#762 The Original Gago

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Yun lang.

Sine celebrate namin sa bahay.

Ganun don't.

Forget gaya ni manny.

Pacquiao ay hindi.

Hindi yaya ni michael jackson ay ni michael jackson yata oo.

Badoy nagpapapasok ng mga bata.

Oo wash your hand wash your hands to wash your pipi.

And he gives the pretty.

Yan.

At dahil wala tayo.

No.

Kung kailangan ng anak civility joke lang.

Ronnie kasama yon masama yon kasama yon ano ba yung anak t v seal para.

Alam sa alam ko naman itong cold ba si dito mabibigyan ng anak division dahil kailangan ano threat ito sa anak mo?

Saka hindi naman tayo sakop ng team.

Kung anak niyo ngongo talaga wag ng bibigyan kami ng anak ko.

Ganda.

Basta nakita nyo na ba kung anong mga pinaggagawa natin kay roger?

Nakita niyo na ba kung ano yung mga pinaggagagawa ni roger?

Nakita niyo na ba kung gaano lumipad ang kahel ni roger?

Nakita na ba ng asawa nya yung pinagagawa?

Welcome to the cool paz.

Episode seven, six two.

Exclusive.

On spotify.

Pem pem, pem pem, pem, pem, pem, pem, pem, pem, pem pempem ah.

Para di naman naipit ng mga models ako.

Ngayon nagki creep po ako sa ibabaw di hiro.

Dyan at yan naman ang pempem mo no?

Cause, j b, you know, i my father is here.

The o g is back yes.

Boss four mister ballinan.

At awake now i am awake.

We have here in the flesh.

Yes finally sa studio.

Yes the o g mister rex naba?

Pay the original gago.

Thank you.

Men nice i like the sealing very tough tween star wars, episode four.

Born uncle and tita was pa sa cardiac.

Rt, this is where he practices light saber, yes, and.

Her rin.

When you got it?

Sir ayan.

Where he got the.

Message from tito ben, that's right and there and she's droid utot dito.

Tito ben tito ben abunda.

Oo light saver.

Oo luke skywalker ang tunay mong ama.

Ikaw na.

How is that?

Ganda di pa lasing yan direk sa.

We also have a spin of podcast ah entitled dont go there and that's where are ah we interviewed rex and now you are here at the main podcast.

Pole finally here with the cool pals.

You're and rex si rex mag show siya tonight, december seven ngayon eh.

Akin breaking na rin.

Yes.

So there's like it for test drive.

Actually na test drive na namin okay pero the real show.

Normal show normal we're going off road.

Yan you are thanks.

Tonight and honor.

Father and son?

Because ah si nono nga.

Malupit.

Like lebron and bonnie?

Right.

Yang.

Ito si rex and rexy.

And i will be sure that i will score only two points, ba.

Wow.

Tsaka si robert.

And you'll be councilor.

And mary, mike.

Josman, congressman.

Nice and then jibby yes, you also be with the showtimes.

Saya, so i'll be hosting ah, it's always nice hosting rex because ang maganda is that you always get the fresh faces to watch the comedy manila show and right is around tsaka yung mga direct eh yung mga.

Ano, it's nice, i don't care.

Have you met ah?

Roger, oh, yeah, of course we've.

Ano yan anim na buwan lang sa tiyan.

Yan ano.

Ganda.

Nya nga para.

Alam mo di pala naintindihan pero na rin niya anim na buwan tapos nakita ka.

Niya so we understood.

You know what i like about rex?

Filipino nakakaintindi sa isang rex is ah eh di yung kay roger nagkasama kami dahil tayo yung anong media night ng brick wall diggy again ikaw din nagbinyag you actually ah you are the god father of all of the.

Venues baby.

Yes, so that means that, you know, by christmas, you'll give us money.

Kasi yung kanino red unblock.

Hay ninong nahulog.

So.

What i am the the that media night in brick wall was very insightful and i learned a lot about rex.

Wow.

Remember the first committee you saw?

On stage first one, the very first one i saw at ah ah science fiction comic book convention, you know, and then you know it's weird.

And rick overton, you'll see him in like a star wars movies you.

