About this episode
Sa ating episode, nagbabalik ang afrobeats music artist from Nigeria na si JahredVibes. Pina dining niya sa atin ang kanyang bagong music na tungkol sa pag tingin ng “booty’. Ano ba una niyang ginagawa kapag naka kita nito? May ngongo ba sa Nigeria? na offend ba siya sa accent ni James? Lahat yan pinag usapan at pinag tawanan dito lang sa, The KoolPals.
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- 0:00
O ikaw na mag umpisahan Mo man.
- 0:02
Kami gustong ikaw may gusto.
- 0:06
Hala Dali Dali bilisan Mo maikli Lang.
- 0:09
To.
- 0:09
Kasi nagtataka sila kung bakit walang video Tong.
- 0:11
Episode na to yung.
- 0:12
Ba kasi once a week Lang kami maglabas Ng video so kung gusto Mo mapanood yung ibang videos mag Patreon ka.
- 0:19
Oo monthly ang bayad niyan.
- 0:30
YouTube.
- 0:31
Please.
- 0:38
Alo Jared.
- 0:39
Bojack scent is a close.
- 0:41
And na jerian accent and have you ever been Chiz ba alayon?
- 0:48
Can you, can you rate this?
- 0:49
Accident.
- 0:50
What to?
- 0:50
Tell how close, how close?
- 0:52
How close, how close?
- 0:54
Um one to ten is.
- 0:55
Ten is the process.
- 0:59
All yes guys
- 1:15
nine,
- 1:18
Coronel.
- 1:19
Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.
- 1:21
Eight, nine, eight na Pala nine nine eight nawala po 2 na Lang.
- 1:25
Sa libo libo na.
- 1:27
Sino Kaya magiging guest natin sa one thousand episode?
- 1:30
Jared Jade.
- 1:33
Bakit bakit sulit?
- 1:37
Na ulit naulit Lang.
- 1:40
Hello Hoy Roger.
- 1:44
Ayusin Mo ha.
- 1:45
Wag Kang gagawa.
- 1:47
Ng.
- 1:52
Unang unang guesting niya.
- 1:59
Welcome to the cubas.
- 2:02
Episode nine, nine, eight.
- 2:05
Exclusive.
- 2:06
On Spotify and YouTube.
- 2:11
Now he spotty.
- 2:12
Po Spotify love.
- 2:15
Walang pempem di ba?
- 2:18
DJEDJ.
- 2:19
ODJ Pala si DJ.
- 2:20
Pala babalik si DJ ngongi.
- 2:24
Ready na ba kayo?
- 2:27
Wow lupit Ng araw.
- 2:28
Naman talagang ngungo ito.
- 2:29
Tina try nyang maging boyoyong ready na ba kayo guys ha?
- 2:40
He is from Nigeria.
- 2:43
Tama po.
- 2:44
Ang tama tama po sa lahat Ng mga credentials nya dapat.
- 2:47
Kumpleto.
- 2:48
Kumpleto ha.
- 2:50
But B busy yung naka type dyan.
- 2:57
Tol writer, performer on originally from Nigeria ho is coming the living here eh?
- 3:10
Up miney.
- 3:14
Japet sikat siya sa mga app bobit kahit pwede na ba kayo palakpakan naman.
- 3:20
Ang Hindi.
- 3:23
Para Kay LeBron Dave.
- 3:27
Gagawa gagawa Ng ilaw guys.
- 3:48
Magandang hapon po sa inyong lahat.
- 3:55
Po ako nga po Pala si MI mula po sa Caloocan ayan.
- 4:03
So um Aman Afro bit atest and right now I'm doing my konting create down creator also as well.
- 4:19
Philippines.
- 4:21
That's nga.
- 4:22
Sa way Yan.
- 4:26
This ang tiled Bury.
- 4:29
Yeah.
- 4:33
To move abare grow.
- 4:57
Si aburi ganda si aburi siya Uri siya ulit siya abutin si abutin.
- 5:23
papasok
- 5:27
Wag mong malaman ang paumbong na naman ung sa harap ko'y napadaan makaluma aloba yung naglalakad baka pwede lagay natin palaman gusto Kong tunog kada panalo ako ay mas lalo pang nag iinit papano ako titigil
- 6:13
sumama
- 6:32
Droga baril kakasiya buri mu malamang pwedeng baby Alam ko Yan Ng testi ito kuya
- 7:14
You you.
- 7:21
Marry kasia buri ang pen hanapin Yan and then.
- 7:36
Yeyeng.
- 7:38
Ang next.
- 7:38
Song song yeah thank you.
- 8:04
again
- 8:24
I love you gulay.
- 8:27
Kaya you really fine.
- 8:29
Line.
- 8:30
Ay akin sa union yung Mali dio Hindi sa wala.
- 8:47
single
- 9:15
Kaya tayo na yung 8 Mo renew reseller tabo ako sya used to do ado evone if na matiwas tayo dito Idol get baby Idol katawan.
- 9:32
Lumabas body.
- 9:49
gelodude
- 10:07
Di.
- 10:14
Yeah, so that is one of my album comment.
- 10:36
Thank you po.
- 10:41
You.
- 10:42
Maraming salamat po.
- 10:44
Thank you, okay?
- 10:48
Thank you po.
- 10:52
Mga kupals Alam nyo ba dito sa century Park Hotel ang masarap tambayan at kainan ay ang atrium lounge?
- 11:00
Yun ba yung NASA gitna?
- 11:09
Pwede Yan sayo.
- 11:11
Kung gusto Mo Ng chill hang out O Ng tahimik pero klase na tambayan atrium lounge is the spot oy syempre twenty percent of ang mga cool Patreon dyan.
