#846 Comedy & Motivation

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You know how long it takes to design and act?

Head, share the story.

She can't take any longer, captain?

Ryan racing protect.

You after looking cruz is a totally, totally trained.

Capt.

And your liking your liking that because you are diabetic and it's.

Kaya pala the world.

Sorry po.

Child.

I like you are truly a filipino.

You don't.

Nineteen seventy percent ng pilipino i take.

Natural.

Causes.

And they don't care.

Hello malakas ba?

Lakas lakas sakin?

Ngayon malaki.

Na hilig mo.

Ang lakas.

Pinky ba kami?

Baka doon sa adjust an akin okay na.

Naka.

Check uncheck wan check check one two, one, two.

One, two.

Duda full paz.

Episode eight hundred and forty six.

On.

Spotify pen pen papa pampam pampam pampam.

Aniya karaoke.

Bar nila.

Hindi niyo pa pinapakinggan.

Eh isa pa isa pa.

Pen pen pen pen pen pen pen pen.

Excited din.

Hindi mo maintindihan.

Ano yan yun yung o i?

Pampababa papa po mo na lang.

Bakit ho ba yung kumanta?

Non ano diba yung yung mio ng pusa?

Hindi niyo ba napapakinggan?

Yun it has.

Okay now lyrics right hook in lam okay.

Tapos may kumanta ngongo.

Bat yun naman ang naisip mong.

Tempe kakabalik lang ni roger.

Nag explain ka sa pamilya mo.

Hindi nila naintindihan.

Lumabas lahat ng ugat mo sa noo.

Oo yung mga napapalabas na may mga reals natin.

Hindi pinapanood na asawa.

Talaga.

Pinatitira sa asawa.

Nya na smart and i swipe up lang sya ganun ayaw nya.

Lang nya pag nakikita nya pagmumukha ko ang na nakilala sa akin yung mga kapitbahay may nawawi.

Five sabi niya sabi mo yan yung ngunguna kapitbahay natin o.

Hindi.

Ngongo yan gagi siya ba?

Yung sya ba yung ano yung nandun sa picture na pinapakita ni ryan rems?

Kumalat na sa bicol.

Yung pwesto ay.

Kilala ko mamaya para lang sa ating mga b i.

P pages.

Hindi and ron and the rex, we have their.

Nagbalik si roger pero ang importanteng nagbalik dito sa pilipinas ay ang mga legends of covid.

Roger naldo or r r r.

Yan ang ear.

Or as they pronounce in his pain.

And ah, before you say anything and for you to say ryan rems will going to show you something for you to oh my it to reyes.

That's how i can find.

It, this is why this is roger ah in ah rear.

Near.

Finding the favorite folder inside his cellphone.

I can't.

Find out.

For later it just to.

Surprise.

Well, welcome, ah ron and rex.

You guys got to be good to be back.

The first time i'm here with rex.

Time, how many years apart?

Ah, we were dating for.

Noh so this is ninety.

Lima i met him eighty and ninety eight.

Ninety eight year.

Okay ay ryan raffy showing something.

Oh see.

That pizap, and.

Wow.

Wow.

Oo.

That's riders, but.

Don't look at this is tabo.

Guys, i'm sorry that's or it is a itaboy.

You see that ron, that's the human longganisa with.

The string with the no string, just a short ganito.

Yung favor it.

It has facing.

God it's shape like hopia.

Best kin ever.

If the guy from ninety day tianci.

Ayan.

If you put up side down, it's your joke, the bird.

Well he he is a no polet ed.

Run no necked.

So you're saying you met rex nineteen ninety?

Putang ina ka in.

Back and you're ilong.

Ready issue issue.

What just happened?

Tang i know hapi na bibili na naman tayo sa raon nung mixer.

Binata.

Well, jameson the above about face photo of roger.

Hindi mo naman first time anyo gagged on that.

Pati siya pa na naglawa naglawa naglawa.

That's what you call karma for being a bad person.

Wow i anticipated it.

Sorry.

Yes alright.