It's a theater, just a cross the day and um, so was rick overton and robin williams, and they did it too hours set, they promise everyone we're gonna be on stage but promises, put your phones away, turn them off and put them away.

And you could witness true genius to master improve.

So they do a committee, they were, ah, two committees on stage or one hour.

Each two together team up and they were just grabbing ideas from the audience.

Will okay.

Yeah, he's still round.

Belt.

Bago.

Ka, that's robin williams.

Oo, did you ever get to meet robie?

Backstage was a show i was on i was on earlier that night.

You, what's your first encounter?

Hello, sir.

How young were you at this?

Time i'm in, i'm still in my probably early thirties.

Pampanga kapampangan.

Yata and so he say, he shared some tagalog with my man, oh yeah.

Ah okay.

Cause?

While he is home, not filming anything, so yeah, it's great to get to meet my hero.

And ah, you've mentioned that, ah, you're a filipino.

Ay them of them.

This is a very interesting because in the media night.

Only person who identified himself.

Philippina.

He is saying to the crowd that he is filipino.

The asian asian american really?

What do they do that?

Because they want to be accepted, you know, they want to cross over and be ah hollywood friendly l a friendly, uh, asian american cool, yeah, that's like chinese, right?

Fellow, asian american comics who are, you know there they they its like one blend only you know to you put filipino on there will never stand out, you know, because we're always gonna be like, always fighting for whatever is left over man, so i just said, you know, in the beginning, i just be filipino.

So immigration mong gawin yan ano ka?

Asia asian.

Asian.

Businessman asian american denied denied back of the line.

At sa pilipino ano ang gusto mo?

Pa batanes and dasmariñas, cavite.

Si palace from palapala by the.

Way palapala.

Ah, i'm gonna try.

Him know ang ganda kasi is being batangenyo part batangenyo.

Po kasi i'm just.

Stuck did you si james nag ah host ng kasal ng vice mayor ng lipa?

Yan who nandito ngayon the bride is from lipa and his father is the vice.

Mayor.

Her father?

Yes, father is dark vader, you know?

Do it by vice mayor.

Let's do it and there it mount malarayat ah resort or something golf golf resort.

How was the and how was the acceptance of the crowd?

Decades ago.

Like sino bang sikat na pinoy dun sa america?

That time at that time that was out being filipino nobody.

Wala eh kahit si lou diamond phillips no parang mexican eh mexican roll siya.

Rub snider oo no, you found out later he was filipino with the most was.

Clear adam sandler movies mo na bakit daw yung?

But still, so that's all they give you like, really?

Pero ngayon di ba?

Now, now everyone knows the.

Philippines klase suporta ng pilipino sa online eh di ba pag sinabi mo lang na uy pilipino?

Pinoise alam mo yon the pinoys.

B noise.

Ka papansinin mo yung mga ibang mga content creator will go and each ano the filipino food kasi ibang klase yung ano yung papanoorin talaga ng pinapanood talaga ng pilipino.

O naka contribute.

Yan.

Marami many pacquiao popularity manny pacquiao and then the leads her journey si.

Arnel siguro mas umingay ngayon dahil sa internet kasi dati pa kahit yung yaya ni madonna bao michael jackson pilipino nung aabot dito eh sabi niya oo pilipinong yaya naman mga sine celebrate namin sa bahay, celebrate namin sa bahay yun.

Parang ganun.

Ay hindi yaya ni michael jackson ay hindi michael jackson yata.

Na muna yung nagpapasok ng mga bata.

Oo wash your hand wash your hands.

How was your pipi?

Kaya close your eyes close, close your eyes.

And gives the briefing.

Just and just enjoy happy.

Good daddy and also boost crime stop crying most crys who is the one cry cry?

Yes rems.

Another thing that made filipinos famous is the one who murdered johnny versus.

Wow.

Enjoy ko na.

No pinoy sya yes.

For sachie on the floor.

I.

Hope that.

First day sino marso sa.

Looks like ako sa piracy.

Versace on the.

Floor to kunanan di barberia.

Maganda nga ang galing nung naisip ni ryan rems.