- 11:22
Nagba Wendy at twenty.
- 11:24
Hindi madali kasi sya pero pwede Kang umorder dyan ng mga Pinoy favorites kagaya Ng mga kare kare crispy bata sisig tsaka yung mga simple Lang classic.
- 11:34
Sandwiches.
- 11:36
Maganda ditong makipagkwentuhan tumambay mapa meeting manood date ba?
- 11:40
Yan.
- 11:41
Ng gattaran nga dito sa atrium.
- 11:44
Lounge na.
- 11:49
Back.
- 11:50
Oo Jared and MI we have here Jared ah, what can you say about the introduction of project to you?
- 12:02
My name is jarring vibes.
- 12:06
And you can punch in the.
- 12:07
Place.
- 12:08
Also known as LeBron.
- 12:09
James.
- 12:12
If you are a.
- 12:19
Legit kasi baka di maniwala.
- 12:21
Yes Jared is ah from Nigeria and he's wearing ah bato Cup.
- 12:27
Now.
- 12:28
That is called durag, right?
- 12:29
Yeah, durug, exactly are you?
- 12:33
Yeah, but I have here, but I don't like, um, buhaghag, I don't like it.
- 12:39
Yeah, I don't it.
- 12:43
Cause you can guys switch you want.
- 12:45
I wanna.
- 12:45
See chair.
- 12:48
Instant rejection.
- 12:56
2 Kay will translate it to.
- 12:57
You okay?
- 12:59
How did you guys bet?
- 13:02
Ko.
- 13:02
Kris.
- 13:03
Na Yan.
- 13:03
Este December.
- 13:07
Paano kayo nag meet?
- 13:08
Ni nagkakilala po kami sa ano sa may producer ko din po Kay fifty hearts tapos ano po sya na naging artist din po siya nun tapos ayun po nagpasulat po siya sakin Ng song yung buti po ayan po sinulat ko po yung song na kasama ko po siya sa may bahay po nila.
- 13:26
Bumisita po kami sa kanila tapos ayan na po nagtuloy tuloy na po yung pagsasama namin eh.
- 13:31
Kaninong ay sorry kaninong pwet yung inspirasyon?
- 13:35
Buti.
- 13:36
Ano pupunta ba kayo Ng palengke?
- 13:39
Baka pwet nya.
- 13:55
You know tita.
- 13:56
Tulong sa mga ano nya rin po siguro sa mga friend nya rin po na babae.
- 14:01
You like big butts, and you cannot lie.
- 14:04
No everybody like that, I guess not only me, everybody like big big things, so.
- 14:09
Yes, yeah, what.
- 14:17
I cannot speak it, but I will admire it.
- 14:21
And might it?
- 14:26
Kasi Yun yung title nung kanta.
- 14:32
What is the what is your technique when you ah see a beautiful lady PA simbahan yung both with the nice booty do you?
- 14:44
Anong naglalakad ka patalikod?
- 14:46
You turn in advance, so when the girl passes by you, we still have the same airline and you can see the oh ang laki Ng pwet nun ah.
- 14:56
As you as you said you said nice but right yes nice buti you if you put me in your shoe you will admire it.
- 15:11
Hypnotic.
- 15:12
Yeah.
- 15:13
Hindi Hindi lulusot sa HR.
- 15:15
Yan yung are so creepy.
- 15:31
Ano na Lang ang difference Ng Filipino.
- 15:34
But I'm just have to ask permission.
- 15:43
Sa Caloocan ikaw ginagaya nya okay Lang ba ma'am Caloocan?
- 15:48
What is the question?
- 15:49
What is the difference between the Filipino buti to a Nigerian?
- 15:53
Wow, that is a nice question.
- 15:56
I think buti is buti is just depend on the ship of the person, so lets now as you are a man a man so we are still no different, just the color that is it.
- 16:08
We have a buti here when the buti.
- 16:11
Ah ikaw na nag aano.
- 16:12
Ha.
- 16:14
Okay speaking up, buti we have a picture of a very nice.
- 16:20
Yes.
- 16:20
And then you ah, give it.
- 16:23
One to ten.
- 16:24
Highest.
- 16:24
Ten ten of the.
- 16:26
Highest teka ano muna tayo?
- 16:28
We be careful, Jared, because you might admire this.
- 16:32
Habol.
- 16:33
You like more you like you like Morena.
- 16:35
Stations you in a relationship?
- 16:37
Ah no.
- 16:39
Okay yes so.
- 16:40
You.
- 16:42
Can you rate that buti to ten?
- 16:44
One to ten, I will give it to.
- 16:47
Wow, because of the two bonds, right?
- 16:49
Now.
- 16:50
To chicks yet because he's disable.
- 16:54
Hindi si M.
- 16:55
MDD natin pinag uusapan kung normal sya.
- 16:57
One to ten.
- 16:59
Ah.
- 17:01
Siguro ano?
- 17:02
Six.
- 17:05
Because in the its a Caloocan buti.
- 17:09
Bayan.
- 17:09
Tubong Caloocan.
- 17:10
Kasi noon.
- 17:12
Kadaugan.
- 17:13
Saka bano North Caloocan North Caloocan.
- 17:17
East, Fairview.
- 17:21
Did you try to go to Caloocan?
- 17:25
I actually lived there for one month before then, after that I move.
- 17:29
Is there a difference between Nigeria or and Caloocan?
- 17:37
What do you mean different?
- 17:39
Sa microphone.
- 17:40
Microphone okay sorry ah not different sa like similar similarity.
