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wala na wala

na ang guest natin walang iba ang pagbabalik ng paborito nating filipino canadian comedian na si ron joson troll joy

understood that one i know i know well i know nouns and that's it no verb no education and peace it together

i'm connecting you with jokoy just to boost the sales of your show

my writers or better

cause i'm the right here

oo shots fired ah

ano it's okay

so you know when your half filipino you blame the other side when you do shit rome the white side

that's the spirit

that so so but ah go on how long have you been doing ah you have worked with joko i i see ah gotum video na

i've work you i've been doing for thirty years thirty years just my thirtieth year ah so no nineteen ninety five yeah my first time on stage buff still good booth but i work with joke ko i used to open for with him with mat rife ah ten years ago both of us were the opener joe coy ten years ago not right

sa life is it true that ma tripe has a plastic surgery

no he's not really hot really yeah

that's face ever since

maybe that's eleven years

i was born that way like perfect

remember remember the spongebob episode where is good word became really good looking he looks like mother

but ah

most not was

not that was

the instructions to the plastic surgeon

it was really sya that was a shocking information actually the one that's actually shock is j p bustillo

meron pa rin

pamura sa tropa ko na si justin turgo na financially challenge top being poor

kaya't mo ano can we give ronda the honor of ah doing the pamura because he is financially challenged can you say ah a filipino your favorite pilipinong cars

worth justine torno

justine just direct it to

justice one my mom used to always very busy at like the

bolsyet

nag bullshit but

we said yes bwisit it's a king moron ugly person

sobrang

solid me i love

you not your we i am not your mother

i adopted you my god you thank you for inviting me to the happiest

day of our

life

hindi it's a

it's a your mental

this is the adoption review

here's your new mom your black ayan we use to open for him and ah joke ko used to tell mat rife never to do jokes to always rift to always talk about

ah because his name is

right the same is

because i thought it was smooth rip you

improving

then what do you keep calling now is joselle jakol

jakol ron jacol ron jacob he um made him riff because he was not a good writer so he said stop her running bro just right the whole time so he always right that's why he that's all he does

is that is it an insult at first

it's an insult or

if no to but rife some side you're trying to like i roll ten jobs to know don't worry stop

there he is working for joe so josel if you work for joe it's like you're army is that don't do this don't do this do this year no filipino nobody says filipino and then you like and then you do it anyways yes then next time non stop i'm the most filipino and of everyone

based on his skin tone

yes cause he has no pigment

how was how was a i'm sorry we're going to talk about joke how was joke after the golden globes in the community of the filipino

comedies combodia

wait if he's cambodian he will sound like this the first joke joke

joke how was a joke slow

mamaya kamama writer

this is the most racy show you'll be in we do all accidents

yeah what the

course like a no after after the golden globes how was the filipino

commission and who opens for him was saying he's really upset ah cried cried a lot who we crime

you said that he he does cry a lot

he cries was happy said and gay it's all three no

na disguise so happy to hear that

he he was very sad he said that ah i was telling everybody when he was already well all

he made it to go go go go dio

thirty five years trying to make it a halloween finally in hollywood electrocuted there's a price ngayon i don't wanna go back it made a lot of people to i even wanna host any show for the rest of my life because that was the scariest scary did you watch it your mouth get dry

i ah my name god dry cold

it's like there's a ghost apa region no but you feel for him especially they when we do corporate shows that's how it

is the hardest corporated how do you make people laugh that book you you know i can perform in front of you guys know you i boom you can you will never book me so now it's hard for him to probably get into hollywood lead roles not impossible but golden globes the biggest thing you can do as a host or if you bomb that the holy week people will not want to have you lead roles for now

yeah for this but a lot of people are ah saying that jokoy is already being talked about so it's a win still a win for him

imagine you don't know who he is and then you see that would you go to his

show

that's a good for

you made but chances are you may not amend your offend you see that you may not go back to you so it's it wins when it comes to the talk but i don't know if its winning when it comes to getting to hollywood or getting extra people to the show everybody knows you but still with hitler i'm joking

ah it's okay we love her

birthday

shows actually ryan ryan na kami sa upset because he is he always gets to say hitler

ah in an

episode so i always say ah hitler four twenty it's his birthday april

twenty this is birthday april twenty

reason to celebrate

i hope when hitler is still alive we can guess this show

pwede ka mouth

yes because this is the only show in the philippines that supports the nutty propaganda

tulfo this is the first time i won his loss for words

this is shark shark comely and it's best

we edit it out with

if the if that did not work we will just invite him to the dating game

who wouldn't want me or joke ko oh my god you know how many non juice people would get a lot of people love you know hiller had an a nice fade you here i look at them like nice paid him and kim jong un