Kasi natanong ba kung bakit bakit niya pinatay si bersatche?

I think it was a circle.

Hindi he was.

Relasyong masela.

Hindi ah itong was a male hooker and prostitute and he couldn't get enough money from the bakal.

He wanted fame oo, so he took the fame.

From pero ang galing.

Congrats.

Ang ganda ng connection na yun.

Oo, what's your take rex on a the over saturation now of being a filipino.

Ha.

Is that kind of annoying now?

I can be it can be like too much pinoy this pinoy that oh i love movie yan.

If.

I will be the one who's saying i live.

Yeah, but men were running out, and if we run out, man, you get the god of ube will appear si si thanos.

Ube test.

Ikaw?

Ah dance who made me?

Sayo na tanos pakagat.

Naman.

And you know he lives there and sagada you see the.

Last and.

The end credits of avengers ka sagad.

The biggest filipino thing in the u s, right?

Now who is ube ube o god yeah men trader joes oh god and then you taste it taste like crab.

Color purple.

No, this is you bb.

So the case is really far.

From the farm its bad.

Yeah, by the way trader joes kung gusto niyo mag sponsor kami trainer.

Jose, we will really.

Niyang.

Dito siya nag stay sa pilipinas.

Iba is growing.

Isa isa he is being protected by the pink sisters.

To.

Dance roommates na ube.

Do you see yourself being like tanos and ah, retiring heroes staying good lagi.

Kong, why not?

Ibig sabihin o f w si tanos oh.

Dito.

Wala syang pinagkaiba nun sa mga puti sa angeles.

Pero nag re retiro ba talaga ang stand up comment?

Ever.

Unless you get sick?

Or no, you never retire.

It's so fun, you know, really, i just.

Want you nasabi nung yaya ni michael jackson.

Pag you do your mic check mic, check test is one two test takes one to me.

Pero mukha ano you been doing this?

How are you?

Years.

Thirty five.

Thirty seven hindi ko.

Rin, thirty five years.

Thirty five pala tayo.

Oo nga thirty seven so ibig sabihin niyo nung nag start si rex two years old lang kayo.

Old ayan kasi di ba eleven and i started when i was seven so.

But you're living now in ah or a good portland, oregon, but it's it's not the center of entertainment in.

The dance yan because you can be normal.

It's they've chapel also.

In now he's.

In, ohio of farm.

House, yeah, yeah, so he's leaving more.

Miniano attraction hobby mo doon sa oo ikaw and what do you?

Do like the weekend of a technical shooting, you know, going to the woods and just set up targets.

Black people.

Know if you can find them yes sa gabi ba yes week we call them, we call them the or the portland trail blazers.

So alam mo rex babalik ka pa ng u s kami hindi.

Anong anong gamit mo na for practical?

Shooting drax that's always indestructible ah smith and wesson m.

Peace yung pinakaluma na baril meron ka like do you?

Do the six, four, two to six.

World.

Will guns?

Don't don't, don't listen to.

What i said no, i just like, ah, yeah, tactical shooting, moving, moving.

Parehas kayo ng hubby ni andrew cunanan pa.

Na.

Hello.

Hindi, what's shooting games?

May sira ulo ka.

I shoot other bolet.

Have you tried the local ay?

You're poltics, no politics, your paltik.

Ano ah, the politics have.

Good stuff men local.

Do you do when you are here?

You get the good stuff here.

Very interesting.

We so it's a, it's always your part of my, my history of march martial arts.

Arts, so these are things that we don't know about this.

Than if you guys guys got free time, i'll take out to the woods, shut up targets and will bring good.

Shoes, shoes air.

Malls airmax.

My friend magsaysay high school.

Patay ka ron.

Parang feeling ko mapapatay agad yung ano doon kasi papaba lamang papalag.

Yung mga.

May sumpak dun pa lang sa terminal ng tricycle.

Patay na yung.

Floater dun malamang aabangan siya sa labas ng school.

Guys, do you do you hunt, by the way, ho?

Just people noh chicken.

Employers, how many shots to kilan?

Elf elf depends on the ground and how close you are, so if you can get a good heart shot from the side with the seven, six, two, you know round ah that that's good enough.