- 17:46
Is similarity because of the the areas the road.
- 17:52
What, what happened with the road in Caloocan?
- 17:57
Is there a lian also?
- 18:00
Have you ever been chess by alayon?
- 18:03
Kung Caloocan.
- 18:05
Not deaf.
- 18:07
Can you tell us the process of you guys writing?
- 18:13
Actually because I have my own mini studio at home.
- 18:17
O yabang.
- 18:19
Kinalaman.
- 18:20
Si jennyâ maintindihan ganyan.
- 18:23
Taga pampanga Lang ATA to.
- 18:26
I produce ha I used to go to.
- 18:29
Fifty hearts.
- 18:30
Yeah, fifty heart I used to.
- 18:31
Go this fifty hearts affected by the rotation of the job, but.
- 18:35
Out protective brownout.
- 18:37
Rotating brownout ah, fifty hearts is not available.
- 18:42
Okay, so I invite them to come to my place that we should just do something.
- 18:58
Then I told him, okay?
- 19:13
But when we see the vibe is like is given a club vibe like no matter how you have that beat, you will move.
- 19:29
Cannot.
- 19:31
I don't know.
- 19:35
Sige.
- 19:37
What kind of bit nangongo bit?
- 19:40
Bit it's Afro bit.
- 19:43
So people will dance.
- 19:44
To it because it's something when you listen to it, you will move.
- 19:55
Depende depende sa club deped depends on what.
- 19:58
More women or more men?
- 19:59
Women.
- 20:00
Yeah, and what is the point?
- 20:04
Different club.
- 20:06
Bodies po'y.
- 20:07
Maybe like us Lang guys big clubs so the pain is this since like their mall women move move your body so as a girl that you are in the mood already the way you dance you will move your body, move your body.
- 20:24
Yeah, that's how the inspiration come, then we right on it.
- 20:28
What kind of dances that You Can Dance in using approve?
- 20:34
Any kind of dance?
- 20:37
Bakit?
- 20:38
Wala to talk no open to open the cebuano O.
- 20:41
Tuloy Mo Lang tuloy Mo.
- 20:42
Lang kasi wala Hindi.
- 20:44
Naintindihan ko sa.
- 20:44
CEM.
- 20:46
Mas legit to at mas legit to.
- 20:49
Is there any dance moves a particular for?
- 20:55
Bias, it's Afro bite.
- 21:10
Fake maglalasing.
- 21:11
Oo sometimes side dance like a trance.
- 21:14
Like a trance dance ano rabbit.
- 21:16
For the entrance, alright?
- 21:17
Ibig sabihin TRAINCE.
- 21:24
Have ah, you will be a brand.
- 21:27
Fall into a.
- 21:27
Trance tapos yung DJ bading.
- 21:31
What's the first line of duty?
- 21:35
The movie a body ka na see you Bury movie aburi ah just like.
- 21:41
That buti kaagad eh no. 3 straight to the point.
- 21:43
O, yeah, you see insert that bory.
- 21:47
Tapos pakita Mo yung pwet Mo ako diyan.
- 21:52
Do you insert ah any?
- 21:55
Hindi in the.
- 21:56
Booty insert anything in the.
- 21:58
Body well basta may consent.
- 21:59
Yes, but what I am asking to you right now is ha, what a, do you insert African words in that in that song?
- 22:13
What the is, um, there is a dance.
- 22:22
Yeah, what does it?
- 22:22
Mean yahzee is like you risk your two hands.
- 22:26
At and inside in the.
- 22:27
Beauty.
- 22:28
In second.
- 22:30
Wow yakusi.
- 22:33
Educating.
- 22:40
So it's kind of we are trying to create our own dance also, as.
- 22:43
Just the like that.
- 22:45
And move it.
- 22:53
Sa buti Yao.
- 22:54
Zia.
- 22:55
Lyrics, lyrics, lyrics, movie body move on move your body can I see your body movie house?
- 23:06
Jose.
- 23:06
O yajoyaj Jose.
- 23:07
Oyj Yan jue use O Yao use.
- 23:14
Hello.
- 23:17
Japanese.
- 23:19
Joje kuya jaze okay dance dance din uya Joe Yao si.
- 23:25
Jose.
- 23:25
Something like that, so we just like, I'm teaching you out with dance.
- 23:35
Ikaw MI na.
- 23:37
Sumasakit din ang ulo Mo pag nag uusap kayo.
- 23:40
Gaano kayo katagal mag usap ni jaryo?
- 23:45
Kamusta naman sya katrabaho?
- 23:47
Okay naman po.
- 23:55
Namimili ba sya Ng ulam?
- 23:58
Yun di ba?
- 23:59
Dapat vibes kayo.
- 24:00
Eh, do you choose to love?
- 24:03
Hindi Lang po siya kumakain Ng pork kasi ano siya Islam.
- 24:08
Okay.
- 24:25
Province Lang po sa propeta.
- 24:27
Covid.
- 24:29
Meron din po akong song dami na approve it din po Yun tapos naghahanap po kasi sya Ng ano Ng song writer nun tapos sakto po kayo fifty hurts na ano siya napunta po siya roon tapos eh artist po ako nun ni fifty years.
- 24:49
Tapos yung ano yung ah approves na Yan?
- 24:56
Um.
- 24:57
Napapatugtog niyo ba sa Caloocan Yan?
- 25:00
Sa ngayon po kasi Hindi Hindi PA sya released.
- 25:04
Ayaw bang?
- 25:05
Parang kami kami palang ano yung NASA.
- 25:07
Exclusive PA sa.
