day that of my show i would be

watching thank you same here mon

wow very showbiz yeah yes

when i was getting will yeah yeah dapat pala kayo nakasuot ng scarp natin dahil kayong mga showbiz

showbiz

good friend who i was there the first yes

i was there because he was part of the line up

you paid him to be also on him he hasn't at have a choice

paid mo man to be there different

and hanggang sa

susunod

wow please lahat and

speaking of preparation and execution and really doing it really well like chino and womans shows and special as you guys prepared for it and i know that you guys are going to really kill the philippine team also did that thing you know they prepared for the the five our cup

puso

and yes puso means heart which is something that ah the lechon kawali will find its way to

rise

do you also say that ah in heart heart heart heart

in singapore searcher

what in singapore south siya it's a p p p p p p p p buto

three syete dito

did you know that it means billy is here buto also means penis the they are shouting din and a referee every game every game they go p p p buto yeah tite titi titi

sundo

blow do this

often

hindi sorry they bend the whistle in in a in a in the back of people have doing that and the referees feelings will hurt so they will like this and to the anymore yeah so they you're you like to call rep referees sa they they they i mean singapore doesn't do well so defense will find an excuse to yell at the referee because they can chill for the team that's your team is now doing

well

there's no reason to are they really that bad well i i haven't seen them in a while so did you know doing well good thing that ah philippines is a all excelling no that's why i'm here ami aminin surge for good for po yung changing sides already but ah we have someone here two of them are ah hosts of a the podcast its sleep

breath football free bread

footfall and ah kiss us pero yung ano ah that's the what what are the topics there

pwede kang magtagalog

wala koy nalilito na ako jacky nalilito na ako hey you i'm confused who is the english ones

i actually don sa podcast namin although medyo inactive kami ah madalas naming pag usapan yung philippine football in general ah nagko cover din kami ng local football matches and yun nga sa kina swerte naming dalawa eh we were able to go to new zealand to watch din yung women's world cup live dun sa sa oakland nung panahon na yun

by the way this is jamer nice to meet you and the glen along eat sleep breed

sama mo naman yung katabi nila tignan mo naka steady lang at ayaw mo yung mga ano naka set lang ang naka full uniform

dyan sa cr players

to actual soccer player to show people who don't know

sample yan kasama sa world health

sample

sample sample

so how to how do you kick kaso hindi tignan

mo cake double

yeah paul ah front kick

sige na wow okay

yes so what is the basic moves of sacre we have ah quick

umano na karangan mo yung camera dito na yeah hindi na wag ka umupo dito kaya

yan okay

what's your position doon

what is your position

ano ba yung mga ano sample ang mga moves sa sacker

o posisyon

pero paano first

position ka

just from golly meron tayong

o golly muna halimbawa may bola sa itaas tatalunin mo bilis

ayan ayan ganun

ayan kabilang kamay naman kami lang kamay kabilang kamay

na may bola bola sinasali

ang ganda

ay kabilang kami naman para maka sabihin baka hindi

kami yun

yes

na yes

so kunyari kunyari ano parating na yung bola ikaw naman yung ano maggugol yan oh ha striker o striker

striker

bola pa rin si chino oo

na sisihin mo

eh sige

wow

that's a right what do you call that muaythai mo

yan sige thank you very

much

so thank you sample sample king

so does that really why he's her fall he's just a model

wow i can love this show

we will show you another example of a man with the small fingers on call rates more teachers

oh yeah yeah yeah halimbawa

halimbawa ikaw lang may bola may bola

kabilang kamay naman

okay thank you very much

thank you very

much more andito kayo manwith ballpen lang tralia pinaghandaan niyo hindi si tristan pakinggan niyo yung thirty forty pesos yan si

christian tsaka tatayo tama red

tatay hood badjao so ah mamaya back to ano kay jammer

ano nga ulit yun

first pano how did you guys end up in new zealand did you guys are invited to go to new zealand or you kayo mismo ang nagbayad you for

your own trip part nung ano part nung budget was from our own budget pero we were able to secure a ah silence sponsor kasi ayaw magpabanggit so nakita niya siguro

sibilyang

husband yan how we do things in terms of football ah kasi on our show naman what we always do is yung fans yung center nung show na we get our topics from the fans kung ano yung gusto nila and then ah actually nung nag pandemic ah every week meron kaming football player na ini invite to the show for them to talk to those players how they're doing during the pandemic tas tinuloy na lang namin even after non