And the help is edible.

Oh, yeah, well, they're like, big, dear, you know, venice in ah, yeah, so i mean, the first one, you kill him.

You can try day of the cut, the everything.

So what do you feel when you watch bumby?

Am hungry.

Well, eating the dear.

It's like watching hero the movie babe, yeah, men forget to you.

Ilang bagnet i'm quite lamaze that you still have a the filipino references are still updated.

Family j c with all the.

Filipinos in two cups of every morning.

So reply is the filipino.

And then i changed to bigger tsinelas because of the gown.

Namumublema ako nito malapit na yung mga christmas party tapos ang mga natoka pa sakin na gift something cool saka something useful cychie.

Cool stick.

Pool at useful ba yan?

Oo ba something.

Meron din ako.

Niyan.

Kailangan ko rin ng ano eh sa office namin ay wala na pala akong work.

Pasok pa rin yung titi dyan.

Pasok pa rin lang tayo.

Chick dual.

Po ito sa akin eucalyptus.

Sa.

Buong.

Buhay ng monito monita ikaw na lang nabunot na something dual.

Alam ko na.

At or.

Or cychie.

Lilipstick meron na syang liniment and meron pa siyang hit hater.

Tsaka pwede rin syang something long.

Something.

Pasok sa puwet.

Cychie tay tay choose tyche cool stick tychicus.

Stick totoo.

Comes in lavender scent, and you call it to set.

Kapag pag.

Ayan na.

So you know, when i think i told jimmy this a long time ago, but yeah, my first influence is here, we're legendary comedians, you know the whole cast of.

Champoy sina noel trinidad.

Yeah, he came to my last show and the music museum.

So yeah, i was hooked.

Nung naging comedian ka.

Cathy, he was shocked to really yes.

Like the elk.

I like what you're wearing?

They remember the first time he saw you on stage, and then.

What did you tell you?

You that did the miss?

A director writer, oh my god, so yeah, we went almost similar paths, but joel went to theater, he is in new york, noh, then me, i would stand up, they didn't expect me.

But, i mean, there really was when i go si michelle dez one woman show that was stand up menstrual you scripted.

Hybrid and ah me a lot of music, so there was nice to to be growing up with all of that.

And i like, what do you use to stole the reporters?

Pareho siya ng ano pareho siya ng.

Nag give up sa kalangitan na sir.

Kaya mo yan.

Si si roger na kasi ang hindi mo maintindihan.

Cite in english sabihin mo kasi yung philippine stand up comedy unique sya.

Di ba lahat na ito na eto?

Na eto na.

The different between the tap here in the philippines, and.

Mali.

Go like the.

It's a, i think every, every culture around the world, once they adopt the format, they're going to put their own unique flavor and inside, so something there are only only your audience here nearby will get, and that's fine.

It's still stand up, you know, ah.

You don't have to.

Yeah, i mean like like i said, ah, you know, you guys have your own arrange.

Ah um temple changes when you have to switch to english english is very limited, you know compared to tagalog really tagalogis go straight to the point and you keep moving fast but with english sometimes.

Part, there are certain words that are more impactful when it's tagalog.

Oh yeah yeah.

If you use tagalog and your jokes.

Yeah, yeah, that's why.

Ngongo ngongo.

Yeah, what's wrong with english, by the way?

Ah.

Well abort.

Cleft palette.

Or what are the.

Wingers.

I know, i think you're there was a time that i would call it speech impediment, something like that.

But that includes lips.

Yeah, yeah, just something, anything and that.

It doesn't matter, you know, as long as we get you.

Though, and the word itself is funny already.

Ngongo, it's beautiful.

Bingot.

Dito siguro sa pilipinas sa pilipinas lang na imbento yung ano ngongo na we're malamang no.

Ah.

Dahil dun sa kung paano pino pronounce yung mga.

Non governmental organization.

Your charity times to.

Guys ko.

It's a cool worker.

Sa ano sa google kung ano yung ngongo ito?

Roger.

Ang gago yan.

Kaya pala hindi sumikat si roger.

More.

You boys are so wong hell.