Okay, now your girlfriend like now you know how i feel.

Sorry.

May sambita ko.

Less one less apologizing.

Hindi hindi naman natin masisisi si j c p mo.

Tas nakita mo yung pwet ni roger.

Talaga so as you were saying.

What your lower?

You were still eh ah based in canada at this time.

Started ninety five ninety six, and then i thought, was the first filipino to do stand up every anywhere in the world, and then i was.

No internet.

There was ah, it just started to come out with napster.

One.

Over os that ascaño i am.

Yeah, i have one is white, other one is not.

Just a yes, see my heart beat.

That's what the use and eat.

Heart.

So i saw right and maybe within a week, the student filipino associate the council, the student body called, said, we want to open for the new commit.

Oo you right away.

At puro ilocano are you ilocano?

Banyo batangueno kabitenyo.

Are your personality local?

Ronnie is a cebuano.

Cebuano medallo, bohol mom cebu and then i ano never became friends were driving around and we're just talking comedy and even ten years go by was like yesterday we were hanging out.

And i remember all, like maybe that week.

Yeah, so you think you're the trendsetter?

He was our, yeah, but for care i was the first one i feel i felt like started, yeah, before me, yeah, nobody was before me, right, and yeah, but in america you said those guys in the.

Philippines, but they were.

That was nineteen.

Fifties, um, well, there was one guy.

About the filipino open for johnny carson.

Yeah, that's a husband.

Act ay yeah, his name real name is lorenzo matawaran.

Receive.

Ah him no, lorenzo was ah, i was doing a sitcom stuff in in the eighties.

I tell you.

Any was all that, that's it come of the little robot girl.

Rin the day, which is not ah.

Was that we're.

Looking at the bikini is?

He was davil hassles left it.

Be saying ah banana vote.

Banana banana po.

Ay watch.

Ayan na.

Episode seven panahon na vote.

And, you know, and don't forget everyone's a cook, i guess he was closed.

I see closeted pilipino.

Ah, i don't know, because you know back and back and those days he was hollywood, ah.

So, you know, too sprinkle of movie and like any let he let american now that he was a little filipino and he had the was a rasberry bibingka scene.

And eighty eight.

Eighty nine.

And then remit the video.

Area of music.

Guys right behind.

Her by the restaurant.

You have the real life stinger kaya.

Agree not gonna sya sa may finish my punch line.

It's not even play the piano, you just doing the then and.

Then.

But then there's struggling on stage show who can control who is the most power?

Arguing on stations during my and i cut off to stop helping and you get smiling ug instead of joke.

No clue is a filipino.

Is one of those old to, you know, old tito, who had not money to buy a casio town and just like be the music like i'm doing stand up, you need to leave the stage now.

Filipinos are afraid of dead air.

Yeah, that's the problem, but you guys, this a stand up, and anyway we had some people had no concept of lifes stand up.

Even until now, when we?

Do corporate gigs.

Province shows.

The tech.

Passionate exactly.

We usually talk to them like.

So.

It's okay if i'm dying.

And there's no check mo and this is the sound of chicken kanila aliens it.

Theodora as a new time show sound effects real, you know, hate that so i'm glad, you know, but i you guys have developed the stand up here enough where you could tell people we don't need that, that is not, it doesn't help.

But the filipino audience, especially the tech, they felt that they need to help because they don't want you to because they know what their or comedians and then like, oh my god, is having a hard time and like, and then they put.

In worse.

Laid out.

Because people new market show and they're like, always listen new asian guys.

Even though today for asian milf committees, the kind of uni ulet one at a time.

Jimmy.

Yeah, it's all the codex center, you know, but he need to do for twenty years, but now he's kinda the next asian guy they're pushing.

The indian comics like, um.

Jail, it's the guy from new york now, ah patel.

Ah.

Mga cash.

Ah cash, yeah, who is one of a of and.

Andrew shorts, andrew shows of rider yeah and also podcasting.

Good, sit down and watched nice.

Yes, he's amazing and i i did the some club and london.