so are you guys soccer players also you guys started playing soccer or pano how did you guys end up being fans

of salt tanungin ba yung nasa gitna

nung nasa ano ba ah what's the what's the corrector ba sacker or football

ah

football debate debate kasi yung ano

kasi si amerika lang naman talaga yung mahilig tumawag

football

si si az shocker si sacker most commonly it's a america

hawakan nyo na lang yayaya hawakan nyo na

lang para hindi niyo na inaalis oo

yan yari sponsor niya

pero yes yung term na sacris more commonly used sa america so ah the pretty much the rest of the world football

ang tawag sa

kanila however yung laging inilalaban ni america is the term itself sucker came from the english pero football pa rin yan

you may contribution na ako wag niyo muna ako gagawin

tayo muna wait lang

so yosong

contributions inspire daw muna

guys wait lang wait lang yan lahat ng katas na tubig at chinop tsaka ano

tsaka sige to these fires ha cheese

fira

apoy na lang mukhang importante yung sasabihin nya

cheese

cheese cheese

pa yata so what is your dad na shota no maraming maraming alam na trivias

hindi kasi yung word na soccer galing yan dun sa word na association kasi yung football na sport is an umbrella tor used to identify a lot of different sports tulad ng soccer at ng rugby so nung nag start ang football may sa association rules which is sucker tapos may rugby rules which is rugby yung sport hindi yung droga so don't galing yung word na

sucker so sa english nga it is a

england

hi ban pa cut na lang yun

kita nyo yon teka lang sige sino ako nga favorito kaya ako binibigay sayo yung pipe para may pagkakataon kang magsalita ako kakampi mo ako kakampi mo sige tsino

okay na hindi

basta august twenty six guys one time big time

of humor oo yes

ilang capacity ba saan yan

so we can dogs b g

c yun oh sakto eighty packs kayang kaya yan ng cold files no experience the worst

sa goal

ganda

dapat talaga hindi ko na sinabi sinabi ko

wala talagang pupunta

let's wait gawa tayo ng poster tapos may testimonial dun sa poster di ba one time big time tapos ka complete waste of time

strengths five

paganda

five thumbs down sa

street boys of time

he ryan rem negative infinity teka

good ah so

you guys play football

yeah so

again do you play

ah hobby lang ah paminsan minsan like sometimes nakikita ko rin siya sa open play football diyan sa b g c sa sila blue pitch yung team nila sila

dahil comrades

sample lan mo na pano pano nung nakita mo

oo sige go here in the philippines football coincidental least a sport for people who with money

ah

not unlike in european country manila

because you got a pay to book the page to play you know why right yan and i think that is happening to singapore now um i mean you can play any kweba like now they are putting up signs to say you can play here you can play then you gotta stop paying money to play football and it's quite sad

yan

pero di ba may ano tayo meron tayong nilalaro dati nung mga bata tayong football yung may base

naalala niyo diamond pa yun ay diable

sakin di ba

football tapos pag nakuha mo yung bola palit na ng ano

parang baseball

parang baseball

oo

put saan ano naman yung futsal

sa

salsal

ano naman gamit ang foot

gamit

ang pot si ball sample pasampol mo

kahapon ikaw pala ikaw pala line futsal salsal with the foot

masturbating

i was may ano pala to

bawal yan bawal bawal bawal bawal yan kasi sakin layer

siya

dun sa kanila food cell player sino sino food

ito matutunugan nung area nila

eh ang alam

ko sa visayas sa sa visayas area maraming magagaling na mga soccer players yan ang sport nila over basketball ano ba yan ano saan ba iloilo ba yan

actually yes ah ito ilonggo kasi to hot bed ng football sa pinas is iloilo tapos meron din tayo sa negros occidental so most of the players na magagaling talaga is dun nanggagaling also

there are

my g p

chieffy galing daw yan from ano ito kung

saan nila yun meron po

taga saan nga yan sa jeepney

taga barotac nuevo iloilo

din ilonggo

yan

ilonggo talaga ilonggo

pero bakit parang yung mga player natin ano may mga militar puro karamihan military

sa a f p

maraming a f p may a f p background may trivia trivia

screen

please please bye this is the cheese fire trivia

hindi kasi kasi madalas yung armed forces army navy air force coast guard nag o offer sila ng ah work scholarship sa mga atletang patapos na ng university so madalas din yan sa ibang sports volleyball kasi may a f p games din eh so nagagamit din sila dun so merong volleyball made me a sucker ganyan madami basketball kahit anong sports