- 25:08
Inyo parang ganun po parang ganon.
- 25:10
Do you think you the pioneer of approve its here in the Philippines?
- 25:14
Ah.
- 25:15
Specially in Caloocan.
- 25:18
Wala na sya.
- 25:21
Talent is not meant for Caloocan only, so I believe it will be a worldwide.
- 25:25
Including not fair to you.
- 25:30
Bata sa meals.
- 25:33
Yeah, so there's a lot of approve it.
- 25:36
You know, in the Philippines?
- 25:40
A lot like a lot.
- 25:42
Yeah, they have a good chat.
- 25:44
No we all independent ate is.
- 25:47
So they don't do collaborations.
- 25:50
We do but still depend you know ah in AFP probate.
- 26:06
I'm the best of the best.
- 26:21
Yes, and what audience do you want to have?
- 26:26
For me, any ah, I do not specific audience since I'm doing AFP probate, so anybody.
- 26:37
Kasi now Lang nag Zumba ganyan Alam Mo puro lugaw Lang Ng senior citizens that the dances the Zumba every Sunday.
- 26:44
Yeah, it's okay.
- 26:50
That's what's the what's the lyrics again?
- 26:54
Movie of body ka na.
- 26:56
Bury we ah we heard it wrong earlier.
- 27:08
Can you show me your ID?
- 27:18
Well, all of the you you've never know, I of ah, you where you will be peymous, so you are open.
- 27:27
To any.
- 27:28
Other any.
- 27:30
So what do you do now?
- 27:35
Actually, I just graduated as in us, so.
- 27:39
Congratulations.
- 27:43
Thank you so.
- 27:46
You going back to Nigeria to practice or here?
- 27:50
Actually I will.
- 28:07
So once you pass the board exam, will you go back to you in the Philippines or you will stay in Nigeria to perform nio music?
- 28:17
At I will visit Philippines because I started my music and the Philippines actually so I cannot forget Philippines.
- 28:24
How many songs that you ah recorded now?
- 28:28
Okay, I have a Danny.
- 28:47
And you know, it's very hard here, especially in the Philippines for people to as as an upcoming atis.
- 29:04
So that's why.
- 29:11
Content talk to yourself.
- 29:16
Even in the bathroom Yan.
- 29:17
Kailangan Mo talagang malaman kung.
- 29:19
Up to since this is an audio episode, we have to make the listeners.
- 29:26
So okay, lets see.
- 29:30
Who what?
- 29:33
Kaso ano Yan?
- 29:35
Since I've been doing my acrobatic.
- 29:37
God, this is the corridor.
- 29:42
Talking to myself.
- 29:43
Why, you know, it's you and then talking to us if you can't think FA like more better than you know, talking to someone.
- 29:53
What's your?
- 29:55
Like, imagine a lot of things.
- 30:09
Make it.
- 30:11
Yes, that's that happen to us last night because of the power I was thinking to myself sweating in the Dar.
- 30:19
So in the dark.
- 30:20
You imagine dyaryo Dina dark room naked.
- 30:23
I think you cannot seem.
- 30:24
Eh Yan nga.
- 30:25
Gusto ko point out.
- 30:28
The smile open.
- 30:29
This smile on you will see.
- 30:30
You, you are in the front of the Mira naked and you will hear Simba, remember?
- 30:45
Or ah as I said, um, when I think about everything, so I'm giving my music hope, then also I'm doing now I'm doing like content like um interview people take talk si Zia acts things about people.
- 31:00
So.
- 31:11
So I have a podcast.
- 31:13
I don't have broadcast and what I'm on podcast now.
- 31:16
No, but you are interviewing people?
- 31:18
Or just contents street ah street.
- 31:34
I want to know more, how, how is the hospitality like?
- 31:46
The senior buti.
- 31:47
Not.
- 32:03
I want to know all those things and yeah, more research on the Philippines culture.
- 32:08
So you might end up interviewing.
- 32:12
Aswang.
- 32:13
Don yung.
- 32:18
That is part of my dad is part of it also as well.
- 32:22
Do you have?
- 32:28
Something like that.
- 32:47
So that's why I said I want to mix some rest.
- 32:51
You the Philippines when you are sick, they put ah of a water bina base in and then they drop ah candle wax and then it will shape into the ah, the spirit or the elements that is inside.
- 33:08
I think we have something like that.
- 33:17
But have you seen it on.tv?
- 33:23
Hah incivility, I think that's a lot like you can just disappear.
- 33:30
That's we call that kidnapping.
- 33:35
Or you appear in.
- 33:36
Taal you guys something like that.
- 33:41
And then they spit, they spit, and then rub it with some plants.
- 33:47
Deeply in the middle of the night.
- 33:48
Also, yes, that's why I have.
- 33:54
Dati eh?
- 33:55
You have also aswang there.
- 33:57
What do you call the aswang in Nigeria?
- 34:04
Culture to.
- 34:06
Exchange, the culture of Caloocan to us.
- 34:10
What do you call the aswangin?
- 34:11
And aswang, my own dialect will call them um adj.
- 34:24
Does not transform into a bath.
- 34:27
Their trust me.
- 34:28
But ah, whole whole person or you put it half half only.
- 34:33
I think whole body.
- 34:34
Whole body do because they will.
- 34:36
Fly in the middle of the night.
- 34:39
What do they eat?
- 34:41
I don't know.
- 34:43
Miss baby from the stomach, the pregnant woman, the long, the long Tong will go to The Who and will eat the baby.
- 34:53
Through the booty.
- 34:57
Thank you.
- 34:59
Libre.
- 35:00
Stephen labers, their.