you have the same barber

same body same barber musta

barber isang line guys

dennis rodman dennis

rodman is a blog but so nice no let's go back there so nice that ron or you get to visit the philippines again i think you are you going to be visiting every year

noh every year for the rest of my life you know it's hard for me to go back home because when i'm here just just ah my everybody just the food is only reason why everytime i hear twenty pounds easy pick up to sick

up you lost weight aids listen

or just the tip i ayan

you believe you just the tip no

it's just

the age

i i i don't remember why i lost weight i think it's because when you keep traveling you can't get fat if you're at home you can if i'm out i don't what if i stay home in a city two weeks twenty pounds easy

where did you come from prior to the philippines

why

that's why you got your band aid in your

face and dapat your face i got knocked out

wow why who joke post

ko

ha in the future because of this no um i was walking to the community store and a dog or on the floor jump on me i will like this and i trip over ah a curve oh boom out and this is how asshole people are people walk over me they don't even how will

watch i hope he's on tiktok

it is it is one like

it's not worth it

no

so you were in a are you did you still go to the comedy store

after i'm i work regularly laugh factory improve

and after the after the fall of this one they still perform

so i was out called walk up just walk and it's just one minute and my friends like run your next i go i just got knocked out what run jason straight i don't remember nothing i get off the stage standing ovation i don't know but i'm here now maybe two people standing but my friend erica roads so like run you got knocked out and i said yeah emily you should see what happens like emily and she was like how do you know i got you said it on stage that's why were all laughing i didn't remember

he was that bad

i was i never been locked up before we try you when i walk up ah i talk to my friend and you know when you talk into a fan that's what i'd like brown um like what's wrong with you and i look around the world every walks slow motion because i'm i'm knockdown i said what's wrong with the world every stupid right now but i'm the stupid one cause my brain wasn't function and then i drove home

but your instinct was to do comedy

my instinct was to do comedy so i i lift on mi nock out for the first minute and then i did my act and i asked my friend erica how did you she goes it was perfect i wasn't even thinking that's second nature that's a what's called when you're thinking

it's a muscle memory

so the next day you try to knock yourself out again

on twenty seventeen and one has a dog at so bumili ko yung dog and the curve and of course okay

did you check maybe you are a ghost now

you might be the guy from a six sense

that's why you have a tail on your

that's why your name is called it's not from joko is performance

is sixteen

for all the our stupidly nurse of their for all our stupid listeners out there what is the comedy store what is the comedy

store o comedy store is the first comedy club open nineteen sixty two in los

angeles like linggu where we

the first chinese

restaurant nineteen

fifty

so that's the original comedy club that was open in los angeles in new york's comedy seller nineteen seventy two so this one is nineteen sixty eight

and who are the comedians perform of performance

then name the biggest comic that's why they

practice dolphy

dolphy porket blue him and written in burly same they have a you know you chapel chris ross si k sir silver mine you know everybody everybody

and your regularly performing

there so when i the seller is even more for practicing for stars laugh factory store is for you to do the best you can so in the seller i got paster during the pandemic they said audition i did the audition the lady since she was eighteen she's working here is eighteen eighty

two so she is seen all the

this past christ rock she passed the bell she pass any murphy she goes never seen the filipino before i go you don't know jokoy he's like he doesn't look filipino i thank you no joke and you choose i go do you have my email no find it how do you feel i think i'm gonna cry do that outside because tomorrow come it six o'clock will see who you go after first time next day i went after series of serious ah and i'm she's not she's just practicing so it's easy then she's like okay good next show

romano a little harder then she was like okay next week jim norden did not follow not followed her nose was teaching them to join us now dating a trends and top vote how to suck a ten you can

ryan rems how do you follow ako median that teaches me po how to suck at translet

what

of all the committed see in the philippines i think kaya ngayon will be able to follow him so gym northern we're just context gym gordon is dating a trans trans and so he's bit is about

how how how different it is today trends compared to others

okay i thought you said

ah and you wanna say it i

love so she's an auto bot

to

to to to to kahulugan okay we don't wanna get cancelled

and now role is performing here in the

philippines

what a treat what a treat

what a

good to go after him it's hard

because talk about how to suck ron stick

no you you're working in the comedy store and the comedy seller where the great comedians have been ah performing and then you will be performing here in manila how how how

kaya mo yan sige

pasok mo yun kaboto

how does it feel ron josel that you are performing back in your home land

wow tito boy

let's do this like a rappler

interview every stage is amazing for me cause now i decide where i play before i have to play everything now i decide and that's why it's fun if you decide where to play feels more better than forced to play where you don't wanna play