Will i do it for free and for the art?

What are you?

Um.

So the struggle is how many different from, how many.

Different to shine.

Yeah, that's the hard part because they look at you.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

So like, what back to you fit in?

But you guys did you guys do like, ah, like right now we're doing the absolute ah megabytes all four of us one stage.

And if i could have the budget in the, you know, with the production team, you know i could recommend some other guys that would make this show even better if you wanna.

So now that was a whole bunch of them now, you know they.

Have i counted eighty?

There's.

A no the america.

So now they get these filipino comedy.

Other options, the filipino humor too much?

Too much on let's talk about ube.

Laguna beach, let's talk.

About ube.

Halo halo thing have halo halo din.

Yeah, it's a video game called hello.

Si francis halo halo.

So i i you mentioned last two two nights ago that you when you yeah, i'm an attorney.

Took, yeah, so there was like.

You're talent.

Fees, yes, so there's, like a lot of, there's a lot of.

And during the day.

It's a rights of the owner, it's an opm dead.

You thought it was an audience member?

For sure is the drug dealer.

Owner, and.

The.

Closer yes sus me joey guila, justin rivera and so they go so we got.

It's like, okay, how much you get paid?

Four and someone put ah banana peel.

Hills.

Ko, we take food too, anything so we that's how we did it for the first two years when you start, you know?

Yeah, yeah, that's how i got my stage time, you know, volunteer for whatever shows or talent showcase festivals during the summer.

That's the hardest one to do.

Hands maybe like a church group when they're very badgering, very religious.

If it's a showcase then it's not.

Now there's one time where i was outdoor festival in ah in california and ah, um, i had to.

If there's any information on our daughter, please call us.

She was.

First, nothing to do with her abduction.

Worst, but that's a great netflix documentary or.

Or that incident in washington, d c in nineteen ninety eight.

So i started, i don't know why, but i just wanted to do a like a like a philippine government joke, you know, say, hey, you know, hey, the current, the current ah, the current ah, the president of the philippines got a call nickname, you know, erap right, you know it's a r a v but erap which backwards means pare right erap and if you missed the letters around it also you could also sell great.

Maganda.

And it's like half the rooms laughing, you know, the other half is like quiet and then even made it worse.

And his wife.

It's like the period of time, it just it just blow up in there.

I didn't leave.

Cause we're done with your bullshit.

I'm.

Title.

Not to stage kuya.

We're like the second and third generation filipino americans.

Whatever you know, thanks for the bread.

Still pay you.

Of course they had to you, but then afterwards everyone was pissed like?

Viral or what?

Tour with her up now is fun stuff like.

That and like different thing bills with see him more than anybody because it's a new thing.

I was only ah fil am ah talent that was actually performing alongside philippine talent.

You know, we have that cross which took connected, so, yes, i can bridge the gap, you know, everyone knows your stuff and then my stuff is its blending overs and.

Coming out here, do you guys go to his first shows out here?

I was starting.

Wow.

So we started, that's crazy.

My first ah encounter withdrawn ay with rex is in magandang tanghali ba and a noon time show he did otso otso with bayani agbayani ayan.

So my first minutes.

Highlight of my korean.

That's why.

That's why.

Him t v m t v.

So well i have my own sub ah week ah half hour comedy sketch comedy show here with m t v philippines.

Well priced with that, his words were really famous.

Yeah, so i'm good thanks, and you know, free downloads and what i was the only way to get to you guys when and i was it.

Hate her first time.

Two thousand, two and beyond.

For two thousand thirteen with.

You two thousand two.

I mean that was there was time tayag who did stand up in the states and you move back here so i would collaborate with him and and then there was all manalo who lived here for a while and then.

Just the structure of stand up and how to be your your own rider and everyone in this room, you guys have your own styles because we told you create your own style.

Down, how did you discover the philippines?

So i.

Thought on a spanish galleon.

I discovered it on a map.

Forty the fourteen, right, i think.

Two thirty one, nice saw you.

Yeah, yeah, nurses.