galingan mo alam sa sports

galing

athlete ako g

v i'm sorry

if you ever play the sport

sugarol oh

anong inattempt mong sports nung bata

ka di actually madami oo wala nag attempt lang pero inamin mo lahat oo kinain ko lahat

share lang balik tayo doon may pilipinong nakapasok na sa ano ba tong league na to na pinakamalaki

leeg ng sa premier league si neil etheridge yung goal keeper natin sya yung first ever filipino player na naglaro sa premier league ang alam kong team niyo nun is cardiff city yung

pinaglaruan niya isa eh nung sina unahan

ah si paulino ha antara naman yun ah from matanda

na yon that was the first actually siguro yung mga pro na nag pro na nag doktor siya di ba

kaso yun nung time na yun talaga hindi pa ganoon ka organized yung football so hindi mo rin masasabi na yun yung top

of but the six part of the record that he's in the record books of the

yes players na meron siyang mga

articles na mister record the filipino player which i think is was the one that was able

to eat the most rice

maganda

that is true that is

that's the first record ni

bro but the second one the second one is like he was able to ah how do

i tell scored the most goals sa he played with barcelona so ah in the low for lionel messy ah broke his record he scored about three hundred sixty or si

hundred sixty one game one one game wow nine three sixty four of all right

right now but he was able to what you called the the ball went through the net or

exam

he kicked so hard to hand through the net ah so i think he's

the most is name

ah paulino alcantara

clark kent clark kyla

una

maganda

right

now but i think that's one of the that's one of the so one of the best players yan pinoy sa

sacker is a neil etheridge ah left azkals

and then active player pa siya ngayon sa askals

actually some tas naglalaro din siya sa ibang oppa so

pwede ba yun ang sistema kasi ng ano ng national team game sa sa pro leagues is if ever you're called up for the national

squad

ah they have to submit the letters dun sa team na pinaglalaruan niya and then its up to the team if they will be allowed to play or

not

para yon parang si jordan clarkson

jordan clarkson face for the utah jazz and then when he is needed to represent he will he will play for the philippine

team let's talk about the new zealand

trip oo nga how

how what is the feeling the atmosphere of the filipino people

the pinoy

very pinoy sabi ko nga dito nung naglalakad kami sa new zealand

nagtitinda ng balot

very pinoy very pwera na ata yung magko pero

nung nag iikot kami sa new zealand before yung game sabi ko pare sa tatlong lugar lang pala natin makikita ang pilipino sa ibang bansa kasi may daiso japan doon so syempre dito sa atin meron non na maraming pilipino doon tapos sa mcdonalds yung manager nila don pinoy din and then yung may pinaka marami kaming nakitang pilipino bukod dun sa stadium eh sa simbahan kasi linggo yung laro sunday yung game then ang daming fans din or even families na nagpunta sa simbahan sabi ko sa kanya tingnan mo

lahat yan puro pilipino eh paglabas namin nagpa picture pa kami dun sa president ng philippine football federation na si mister nonong araneta na nandun din lalo pa nga namin na may nagkita kita

tayo dun

mister nonong oh wala yan ano naman ang ginagawa mo para sa football ng pilipinas

eh syempre dapat ah magkano tayo dyan mag invest tayo kasi maraming ano dito eh runner sa atin sa pilipinas

so possible ba yun mag ah acquire ka ng mga kriminal

pwede depende naman yan ang kriminal ay nagbabagong buhay

din yan oh di ba iisang team a f p at kriminal

oo hinahabol na

lang sa court

yeah yung ano yung kamusta yung si hiyawan ng mga tao nung

nagbaban sino naglaban

ah si philippines versus sa norway

oh no way

yeah yung pinaka last game nila

ilapit mo yung

may yung pinaka last game nila yun yung napanood namin

and

parang nagmistulang home game siya kaso kaya yung malas hindi

norway

actually bakit actually yan lang yun yung yun lang yung game na napanood namin

oh tas natalo pa sila

kasi sinasabi ko sayo buo wag na wag mo kasing babatiin

di ko nun

dito pa sila nag aaway

sasampahan

actually dapat nung game versus new zealand kung saan nanalo tayo dapat nandun na kami