all is there a place where you where you're the like what place is like you're forced to play it and then it's like doesn't feel good after

so if i play down south so last

down out is like this

is the rate was raised this place i cannot do i used to be able to play racist places and say i'll do whatever it takes to make them laugh but that's telling myself too because that's not true if i tell if i love my material it doesn't matter who the fuck daw yung sis i will do it no matter what so the last time i was there was one month ago i got they were they didn't like i said what's wrong with you the front row after thirty minutes not one lash i don't like your face i go while its ugly

yeah but when i don't like the color the shape the eyes i go then why don't you leave she says cause that would be rude i could no it's more good than you stay here and she was like no we're still their hospitality we have to be kind i go your hospital you're still in hospitality is there because it balances your racism you can open the door and say here you go chink cause that's racist but they're nice to balance it so i said one of you leave okay as long as is whether you believe me i'm happy

if you leave six table stand up leaf

and they were all pilipinos

ang ludy why you joining them i hate your face daddy

my uncle

soul

we all like your face

yung change your nose

is yung nickname nya si rod rudy rudy

so the last show sa re i went up and i said i'm not i'm done so i left i didn't even finish the second show i said to the i told the owner the reason why i left the owner talk behind my back she's like why is he was talking about asian stuff

you why you talking about asian

staff like the process of the asian this asian there all my black committed and friends you know the owner talk shit about you is that what so i called her

why do it why why did it sound like a mexican why did you sound like a mexican mexican that was a black

because he's mexican

no block mexican

lot of blood

pilipino uy sir ordo ardor man in comedy man nila

yung story

and so i i just left i say i can't i can't perform for a place doesn't respect me that that's it anyway it comes down the way we have to perform to people that respect us because it's stock home syndrome if it's not why would you wanna perform for people that don't like you they're a monkey at that warn right yeah

like the golden globes

ganun ba

i will i said no because chris rock called called joke ko it said did not to do it cris roque said don't do it cause it's gonna take you six months to do that type of material but joseph na i can do it you know what

i blame the writers

could you would you say yes to that

six hundred that's why i have to yeah

ten days i would say no even though that could

like the whole world will watch you

watch you kill or mom

yeah they host they let a i host

hi i a

ay that smart but we have all the dead come back to life and hosted

o hologram ano yung yung a i sa eat bulaga

ano yon a i said talaga meron pano magsalita

ano ba ah napanood mo rems

parang ano lang eh animation na south park

boses lang yung bunga ay gumagalaw bago have the worst ay ay it's the mouth is like it's just the movie and then tapos

yung itsura niya pa di ba allan k na babae

but it's really smart if they let south park host oscars or

good cartman ows hologram cartman

cause they were presenters as a cartoon remember that so people were like looking at the screen and you saw them so they could do that even ah even like

oh they're going to get this idea

even you could bring back the death

yeah like ah prior alexander the great

hosting the grammys

alexander

the favor

to read the next ah moses

moses

moses with the top

would be better you winner

na winner has threatened in stone the best actor

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saan si hitler

there

the golden rule of law hitler hitler can host na golden globe

and kim jong live his

back the one running hollywood dard the juice that will be the

best to titled olive you

that would be the

first video i thought i could all of

you you when the jokes are not working husay now i know this today gas

sem if you don't laugh look up their prince smoke okay

so so we will only be able to use ten minutes of the recording

recording i just want to

talk about hitler we cannot talk about jokoy

joe will have have german i you

know half german

i said that for your energy comes from

so so mad

his name and hitler's name really

chiz

her to be in one sentences

uy ah you're not the only pill um or fil canadian going

here i brought to my three of my friends

yes

why do you said to what i know you guys like us the other

one three of my friends yeah one is early he is a filipino comedian that started ah maybe eighteen years ago and then same time jimmy earl thirty eighteen years ago i've met both of them and ah jimmy son just our comedy is really good already is very it's twenty

four he's the one you're least like yes because he almost forgot him why day

alright ah who you want first

you're like their mamasan

yes

you're like the

your mom

rolling the

ah ten percent

so you show us your first one

is your first one mama ron

who i like um okay ah you jimmy earl

can you sound like a gay

ang like a gay

like this

how do you do that

you can do it in

very natural for james to do

it im a gay pimp

yeah

is there such

all pims are gay

i don't know how to do the

game the philippines i just need produce them

one by one or all just want to time okay one by one okay so ah let me bring g m a first jimny jimmy ah i met eighteen years ago produces comedy all across the u s really big producer and ah he came first time in philippines first time ever performing

how is his cock

okay first of all hold once again joke hoy mat rife that was run i love you both adolf i love you that was ron he have a question so i was talking you guys just because i heard from j r de guzman good friend and i hear from justin rivera that you guys are the shit so i started