These guys are good, so i met you guys and god took me everywhere right and then we did the music hall.

Yeah, just.

In the opener.

Yeah, yeah, and that's when i felt i should have been here at least two years to learn how to do this before headlining so the manners.

So my first time in going after all you guys, it was the worst show ever.

I.

Was so bad because i played the.

People follow any of these guys right now.

So i i was doing so bad, i said, let me just play piano, did you say that?

Run, you attend that?

I turned into the t pito, i turned into the tito of his show like our.

Easier, the beginning of money python flirting sir tanda na playing piano.

Sana nagkaraoke ka.

Eh sn.

Did you, did you sing?

Yeah, no, i did.

And then john callers made from that date he was conceived, so i used to watch that scene not because of the sex, but because i love the way they played the cause.

Up same thing when we go to the beer house and the strip club for the music.

And the crispy pata.

And i know some good music.

So.

Test run.

Please, but then i played that because i like, ah, talked, and then i came back every year to learn how to do the how to make them comedy work.

In some that just can't, right?

He's about the some of the community involvement in a feeling of everybody is happy there is like, look, a good my joke is.

Still emotion in congress is a care of this emotion.

It's like, ah already, ah, corporate job in a way.

Yeah, we're.

Factory of jokes.

This is not that yet.

You are saying that, ah, some of the newer comics are already entitled.

I think we can.

You know how long it takes to design and act?

Go ahead, share the story.

She can't take any longer, captain?

Ryan resing protect you.

Are the love team cruz are totally totally drained.

Captain, but anyway, i'm just saying that there's it looks easy when you're very good as it looks so hard when you suck at it.

Get that landing.

Well, if you are not roger.

This is the exception.

You guys been doing it for how long now?

You thirty exactly thirty.

Three zero.

Three, thirty six, thirty six, six, thirty, six.

Years there, a point where in.

I quit for a while, went back to modeling.

Di si migo in a porn it doesn't like work this so called vino.

Sausage god, i got paid and rubles.

You know i do when i do a, i do like overseas, sometimes i do like a show, and then the committees are allowed to the will come, watch the show and then at the end the goal will give us free seminar or whatever you want.

Forty five, how great our i'm like, ah, motivation, if you're not motivated to do anything like you're gonna fuckin half fastand una burn out my motivation change from china, make it making successful famous.

Like whatever.

It takes make the motivation there cause what drives us to success is motivation, right?

Yeah, those new jokes i have a bunch of them in my to do list to do on stage, and it scares me to do them fuck, so i always avoid.

Them.

Yeah, i go back to my set list, i'm comfortable with.

And those jokes are on their just waiting, so that's why i'm.

If you're having fun?

No setting ah setting out deadlines.

No, i came in late today.

Not in the face.

Like my motivation are used to go.

Yeah, because a lot of new comedians now is their setting deadlines to the for themselves, like.

Ang gonna make it in two thousand and four.

It's like any other job.

Job.

He quit that guy.

Yeah, he's a he's ah, he works in construction now.

Money is guy in the construction.

Yeah.

Yeah, so much better hundred thousand years getting benefits if you wanna make money, don't choose stand up comedy as your first goal to make money.

I had to do i have a regular day gig when i was starting comedy.

Come and ah.

You were.

I was i was.

For the filipino community.

Doon for the asian american tree, so.

You are the one who are giving seminars.

Yeah, no, i was.

So you never did the road like me where you have to try to get draz in the coming club.

This of human.

Yeah, well, you created your own lane.

Is to fall into the san francisco ah cobs comedy club on tuesdays at three o clock.

Do you called and i sign up, sign out if you get on.

This a regular show open mic it's.

Called a showcase sa show so that you can see you, the book, you can see you, and if you do well, the go.

Ten years of like in san francisco, there was only two real well three real clips.

Smalley, showing sunday hundred.

Ah, yeah, well, yeah, it was tough.

I'm just a little filipino kid from the suburbs china, you know he can i get to sunoy ah try next week okay, but you can hang out and watch other comings.

So that you will do my own?