kasi lang wala

buti na lang talaga

joke lang joke

lang so na delay yung visa namin tatlo dapat kaming pupunta si david abella na ano kasama rin namin sa podcast sa dapat tatlo kami kaso yung visa nya hinihintay namin unfortunately siya na deny yung visa nya tapos yung saming dalawa dumating mismong araw nung new zealand games so

ang masaklap eh siya pa yung naglakad nung lahat nung sponsorship para sa atin

ayun nga shell siya yung gumawa nung paraan na makuha namin yung sponsorship and yung mga collab namin actually bukod sa panonood nagkaroon kami ng mga ka collab sa new zealand that time to promote din yung philippine football

ang masaklap yung ano no yung yun pa yung nag ano na namilit sa kanila gagita

niyo na

madali lang pumunta don ano ba kayo parang mga tanga

to ako na baka natatamad ako

eh ako na bahala sige na oh ano kumusta approve ba kayo

heto na yung basa

ko ano ano

ikaw meron ka na

deny

bye

ganda

ako sa ginawang

ganyan ganyan talaga yung hitsura niya

malulungkot

magagalit na naman yun

first time ba nangyari sa pilipinas na ano bang nangyari ano ba para sa hindi nanonood ng football gaano ka importante yan yung laban na achieve nila

siguro kung ilalagay natin sa context nung basketball noh di ba twenty fourteen yung nakapag

world hindi rin ako nagba basketball

eh hindi rin

hindi actually yung nung nag nag world cup yung gilas noong twenty fourteen parang ganun din yung impact nun sa philippine football especially with women's football kasi yung women's team or even yung womens sport itself is hindi ganun kalaki yung following niya so there are times na the sport is being ignored not only in the country but all through the world tapos ah nung papataas na yung level ng ah competition in terms of women's football sumabay din yung pagtaas ng level ng women's team ah

na acquire nila yung australian coach na si coach allensbach na ah lumipat na ulit ng team ngayon and

sino ang magiging coach natin

ah yun yung question pa ngayon tim cone baka pwede si coach tim cone pero yun so um nung nakuha natin siya berly eighteen months from asian cup nag nag semi finals tayo nung asian cup dito sa ah nung ginawa sa india and then nung nanalo against chinese taipei through penalties dun tayo nakapag qualify sa fifa women's world cup kasi every four years sobrang pahirapan yung yung pagpasok dun sa women's world cup especially sa football na mas marami yung naglalaro on an international

scale number one sport sa buong mundo right ah football

at tsaka ano yung ah one of the bigger stories din talaga is if you could recall in around the twenty ten nung nagkaroon ng boom yung football dito sa pilipinas

after askal

yes because of the askal so yung miracle in hanoi dahil after nun

nakipag relasyon sila kala angel angel aquino ay angel

locsin yung alam mo

kaya naman dumating sa radar ko dahil napadaan sa labas

i'll go pero ayun nga nag build up nga yung mens team ng twenty ten diyan na biglang sumi sumikat yung mga local leagues nagkaroon ng build up sa ano televised yung lahat ng azkals game up until twenty sixteen siguro twenty eighteen oo twenty

eighteen pala sa askals what

happen yun ito yung nangyari ang nangyari is kinuha ng star magic women's team nasa back

ano pala raw nya star mark

wala yun sa kontrata yang husband

kakanta na po

si

nina singer natin si phil

legal na filipino actor dapat multi talented pero yung after na yan kasikatan nila after nung kasikatan nila ah well hindi naman after yung in the background kasi is buong foot philippine football ang na drug nila nagkaroon ng funding sa grassroots yung mga bata nagkaroon ng funding sa youth teams

pero yung mga programs na yun oh

yeah and yung isa sa mga nag benefit nito is yung women's team in which sila habang yung mens team senior men's team eh all of the fame all of the glory sila heads down work hard dahan dahang mag build up tapos dumating na ngayon sa twenty eighteen kung saan nag plato na yung ah ah level ng playing ni askals hindi lang yung fame nila ay matagal nang nag nag lie down yung yung fame nila eh mga twenty sixteen pa lang hindi na sila masyadong sikat na or nagte televise dahil sunod sunod na pagkatalo

sa friendly which ibang ibang kwento pa yun and ang after nung twenty eighteen nga na nag start na naming ma realize na hanggang dito pa lang sila hindi na hindi nila kayang mag push up na overtake kansela nung women's team bigla na lang out of the blue ah qualified pwede nang mag qualify si women's umiyak tong dalawang to don na yun yung iko eh kapagka if you were to check our page makikita niyo yung isa sa mga replays dun umiiyak yung dalawang to tapos si si david abella yung si johnny pampa