- 35:02
Stats mapait sya.
- 35:04
Notch kangkong kamatis.
- 35:08
Or if there's no pregnant woman, ah, they just go to McDonald's.
- 35:16
We also have here one ghost a.
- 35:19
Ghost to.
- 35:20
Have a white lady, yes.
- 35:25
Yeah, we called.
- 35:26
Why?
- 35:28
We have lost also as well, especially ah the dead people their right again, so that's a ghost.
- 35:38
Because.
- 35:39
The like a generic like in Japan they always have ah student with crying blood blood crying in the Philippines we have here ah white lady but in Nigeria, what do you call generally?
- 35:55
What is the ghost?
- 35:57
I don't know what they call it.
- 35:58
Black lady siguro.
- 36:00
Black lady.
- 36:00
Her, black lady.
- 36:02
Does it have address?
- 36:03
White dress.
- 36:04
White dress also.
- 36:05
It's still also a white lady.
- 36:11
No.
- 36:11
Look behind you.
- 36:14
Do you have ngongo in ano in Nigeria?
- 36:17
Nothing like that.
- 36:19
No pinapakain na kaagad sa layon.
- 36:22
Yung example.
- 36:23
I think I know I know ah rapper ay mute rapper.
- 36:28
Mute, rapper.
- 36:30
Rapper.
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Dyan that is from.
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What is?
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I don't know his name, but is from another country, but is not from.
- 36:42
Nine racismo Roger.
- 36:44
So what does he do, rapi?
- 36:48
Yeah, I think I saw that was.
- 36:52
Rot.
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Speech.
- 36:57
Impediment like that in ah Nigeria, do you?
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Ngumanga ka Roger para maintindihan.
- 37:07
Ang.
- 37:09
Ngumanga.
- 37:10
Ayaw nya pakita ayaw nya pakita Kay.
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Nursing student naman.
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You.
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Sir.
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Linawin Mo ha.
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Baka kung ano yung.
- 37:26
Ang tatry now thirty three ah.
- 37:29
Did you experience ah, like a in your college days that are you, um.
- 37:46
And then have you experienced something like.
- 37:51
The murder, murder.
- 37:52
Or.
- 37:53
Do you see murder?
- 37:54
Have you been into the ER?
- 37:56
Do you have AR rotations where you.
- 37:58
So what's?
- 38:03
You worst one is, I think there was a.
- 38:13
So.
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In the ER.
- 38:15
Um.
- 38:17
How did you comfort the mother?
- 38:25
Tama naman.
- 38:27
As we asked to dent, we cannot do anything, so we have our observe.
- 38:34
Did you ever we help a doctor in the ER?
- 38:37
Eh just assist only.
- 38:39
With what?
- 38:41
Like maybe sometimes if the pregnant woman is given beat, yeah, we can assist them.
- 38:47
So did you see the?
- 38:49
It's not as in nursing student, ah.
- 38:53
Jenny ha see.
- 38:54
Now I have a new music sa buti to to a bloody vagina.
- 39:02
But you have you seen it before?
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Yes, because, ah, my mother is a mid wife.
- 39:08
So what kind you about it?
- 39:11
Bloody vagina.
- 39:15
Do you see?
- 39:30
Ahm I think my own inspiration is kind of very different.
- 39:42
Ah, what makes you lonely?
- 39:48
Who?
- 39:49
Is Jared.
- 39:50
Vibes.
- 39:51
Behind.
- 39:52
Behind the layon.
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Dura.
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Safe.
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So, who's Jared vibes behind the music?
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So this is how I started music because, um, I'm an introvert, so I don't usually.
- 40:28
No to get involved with in any problem or any issue with anybody.
- 40:45
Sige, like people don't really on the stunt.
- 40:54
Pastor.
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Yeah, please, please is very, very strict.
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You will be in problem.
- 41:12
You will be spank.
- 41:22
Yeah.
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Pwede nice ah.
- 41:30
Kaya, the tale of the.
- 41:34
Steel way, no.
- 41:38
Live where is?
- 41:39
In like a words ma detain in one year we really came and one yeah.
- 41:46
Yung nakatirintas Yun ba Yun cane?
- 41:49
The and the son of that.
- 41:51
Is the one who fight resty decide that would something like the ah.
- 41:57
What else?
- 42:04
Di, yeah, so that?
- 42:06
What's the most?
- 42:07
Painful the most painful, I think, is the electric wire.
- 42:11
Yes I agree.
- 42:13
Live.
- 42:13
With hearts hearts will agree.
- 42:18
What trips?
- 42:19
That's ah, too.
- 42:29
Ride.
- 42:32
Is your parents being strict?
- 42:42
Actually, what happen is this?
- 42:50
Accept.
- 42:51
SEF, especially to explain to him that your song is about buti.
- 42:57
So he was that time because my plan before is to tick of medicine, so then he told me, do you want to study or you want to pressure music?
- 43:12
Nangia to study here so that I will not continue my.
- 43:16
Music, but you continue.
- 43:18
Your music.
- 43:19
Channel because um.
- 43:21
How do you know the?
- 43:22
Now he knows and this okay with it.
- 43:25
And daily and ah war is ah waiting.
- 43:30
I'm okay.
- 43:32
They ah whenever I promote my songs.
- 43:53
Okay, that's why you have a month.
- 44:00
Hair.
- 44:03
That will wear the transparent, Sir?
- 44:05
Yes.
- 44:07
So that is sa how.
- 44:14
Of course, there is a guy what I won last time is, um, he just want to give me a vital and that I deserve.
- 44:30
That's good.
- 44:31
So how do you resist girls?