Ikaw magtanong rogel.

Welden hiya kaya.

Di kasi engineer.

Tanong mo ba?

Magtatanong si roger.

Ah sinong pinakagwapong?

Proje.

Dami lang talagang ginawa mo yun.

Ka.

Pa walang ibig sabihin yan ako yung pinaka gwapong muna sa kanila.

Ito dahil dahil si roj na yung ano yung ah nasa hot seat kasi sa ating lima o sa atin dito si roger first time na napanood si rex live noh ah kamusta naman yung nakasama mo si rex kasi isa din yan sa mga masasayang araw natin as comedians yung nakasama natin na share natin yung stage with rex ikaw kamusta naman nung?

Ayoko lang ipahalata pero parang token noon kasi nung f b c pa kami pa lang napakinggan.

Na natin si ano.

And then na nakwento namin before.

Then.

Yun finally na non partisan paano finland p g nakababangon di ba?

Din na barado.

Oo.

Alam mo nangongo ka nag braces ka pa.

It's like your mouth is in boundary.

Oo.

Nanggaling kay rexy ang bondage mouth so.

Pareho ang pananaw ko.

Kaya binabawi niya ata sinabi niya sayo.

Yan ang gusto nya.

Edad yan lagi anymore i.

Meet this like a barricade.

But it's true, no, we always remember our first good.

Right, so.

Naku mga ten years ago ata ako nakapag open ako sa kanya dun sa paranaque.

Sobrang what was that venue bag seas.

Hindi no ano.

Yun, i think we did nineteen east.

Ikaw?

Yeah pangalan nung nagsara.

Na yung oo ano yun eh ba bar yun ng isang member ng rivermaya alam ko.

Eh.

Sa celebs.

Sa paranaque um.

Um.

Kaya hindi tao once lang tayo nag show.

Don.

Paranaque.

Kasi banana que.

Favorite city to perform to when in manila city oo oo and doesn't matter.

I think the.

Ah so dapat talagang magawa natin yung.

If there's a new, if there's a new, if there's a new crowd waiting for you to show up, that's gonna be the fun one that's always gonna be, and there's gonna be more and more of those, so look forward to.

But yeah, you know, sometimes the you know for good comic when i follow my favorite comics, i wanna hear the best jokes, you know, even though they're like fifteen years old, i still wanna hear them because they're coming out of you.

No, that's the good thing about stand up man you can, sometimes they won't let you retire some jokes.

Tumba si roger di ba sobrang fan ng s b c pa?

Kayo ni retire yan ng parents niyo binaon sa lupa.

So, yeah, i retired it that i brought it back and made it even more fun.

To do did you?

Should it.

Here oo kasi napansin ko lang ha.

Then to be able to see you do.

Social manila.

Oo wala.

Oo hindi pa tapos.

Hindi pa luto.

Nga.

Actually as my mom and friends with say, hindi pollution.

Parang hello.

Yeah, you mentioned that?

The interview interview o like yung mga pilipino na hindi nakakaintindi ng tagalog or nakapagset hindi parang sabi sabi ni rex kung kaya ng magtagalog kaya mo rin.

Stupid like i'm filipino american, you know they did speak title, get home shut up.

Oo nga.

Tapos galit na galit tayo pag merong non filipino.

Na.

Nagsasabi ng mabuhay.

Ah or come the.

Pero what i like about rex ah nanonood siya nung mga comedians bago siya eh tumatawa siya naiintindihan niya kahit tagalog yun wala tayong ina adjust doon for rex or whatever talagang pine perform natin kung pano natin talaga pine perform yung jokes eh naiintindihan niya pati yung mga references.

Yeah yeah yeah talaga you guys bring it to different different levels, different angles.

Ah, i i'm gonna put a spell and hopefully it's gonna happen locally.

Wish.

Granted, are you asking for a friend?

So we are asking you to say baby.

Happy.

How was how was ah the scene back in two thousand.

Two, oh, god, i was.

I saw that with bayani agbayani.

Something but men stupid question, how come you don't wear a dress in your comedy?

So that was part of two thousand.

It's magandang tanghali bayan.