yung kasama namin sabi

mo miss cordis we win with this cordis we win

ayun actually kasi nag live ah nag live viewing kami nun that time ah habang sya nasa italy if we score this win yun yung sinasabi namin nun tapos

bakat na lang yung ivan parang

sinabi na sinabi ko pa sa kanya not hold on to your seats talagang hinawakan niya yung upuan niya kahit nasa bahay lang

siya nakikita ko yan eh pag yung miss universe may mga ganon din di ba pag nanonood

ng nasa parlor

oo sagot

ko

dito sa konting sir if this score we wish

maganda

sa akto sa scarf mo ha

pero alam mo parang ako gusto ko ah i congratulate talaga ang sa lahat ng ng mga big events yung women women sports or mga women athletes natin are the one really stepping up and putting us in the map after yung yung si hidilyn diaz di ba sino pa yung tennis player si ay i i

si alex

ayala ang kami eh like now the soccer team yung football team natin women's football team what are your thoughts naman dun sa sinasabi nila puro foreign foreigners yung mga naglalaro for

us ah yun yung pinakamalaking debate na iniiwasan namin

kasi sige iwasan natin

pero ano pero we want to educate not to

to aggravate the situation kasi he wasn't

ang problema three years kunwari nakita natin na ibang apelyido iba yung itsura nung player sabihin na hindi naman pilipino yan eh pero they don't see the process behind it there are players who actually have the capacity or have the qualifications to play for their other nations like for example for u s for ah norway we have two players na may na region nationality nationality sila si meryll soriano and si sarah guess vic but they chose to play for the philippines yung one of the recent ah

players na na call up for the philippines was angie beard she already played for australian national football team senior team and yung process for her to switch her allegiance from australia and to to the philippines is very difficult kumbaga bukod sa passport kailangan pa dumaan sa fifa which is the international governing

body filipino blood naman tong mga

to lahat sila may filipino blood ah majority is from the mother side yung ah ano nila yung ah filipino blood so hindi namin pwedeng sabihin na hindi sila pilipino kasi they chose to

kastila ng kwek kwek para

ng adobo

adobo

lumpia oh ang ginagawa ko na lang tagalog yung basa ng apelyido bolden ang galing mo bolden

ganun di ba

baliktad pag satin pag pilipino yung last name ini english del mendoza

labrador

yan pag pag ganyan naman na foreign yung last name pero pilipino tagalugin mo si bolden yan

smith

yan smith

ganon williamson can i do you think it's like when they choose to play for the philippines you think it's because it is easier to get into the national team and they face like challenge o competition in other countries jacky

somehow yes pero ah but the thing there is that for example for angie bird she already had her caps with the matilda as she or she's already part of their squad i believe she's part of their asians i asian cup qualifier squad right so right then and there she already has the platform to boost herself up and the get the positions from the likes of eli carpenter who's also playing with them but she opted to play for the philippines because i believe she was ah persuaded by the former head coach

right and the food um

that's why i'm

that's what i would pay anyway

the thing about it is a lot of um even fellow filipinos who criticize and who has actually that same thought

right

there's no reward to switch allegiance to the philippines football is not famous they're not gonna get money right a football yeah the level of football here is neglected so they're not going to get ah the good facilities they're not gonna get what they need so pretty much it's a big downgrade so yeah there is a better chance of getting in but most of these ladies who are with the team now they entered are they joined the philippinas before entering the world cup so they never really had that

kind of o we're gonna qualify for the world cup na there the mentalities heads down work

hard right

this nice that you

guys are right right

mister president

very well said

no excuse had so now we are back in the building and so this is the success of what i've been doing the past couple of years and it's nice to see right yeah what's a what's wrong with askals

askals is the

men's

team yakie na also knows of the problem with the azkals i think

the male the male division what's what's what's the problem

ah one of the main problems right now is we don't have the chemistry like the womens team has kasi yung our women's team heading into the world cup they they had eighteen months to prepare among all of the nations in the world cup there the ones who played most of their friendly matches i think they played about thirty two friendly matches in a span of eighteen months marami yun in a context of international football kasi we only have four or five international windows every quarter so having