- 44:35
I close my eyes and I look away, daddy.
- 44:37
Hindi Lang Pala dapat ginawa Mo James.
- 44:39
Yes and kick them in the.
- 44:42
Talaga.
- 44:45
Just buti.
- 44:47
Have you ever courted the Filipina?
- 44:55
As my own wife, we met in in mall.
- 44:59
Your wife is a Filipino.
- 45:00
Yeah, this is a Filipina, so?
- 45:02
Winnable what mall?
- 45:04
Mall officia wow yeah.
- 45:07
That's big ah.
- 45:08
Wing a or wing B.
- 45:13
And then when you saw her, what did you?
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Do, yeah, when I saw ha I approach, and then I tell you what is in my mind.
- 45:21
But wow.
- 45:22
Tell her or introvert ah.
- 45:24
Yeah.
- 45:25
Yeah, that is how it should.
- 45:26
Be oo sige ah, let's reenact.
- 45:30
Roger is the is your wife, be the girl.
- 45:34
It's just the work in.
- 45:35
A grocery sorry.
- 45:38
No, she was just.
- 45:39
There, no she before she walk from office so she walk in vegies, eh?
- 45:46
So she's just in mall of Asia for shopping shopping.
- 45:50
Shopping.
- 45:53
Very happy.
- 45:54
Girl ano na ba ang dami dami Mo naman Sina shopping girl.
- 45:58
Syempre ano bang meron ito five, five, five two na?
- 46:04
Return it to five, five, five two na na Lang naman kasi gumastos girl.
- 46:21
Hay naku dadalhin Lang namin Tong friend namin mare maiwan ka na dyan dadalhin Lang namin parang nagku commercial kung anu anong pinagsasabi.
- 46:33
Dalhin Mo na Yan.
- 46:34
Halika na dito girl.
- 46:38
Where she will she was she doing when you saw her.
- 46:43
I think she's done going home.
- 46:48
Then she was in the what Jeep jeepney.
- 46:50
Stop no jeepney is inside the mall.
- 46:58
Ba I approach yes.
- 47:00
Let's role play will just roll.
- 47:02
Play it parang hirap na hirap si.
- 47:03
Best.
- 47:04
A you imagine ha just imagine look up project look at.
- 47:09
It will help if you close your eyes.
- 47:12
Now I can talk to him, then I asked me, can I get to know you?
- 47:21
Nagulat ako may egoy.
- 47:30
Sumagot.
- 47:31
Ka.
- 47:32
Hi James.
- 47:34
Boy, you don't know him yet, you don't know me, so you should call him by his.
- 47:37
Name ay random black guy.
- 47:47
Sasabihin Mo yung pangalan Mo.
- 47:48
I'm tephany.
- 47:51
Si miss Jen and vice.
- 47:52
Pinili Mo PA nga Lang may espa talaga.
- 47:57
So hard for me.
- 48:09
Puta.
- 48:16
Feeling Jamie.
- 48:17
Mga Sistema.
- 48:19
Yung basketball.
- 48:24
I don't play basketball.
- 48:25
So why are you a librong Jane?
- 48:33
Sa.
- 48:34
Pool.
- 48:34
Pass.
- 48:41
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- 49:22
Yan.
- 49:23
Ngayon isama Mo yon Mo yon.
- 49:29
Magpatrol ako PA control para may panggamot kami Kay Roger kanina PA.
- 49:34
Yung stock patrio na kayo kung gusto yung mabati.
- 49:41
Yan.
- 49:42
Thank you stephany thank you John.
- 49:47
Where will they follow you?
- 49:49
Yes yes.
- 49:50
Okay, so um, I have a Instagram tiktok Facebook so my name is Jared vibes so the charred was spelled as JHRDVIBAS no speech John vibes.
- 50:05
So how did that go?
- 50:11
When I approach.
- 50:15
What did you guys do?
- 50:16
Formance.
- 50:17
Four months.
- 50:17
You like it, take, like, three to four months.
- 50:20
You like traditional Filipino courting, I mean, shouldn't know say yes right away.
- 50:26
That we are just friends Mo like months fest.
- 50:32
How did you tell her that you want to go steady?
- 50:36
To what?
- 50:37
To go steady, you know, to be a boyfriend girlfriend.
- 50:39
I told aming trusted in ha I like ha so baka mas maawa on.
- 50:57
But since my parents is not yet as because I like has so I'm the one who walked to ha II let her know what I have for hand then yeah.
- 51:07
I think that won't work in the.
- 51:08
Philippines.
- 51:18
Her parent.
- 51:20
Yeah, but at the end of the day, this of what toss.
- 51:24
Did you win their heart?
- 51:26
I just prove to them that im a good guy, like.
- 51:29
Ah sumali sa basketball team nung pamilya.
- 51:33
Support no.
- 51:35
Convert ah your your slam right, and then the she or.
- 51:39
You come back to Muslim?
- 51:42
How how?
- 51:43
The karabaw.
- 51:44
No did ah did your parents went here for the marriage?
- 51:49
No.
- 51:50
So, so they just went on video call.
- 51:54
On video call, then we have a witness.
- 51:58
What did you eat?
- 52:02
Good.
- 52:03
Very good and what kind of good deed radio African?
- 52:07
Food, we have African food, we have Filipino food also as well.
- 52:10
What are the jolo price?
- 52:12
We are jolo prices nangitian food we have jolo fries.
- 52:17
Before, have you tried to swallow jail?
- 52:19
All speech.
- 52:21
That.
- 52:24
What's follow that?
- 52:24
We will swallow is a, um.