Yes okay.

Ah, did you do the otso otso?

Ah maybe.

Di ba nakwento mo lex yung poster mo?

I don't know.

I think there's a story na parang had to put ah a bit of make up.

Drug.

Yun yung sikat nun.

Well, you know, that's a that was, that's the comedians of the day back then, but now.

Who opened for you?

Nobody.

Yeah, because you know, yes, no, no, it was supposed to be like an hour fifteen at the most.

Know.

This is the first time since stand up life and have been looking forward to the show, was sold it out and ah, so i have with three hours show.

M.

Bibigyan.

What school was that?

U p u p yes ganda we should do you guys play there, you know how big that is?

This smell, the wood, the old wood of the.

I can smell the dead people of the past past revolutionaries who are missed when we did when we did the students.

With the comedy manila university to we did the u.

P.

And we did the room to go, so we had to sell tickets by doing rom to go and introduce the the stand up per classroom.

Now now they, don't you?

Run to now we just say comedy manila.

Will day check out episode whatever.

And that's why we're so happy we did back to back d l s u shows for their lip.

Salle because, you know, back in the states, a lot of us comics who are especially older comics, we don't get anymore university bookings.

You'll get booked, but for other now we have to.

Here are given a little bit of freedom to do the jokes that we want, which is nice.

He also, it's all about instant democracy, you know?

College students in the us now are difficult.

Right, yes, some of the campus over politicize and i get it.

It's gonna be funny.

Alright, i hope so well if you could laugh and cry at the same time.

Just like the kids and michael jackson.

Para scope.

Luna.

World joke good oras.

Ko in the mira.

Welcome to oras ka up to the world.

Gemini lumaki ang nawawala mong kapatid sa piling ng mga badjao.

Oo.

Least napabuti sya di ba?

Virgo.

Sa gitar rius dahan dahan kayong gumalaw sa selda para hindi magising ang inyong mayor na namumuhi.

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And that i can't wait to get that hair transplant.

We could never covid, right?

Gusto daw.

Ang head gear mo brief.

Wow.

Shout out sa ating mga patriota dyan attorney mary joy aquino, raymar peña, mark reyes, archie estigoy at least miguel haines, joe christian, neil allen madera, gabriel gringo canalita ito joel santos j lugar na shell delos santos francis miguel ramos jose raymond bagain crease michelle ishia miguel villena jakolero john paul carolino at si leander bernido.

Junior at sa lahat po ng mga nakapanood ng show ni rex dito sa manila ipost nyo naman sa f b group.

Rex ano yung next?

Year next year for sure yan for sure.

We plan out more shows.

We will bring ah shit load of ube back to the.

U, i will bring it back here.

Yung trader joes.

They stolen children of the ube guys.

Yon from arnold abejo pamura ng greet next recording boss nung g b si harold abejo.

Harold ah beho happy birthday.

Hindi pa pala tapos yung center sa newly welcome pala lord cromwell inis si abrigo, lord crome lenicio abrigo.

Congratulations to the newly weds.

Lord cromwell and isa.

Abrigo from christopher enario pamura naman po vivian.

Michael kumusta bumangon ka na aking inakay?

Mong maganda yung vietnam eh no talagang vietcong betong ikaw si beth nung.

Sabihin mo yan sa veteran.

Ako si beth nung.

Sakto may p t s d.

Sayo putang agad nating.

Ganon oo tang ina mo patricia pallera from sharmaine mejorada pakibati ng maligayang kaarawan si radio mar miguel na may kasamang pinakamalutong na mura.

Berday putang inamo.

Happy.

Birthday po kay napigilan james ng happy fifth wedding anniversary sa asawa ko anna mendoza.

Magandang mendoza.

Merry christmas po mga sir.

Utang ina mo aloha grade.

Teka lang pamura natin ang kay jek aloha.

Rin ang linaw linaw.

Mike natin maayos naman gusto.

Kong marinig si rex magsalita ng putang ina mo.

Hoy putangina mo.

Thank you x you thank you.

Thank you so much ex and for stand up comedy shows.

Please visit w w w dot com ending manila dot p h.

Wow now.