So i had to.

I'd.

Like to.

Would you say that's a harder?

Path, it was just frustrating both.

Both.

Heart both ways you get rejected by, you know, the main stream club and then you're getting rejected by your own people because they don't care.

I like women.

Duda otso otso.

Yes, i will be otso and spaghetti.

Like how hard was it where they very straight forward.

No, you're lying in in the north american club system because it's too many people.

So how many like it's very heartbreaking, like right in front of your face, like what everyone in the line.

You just have to cry like i had a friend named ellie, and so we both auditioned or to the thing for the mall.

Oo very.

Stranger, so he was crying in front of the the coming days to go to them some dinner after what's the the just a bunch of them?

Were, you could just cry?

Five years by your so all there, ralph happy cause all got past for the next and all the comments that didn't were there too, but didn't there on the street crying like their heads on the window, not knowing where we could watch them because it's too one way mirror.

This, imagine you, me and you're eating and you see this in the willow.

That's why there's no more one way mirror at brick wall waiting green room.

Na kahit jolina.

And it's so happens i will work rough.

Ah, you're not that good.

Right in front of everyone.

Or in front of every should laughing at the back when he is like they think it's funny when you audition, so i i got to audition and i don't tell nobody because what happens like neo versus the in the matrix when they like that's a fight, so all the comments want to see you bomb.

So when you do an audition, it's just like the booker and that's it, no?

Audience, sir, it's just night, it's a saturday night, okay?

Yes, so that pressure of this and then you killed like ah, okay, good yan, but the death i saw the other i do.

It's like a greek games.

And it's very that could throw.

That entertained death, but i entertained.

And also.

Entertainment.

Belle, why is that fundo it cause it.

Is because that's the society we are now, you know, we loved it.

Ayan, so straight forward.

Yeah.

It's there for.

Us to school children don't take away the rights of the.

Girls, it's a.

Don't you guys have auditions to people that want to be part of your club like it?

Doesn't me, so they do open.

Minded, part of the culture.

You guys, and we can't stand to watch it.

Yes, but you, but it has to happen.

Oo wow is this mike work you check na

We re now horoscope.

Yes, horoscope.

Okay, let me bring to you horoscope to the world.

Are you going to do it in english?

And this is gonna be a quicky?

Should that's.

Pronounce it.

Yung will translate for the okay, okay?

Wow wright.

Aris.

Is thanks my mind.

I thought we're pork chop duo.

To this.

Tour, have you seen the pork chop doon?

To the store, a, b, s c, b, n, we're not the regional.

T f.

Do?

The original do yeah there liempo boys.

Harris.

Tara nata taranta.

Harris makakasali ka sa squid game.

Can i translate that?

Jennell, horoscopes away.

Sir i understand tagalog aldogs understand english just trigger words.

Na nilasing.

Ah make make ah make up okay ah go on ah.

Oo jemy ang daming linta sa inyong sapa wag awatin ang iyong biyenang lumangoy kanser nasa ukraine ang soulmate mo tapakan mo ang landmine bago mo siya makita.

Ang transt i will translate that.

Yon do not go to kim ang ikli ikli naman.

Kasi leo ang iyong tumor ay yari sa pancit canton.

Okay, i'm leo.

Ah, you will also have a bad.

Pancit canton ni vong live.

Nainis natin excites.

Tumor is shape like a pancit canton.

Sila may pinas by.

All more more your tumor ah ah virgo wala kayong sticker hindi kayo makakapasok sa village ng bigating pusher.

Scorpio hilaw ang iyong pritong manok pero kakainin pa rin yan ng manliligaw mong egoy.

Air gun.

Maililigaw it's still that we can still say that he.

Is.

You know egoy.

Etlog.

No yes big.

Like us, the end lord black.

Guy egoy.

What is solo siguro if you know i.

Mean in america ah, if you win an emmy, grammy and asker and attoney your egot.

Si kuya r n b a.

A you can be got.

Sa guitar us.

Hanggang sa mas malapit na si jamie facts is very close to becoming an egg.