- 52:43
This, if we have a gusi, we have a vegetable also as well.
- 52:50
Do you eat it with spoon and fork or.
- 52:53
Hands hand.
- 52:54
Hands, what's the best ah combination with that?
- 52:59
Okay, I will see go see with um EBA EBA that is the swallow so the soap is a.
- 53:07
Okay, is there a restaurant here that you can eat that?
- 53:10
There is a restaurant in Makati.
- 53:13
We should try we.
- 53:14
Should, what is the name?
- 53:16
Once you go there, just to them, you want swallow, so they have different kinds.
- 53:20
No, the restaurant.
- 53:23
Magnetic.
- 53:24
Magnetic.
- 53:26
O magnetic padala naman kayo dito Ng pagkain.
- 53:30
Fil, Nigerian.
- 53:31
Not for Philippine meron Yan.
- 53:34
Cameroon.
- 53:34
Yan.
- 53:35
Congratulations Jared for ah new song MI?
- 53:39
Thank you for your success.
- 53:40
Thank.
- 53:41
You for ah updating us.
- 53:42
Yes and good luck.
- 53:49
Future doctor.
- 53:50
Oo nga.
- 53:52
Yan thank you.
- 53:56
May picture ba may picture ba?
- 53:57
Okay, the photographers left left the building.
- 54:03
We're done with the picture, okay?
- 54:05
Ayan picture nila hiya Kay Jared.
- 54:06
Jared.
- 54:09
They have any performance.
- 54:13
Gigiya I used to have gigs many times.
- 54:17
Do you have upcoming performance?
- 54:19
I have upcoming event with um, they host and events or will be family and you.
- 54:26
Ah maipaparating po kaming event sa may sixteen Saturday sa bandang malaria po ah gumamela court.
- 54:35
Na malaria dinala napaka kisses Mo din.
- 54:39
Sa.
- 54:41
Two birthday.
- 54:43
Birthday.
- 54:44
Jeepney.
- 54:44
Happy birthday Jimmy pero wala ano ha?
- 54:50
Sila tutubo thank.
- 54:50
You po kayo.
- 54:51
Mabuhay oo Hindi kita si Jared sya yung importante Hindi kami.
- 54:56
Okay.
- 54:57
Yan.
- 54:58
Jared, can you hate James accent because he is our ah?
- 55:06
If a law Jared.
- 55:07
Cole accent is a.
- 55:09
Close and naggirian accent and have you ever been cheese?
- 55:17
How can you?
- 55:19
What to?
- 55:19
Ten, how close, how close?
- 55:20
How close?
- 55:21
How close?
- 55:22
Um.
- 55:23
One to ten is.
- 55:23
Ten is the closest.
- 55:27
It.
- 55:27
Oo yes now.
- 55:35
Sama kadiri.
- 55:36
Thank you.
- 55:38
Thank.
- 55:39
You thank you very much.
- 55:41
Thank you.
- 55:44
Shout out sa mga padrino John Ryan, Joseph samonte, Kristian Jacob balagtas, Angelica Mendoza, Kevin Clark takderanmi Kaya nagkahilig Aquino Dan monteclaro Zeus ly.
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Syempre July two ngayon on syempre sa mga gustong mag open Mike meron tayong mga open mic.
- 56:39
Yan po every Wednesday sa most barko QC Friday sa cool pals bar at the cellar at syempre every year ginagawa po ito.
- 56:55
NASA Fairview kami July eleven NASA Manila dito sa century Park Hotel.
- 57:12
Yan and from marknel bruselas pakibati naman po ang asawa ko na may Golden po si po tayo.
- 57:33
Shout out po sa inyo at sa inyong Golden po si Madam.
- 57:36
Putang ina po ninyo Golden.
- 57:38
Po sa inyo.
- 57:38
Pagpapakita Kay Jarred.
- 57:39
Dyan from Lara dudes Lara duds to this.
- 57:52
Ay Alam.
- 57:53
Vine.
- 57:54
Rogel ay wala Kang Alam ko ay basta wag ka kakain Ng baboy.
- 58:01
From nicson Reyes happy birthday Kay jaja para Kay Ryan rems na may Jake chromosome jaja.
- 58:08
Happy birthday jaja.
- 58:22
Kaya kahit saan pag umupo siya kulay pula yung naiwan naman ganoon.
- 58:26
Iyon yung patanim patalim.
- 58:28
From edmar logarta paki bigyan Ng special brownies recipe si bolante in panlasang Mongolian accent.
- 58:44
Oo.
- 59:09
Common Sone from cherry Nicolas PA double blessing po Kay Tay ilang gudz nonong at Santo.
- 59:30
Kayong mag asawa Papa.
- 59:42
Pamura naman po Kay Lex Cedric na malapit na mag graduate sa Indian accent ni James Lex Cedric.
- 59:51
For third day, our well, what is the name?
- 59:53
And lexy.
- 59:56
Readers will I'm a very stupid because I eat with my pic.
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Putang ina from lenjun amores pabati po sa napaka horny ko na asawa na si Pearl amores in an unpredictable ilonggong bading accent.
- 1:00:18
Oy.
- 1:00:20
Will.
- 1:00:20
Appoint.
- 1:00:24
Napaka horny raw ni Pearl amores.
- 1:00:26
O napaka horny man Tao dapat sabitan ka Ng kwintas na merong pendant Ng sawa.
- 1:00:36
From Justin yerba pamura Kay ilocanong Randy salbahe accent si migz glorioso anong happy birthday migs glorioso.
- 1:00:42
Hey.