eighteen months or having about thirty international friendlies and with quality sites like they played new zealand twice they played costa rica twice ah they played the u s in a closed door friendly as well and there were reports na u s had a hard time they weren't able to score in the first forty five minutes of their friendly before the world cup so

who's fault it is ah is it the coach

is a

take two take to and

from the top from

those who's fault is it

well sabi ni tristan no kaya chemistry is good with the womens team because they menstruate all at the same time

jose

no siguro say that the same

time mo yung nagsabi halika dito the man with the spoiler regents bago kantahin ang the script

magandang bonding din naman yun eh di ba yung hiraman ng pads

may something

constantly siguro yun magandang bonding magandang bonding that's a really good bonding for women because ah their kicking balls

easy coach coach is fault why the chemistry is not there

we can say that the coaches are the problem because for the askals they had about eight coaches in a span of twelve months so if you're gonna change tactics every quarter

it's not gonna work

ah unlike for the women's team they they had coach allen stage with them since they qualified for the asian cup since they won the asian cup our one the semi finals or sorry quarter finals of the asian cup and then qualify to the world cup since then kasama na nila si coach allen so

sino ang ah

putang na yung mga tanong nito puro ganyan tignan

mo sino ang napipisil mo na pwedeng mag coach who do you want to squeeze who do you want to squeeze to be coach

ah sino sino stay put dami eh pero

if we're about to choose a coach for the askals like for example i'd rather have somebody who had his his stint in southeast asia we have ah zecco from thailand ah former national team head coach but di kaya ng budget eh budget talaga yung problema ng national

coach na filipino dito ngayon ng football do do you have any famous ano o na tumutunog na pwedeng coach or

si quiboloy di

sya matunog na matunog na coach si si coach chance ng la salle ah he is he's been here in the philippines for quite some time i actually got his nash ano ah parang dual national na

nationality kaya kilala ko yun ah is a coach siya ng womens di ba womens and mens ang d l s u of

ah parang sya nakilala chino

ah dahil mga okay madami yun kasi yung family friend namin sya

so sarili

family friend ng mga daddy ko to

from dasal but siya dual city

hindi ano siya dutch ba siya di ba para piad siya eh tapos napamahal siya sa pilipinas so dito na siya nag raise ng family yung mga anak niya ka batch ko sa d l s u tapos nag football din sa

lahat doon din sila ng grade six

ano ang ganda gumawa ng kwento mo man no sayo pero wag ngayon magaling na coach goods yan

si chino sobrang ang dami nyang mga connections sa sports

dahil lang naniniwala pag sa kanya galing daddy

mo ibig sabihin nun buman bubuka

bibigyan ata yung

you know chicken daw

chino chy chino

wag ka maki cheer

ito dad nya chinos dad runs the volleyball league oo and then you are also related to the guy who is a really good code sa

de five

family friend so bakit ganon wow parang

mataba

didn't

like nag sports ka ba

hindi hindi yung family ko nga very involved sa sports

ikaw did you tried

i try naman ako what's forth

try dont try lang

poh bad palayo

what's more

late so late so

what's port chino

have you tried totoo pare yung

i try that's a child like you join ah summer camps i okay after school like football swimming basketball and then i will eat a lot after so nothing happened

right but late in life like what

late in life oh i just watching no

di ba what here in the philippines summer come

after in the private schools chames when

you you had no school

with

school summer lang tawag namin dito mag summer ka ganon saka

marlo yung mga may law

ah summer camp pala tawag don iniisip ko pag summer camp yung may lake tapos yung iba nag tong si papatay kayo ni jason di

ba kaya to nag milo hindi ko anong sports eh akala niyo

yan po mila

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oy going to mess car na to ano tong scarp

oh

ano yan

ano to like

yung scarp na yan kasi nauso yan sa

europe so every game since malamig dun uso yung scarf ngayon

tas may mga team na sinusuportahan ka nilagay na niya sa scarf yung name nung team nila or yung bansa nila para to support as kapag ka naka goal or nag che cheer itataas nila yan yung

buong

oo pag tually ganun nya kasi sobrang haba ng game ng saker dun lang niya ginagawa yan no habang

sinusulsi na ganun

takip lang pala yan

tapos lakas lang na sakto pilipinas

sa

is a really long time for them to score

pano ka naka balo watching

that's

why in the in the zoo in the stadium

there is very well done ivan to galing new zealand

ikaw sa regalo ni bea

uy

getting ready

yan maraming salamat jamer and

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