One more dahil he is also an egoy emmy, grammy, oscar tony.

Movie set who jen shit and nine in two thousand one of movies i was in this movie called redemption.

Oh, you were in the movie redemption.

Well, i i he kicked me out of it.

Called him egot.

So where it was in a jail since he's playing tuki williams, who's the bloods ah leader in the seventies it's based, it's in toronto, were filming in the jail si scene.

Hm, he goes, are you just can't making fun of asian, asian, asian for three days?

Don't you ever disrespect me?

Wow.

And he was like this, i go africa a bit really, do you took richard pars africa bit and he was like you, i loved how to care of him before he died.

My cousin called um co stations close to a m go to the bathroom.

Still hot.

Scene fucking life still ten years later.

A jamie.

Fox.

And you're not.

Frian, you are not ah ray ray charles, rachael.

Okay, go ahead.

Ano for more.

We're gonna give you the?

Right to.

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Another basta translation o.

Home.

Aquarius ikaw na lang ang buhay sa mga ka batch mong dina dialysis.

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Ah july.

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With one hundred, so it's gonna be different.

And killed the eighties.

Yeah, we kill the eighties and announced ah on the following night, ah, we're gonna be at ah twelve monkeys, me and you, and then and mister john lee for also from melai is coming in, so it's me.

Sa reunion.

Show.

And then august second will be doing ron brazos birthday show here at the seller.

Seller.

Here, we're gonna find him a girlfriend.

O please.

And then.

Today we will find you a girlfriend.

Please.

Say no more.

Ninety day pa yan sa.

I wanna one day fiancé.

Non nick and you.

Can you put me here?

Dapat no.

Right here.

His head by being perfect for next.

Yeah.

He's going to be tension right now.

Tention.

Cake and will jump out of it.

You see your bone city first?

Why not?

He light with a cigarette?

Adel ay.

There's a worm.

God.

It's a buwan oh sebuwano longganisa.

It goes in.

Yes.

And thank you to big boy cheng.

Up doing.

You can have this ah road ah different yourself.

That's a.

You you sixty nine na ron.

He was born.

Ho sixty nine.

And yeah, so shout out sa ating mga pinoy ang dyan.

June tor yeah.

So i could also you guys.

Lang sa going to visit anjanette abayari sometimes.

Sorry ano pasalubong mo sa.

Kanya.

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Then ron josol o also at july ten break or b g c will just cut this and also posted it so that you will be able to promote and then august two at the cellar birthday show.

Joining us and in july seventeenth july seven twelve hours.

Twelve monkeys um, and then hopefully ron will be able to join us.

There coming.

And then we have an episode recommendation from our cool police librarian jomar jay of the buhangin brothers podcast.

Yan episode four, five nine kasama dyan si ron saka si louie torta kuya yan yung first time ni ron.

Na.

All pls episode four, five nine i think it was last year.

There we go there go.

Yan.

Yang more pabati yan.

July thirteen we will have a showing.

Ang nag iingles oh.

Wow.

We will have a show.

Akala ko intro nga kita akala ko madaldal ka ngayon eh hindi.

English.

Kanina tinitingnan ko siya.

Babalik siya.

Kapag nag uusap si ron tsaka si nagtataas na sya.

Putang ina bat nandito ako sa gitna.

Na ano kaya hapunan?

Mama sandwits.

For a brief moment na pinasok niya yung dila niya sa ilong ha.

Hindi natin.

Alam hindi nila nakita.

Natin kanina.

Eh ano.

Yun april thirteen meron kaming ano ah show with din nina and thirteen.

Linya linya office to di ba?

Ang hindi ko alam.

Oi.

Alam nyo pa tapos ah july nineteen meron kaming ah show with ah applied thing with ah medyo bar pacute and then sa july twenty meron kaming double headliner the red ollero sa makati titingnan natin nyo lang sa social.

Media mall na sa century city mall.

No isang bayan.

Ano kaya papel mo sa pembo kung mag show?

Ang daming one way sa makati.