- 1:00:43
Migs gloryoso happy birthday ukininam ang bataya kita mangga aguida ka sa anti elbow drop.
- 1:00:54
Mura Lang po ako.
- 1:00:54
Hi Chinese GB Sina Chino at Marta subido na kasama ko manood Ng comedy special ni JV sare TE last March Chino and March chinoy bata kayo mabuti kayo Tao.
- 1:01:05
Kayo suporta sa akin show SANA swerte Pasok sa lahat Ng butas sa katawan nyo ha.
- 1:01:21
Avelino kael kasi birthday pasabay wag na syang.
- 1:01:31
Wag ka na Lang mag cry from.
- 1:01:33
Sherwin Martin pamura po.
- 1:01:35
Inangilan German kuya will accent Kay James ang tropa Kong si jeremias sa rivan at John renzo Gonzales na parang may Jake kromosom na putragis Jeremiah and John Jameson and Jeremiah.
- 1:01:48
Since you have a Jake crab Dun sa Amin it is not a folding to the Alpha Renz you will get to the gas charvet.
- 1:02:00
Pabati naman ang asawa ko si Morin Marfa Kay James with Alvin Aragon accent Morin Marfa well Mahal.
- 1:02:16
SANA Hindi ka transmit.
- 1:02:19
Dora guico pabati.
- 1:02:21
Kay.
- 1:02:21
Home Jaycee naalala ko Lang sya bigla balita ko pumayat na raw boss rems.
- 1:02:33
Home Jay C baka Homo.
- 1:02:34
OJCD ano ba malamang Homo Yan Homo.
- 1:02:38
Jay-Z malamang pieces Yan.
- 1:02:44
Dan.
- 1:02:44
Paulo Valle pamura Kay will tatay digs coboys na laging nakababa ang shorts si Kevin queuing man drive ball Cam Andre at kuya ash at bakal na si ritche from clay Val.
- 1:02:59
Ako ano Yun tatay?
- 1:03:00
Digs para itong tropa ni Kevin wingman Bal Cam ash at right you putang ina ninyo.
- 1:03:07
Ginising niyo PA ako.
- 1:03:14
Nyo nandito.
- 1:03:14
Na ako sa dahig.
- 1:03:18
Para magpabati.
- 1:03:19
Importante naniniwala from jino Doon.
- 1:03:24
Pamura, pong officemate.
- 1:03:25
Ko na si Kim teodoro na galit na Nigerian kuya Jane will James fare kalian teodoro what is the name kin teodoro?
- 1:03:33
Kay anto doro.
- 1:03:34
Ayaw ko na tinitingnan.
- 1:03:35
Ako sa Mata.
- 1:03:39
Kay diwata Mongolian Roger rems ang aking tropa na sila benjie jeremaya, renzo Albert at morial na panay drawing Lang ang mga planong gala.
- 1:03:51
Matutupad sa mga Plano niyo kasi Hindi UN worth it handami dami niyang wala man Lang magsakripisyo.
- 1:03:58
Para tumuwad at magpa pwet from Jackie bongon pabati.
- 1:04:05
Pamura po Kay remz yung Snoop dog and I'm reaction sa gwapo at machong asawa na si Christian leoncio na magbi birthday this April.
- 1:04:24
Happy birthday.
- 1:04:25
You're headed a heavy within the haha your song Pasok Mo ang high heels sa pwet Mo.
- 1:04:33
From flor de Vera Han mga.
- 1:04:35
Idol.
- 1:04:36
Pamura naman kayo.
- 1:04:46
Jomar.
- 1:04:47
With a senior buti.
- 1:04:52
In fact, your beauty.
- 1:04:56
From.
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Norine.
- 1:04:58
And.
- 1:04:58
Bangcola pamura po yung bato Dela Rosa yung mga kaibigan ko Sina Doreen at Hesus na SANA mag patrio na kayo pare nori.
- 1:05:10
Putang ina nyang nagpaalis na ako Ng sinado O nagpabati PA andyan.
- 1:05:26
Kay purps false James sa kapatid Kong si Ava na.
- 1:05:38
Ka Dun sa may ano thirty Second Street tsaka Dun sa may thirty fourth street napunta ka diyan tapos huthutan Mo yung mga puta pareho pareho naman tayong nag pare.
- 1:05:53
From John Bryan.
- 1:05:54
Evangelista pabati po kita ilonggo no no ang Mahal Kong wifey shiela may ferranco na Hindi niya Alam kung na nag avail daw siya Ng petition sila Mae ah surprise ito shiela Mae.
- 1:06:07
Mababawasan yung pagkain nyo ngayon dahil meron na kayong Patreon O magugutom na kayo hanggang sa buong taon.
- 1:06:18
From Carla Jane Gomez.
- 1:06:19
Pamura at pabati.
- 1:06:20
Ang boyfriend ko na tuwang tuwa sa naging aksyon ni James na si John David malibiran.
- 1:06:28
I will fuck your booty with the senior body using my light speed.
- 1:06:40
From Alejandro.
- 1:06:41
Acedera pabati po ang asawa ko na sobrang ganda at mabait kapag tulog Janelle acedera Ng Mongolian Michael Jackson, Ryan rems, Janelle acedera.
- 1:06:53
Janella sidera hehehe pretty baby with ur soul nalimutan Pala lyrics birthday Mo PA pingilan lipstick para makapag lipstick na ang aking anos yon at maraming salamat po.
- 1:07:10
Thank you very much guys.
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Visit.
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Www.comedy Manila dot pH nandiyan po ang schedule Ng lahat Ng shows natin sa break.
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You.
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Bye.
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For for free bye.
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Bye.
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