Sinabi niya na lahat ng makati.

Multi purpose hall.

Tingnan niyo na.

Sobrang that's my ex girlfriends naclaim.

Pero bobby.

M.

Ayan.

Multi.

Porpose.

We have a really nice line up of shows this july.

Yan from arvin pamura naman po kay chinese giving girlfriend ko na si lee pasabi magpapa mapapalo talaga siya ng malala sa pwet ang mga kalibugan to admin.

Yan pag ikaw hindi ka maputi na cafe parusa point sophies ha kung ano ang ginagawa mo doon sa boyfriend mo.

Pamura naman kay batang zimbabwe james sa tropa kong may itlogan and bigasan na si john alejo from michelle masong.

Allow this is badong this is bading.

Is that you do yung impression of evans?

So i depression of jimmy pox this is jimmy pox, the original.

Pa shout out po kay nigerian james si carlito morales the third na nakahanap ng new york sa b g c from legi mar candaza.

What is the.

Name, carlito morales.

The local dito morales, i will fuck you in the ass.

Pamura po ng di pa namin ma convert maging cool pa us na si macky garcia, joseph maria de carlos, michael anthony kias kim elton rosa antina at raymond christopher factora from joseph and non well tenorio.

Ah anong nangyari sa kanila?

Hoy pa buhay pa from rainiel.

Daw sinong makain?

Oo kasi nag viral yung sinabi ni mama.

Oo.

Nagkaroon pa tayo ng reaksyon video sa babae di ba?

Oo is.

Just to explain mo man said.

Terrorist.

Mamura kami ng misis ko dahil nabuntis ko na naman si pipoy ispin nyo.

Congratulations.

Po.

Buntis.

Kailangan.

Na kamatis.

Kanila.

Pala wow pipoy ba yung buntis?

Pero kung ako sayo pipoy papa d n a ko yung bata ay biro lang gaano.

Ka.

Gago.

Gagawa.

Ng.

Pag labas ng labas yung misis mo.

Over.

Bago kayo.

Hindi pakikialam nabati nabati to shout out si pipoy gaguhan lang.

Luck na lang si boy.

From melvin serrano pamura po si saint papsi from mob shelby kay nigerian james.

Alloy what is the?

Same papsi.

Saint papsy, are you a saint?

Spiel na nagtutupi ng ari allen, madera.

Michael yung babatiin oo ba na nagtutupi ng ari michael ang playmate ka custom day bottom na eh tano sumru bacarat mo kininam.

Ita car yan pamura po kay boss ram sa tropa kong si gaylord de luna in bakal.

Accent.

Hoy pangalan mo pa lang.

Yun from john matibag secret alemania pabati kay heneral with nigerian accent ng belated happy birthday ang friend ko na si k p na si sã k p na si john adrian to be tikon.

Putak ng pangalan to.

Yeah, john adrian bitik con parang bitcoin?

Isisi berde.

Yeah, it's his birthday.

You know, john bicol?

Bicol.

Bicol, it's your birthday, so nothing beats i've get two holiday.

Percen ayan boss mo man pabati ko lang yung tropa kong mahaba na si gabby santos kaya nagiging and james from erwin, delos reyes, gabby santos mahaba what is the raffy santos?

Pa gabi santos ah think ah that your dick is ah supa long so you will fuck me in the ass.

But wala na wala walang nag react dun.

After a while its num in the air you don't feel na more.

Pabati.

Lungkot like rivals.

Pabati naman po kayo nigerian james ang girlfriend mo nasali linda may buenaventura pasabi na din na miss na miss ko na siya.

Meada, your husband misis you and i will be the one to pack you in the ass.

Yan and lastly, birthday pa rin ng pamangkin ko si lil pare shout out.

Ay hindi naman nagbayad yan ah.

Babayaran ko na lang kung.

Walang padri padrino eh.

No.

Thank you so much ron and rec thank you and four stand up comedy shows please.

Visit w w w dot gamit ni manila dot p h yahoo yeah.

Wow now.

If missy, group organization, company or individual.