now he started we are back we're shit actually

no i started talking you guys here's a question what the fuck is red alright red we did video hollywood now

the

it's not that good

na

red are you being yoko owner what the fuck

were you red red has his own show so he's too big to be part of a five man ng girl group

so i thought you guys were shit i went to a dumpling city just down the street where do we

go ahead ah what's that line

fucking dog is a shit no nung yan oh

shit

what did you do in a chinese restaurant what did you do in a chinese

restaurant he was going people like taking pictures with ago j v as a g b was the shit

because as always ah i wash the dishes there

bossing jesus there

is not true or weekend make you

go to elias we're at elias

okay i'm sorry to know one is the shit where he was stopped so i don't know i think he's but red what the fuck man this is this the brotherhood

red is that is too big for us

really

sorry but jimmy speaking of ah the comedy scene in

that sorry guys the mango beer a lot

of right away or a little

run sorry your mic is not ah recording according to our ah no it with me you can we can say this mike

yeah that's the tell us the shows that you been producing back

to them let's talk about saturday g b was kind enough to put us on the show to the dogs jesus crist ryan and fucking jibby you guys are ah there are monsters i run

off ko i i

yeah no because run did the web show so he was just ah

i was just really fun watching these

guys you you actually jimmy did a one of the guest who is celebrating a birthday royce and they did the set together so jimmy was feeding him the jokes why royce was was delivering it on stage so you actually made this night it was first time to watch he was his birthday and get to perform on

stage it was it was a tough bit because usually what i do on that bit is i do raise this jokes i wish for behind them some guy from the crowd and i realized that these races jokes in america are really really bad so i help i help i held off a little bit that we could dogs

are you going to give all of the racist bids on the seventeenth on the seventeenth on tuesday theater

i'm gonna be very professional and set up run beautifully

ah how long have you guys been working together

your days and i know when it first started really yeah i started thirty years ago he started eighteen seventeen

think we there first show two thousand seven eight seven

wonder what we're was this

albert

turkey alba corky scottsdale

he use the curve is to produce a theater show and then fly committee and then and then one time that could make it then he went up and exceed and never stop doing something that's how i remember that the other could you can't show up he was like lady of

joy remember that was run lucky and should about you and it wasn't me

have you work with jokoy how how you see

okay he's a true story so it was two thousand were you at the planted it was two thousand eight at slanted comedy in brea improve and i just want up to him what an honor and he said to me one day i'll be opening for you

were still

winning said that he said that

you say that

so he's nice

nice guy he's half

german

you know

you did you give him a call you know joey he said to open for

now this is a deal about america once you hit the top of the mountain right they left to bring you down they love to tear you down and merika because then america loves a come back story

ah like rocky

yeah it is totally that's just the way it is so i think right now it's going on with joe is we're just enjoying they bring them down

you could tell us an agenda to make sure it will it went wrong for hollywood's mind because if you watched it wasn't bad bad bad but for hollywood the kim it with an agenda he died he is the worst let's destroy him yeah and it's a like a culture of attack and then the full story so i didn't mean to hurt you that bad this it come back to her

so i think you are my son and i work we open for a really big comic back in the states and he kailan can i say i can say right

cause it's not as big as joke ko

okay so we open my son and i open for carlos mancia

roque carlos

so joke hoy actually worked for open for carlos and when this whole thing happened carlos said his biggest mistake was that he acted like a fan i would like a fan instead of like jervey just don't say that you're big fan just attacked

yeah

as an equal

hindi rin care in care na so

actually in in carlos mencius words that's maybe where he went wrong right from the beginning

but it's not but that's not jokoy style right to attack

but if you're with hollywood royalty you got a just you know you're not you're not the big draw joy in your circle this is hollywood royalty so it's a little bit different in my humble opinion and i think it was important for him to adjust

i i think that you can only adjust so much because one liners still to rose somebody you kinda have to be a certain type of committee and to not give a shit about that i i stalk and rose but you guys i'll see you guys have nice rose joke we never the rose battle in his life he told me he hates rose for him to do that is putting yourself in doing something you're not good at already that's really hard and then now your first time doing it impossible it's like driving stick for the first time and

after do well your first the fact that he did it maybe he thought in some level he would well but i also thought what you said he's not a list yet let's talk about myself a bit and if i do go hit them don't apologize

oo joke that was wrong saying you're not a list i think you think you're the greatest

i think were having a debate here ah on who's team jimmy

jimmy its your first time here in in the philippines

god dantes

how is your experience so far

okay so i did my first joke i worked dogs i did this thing where i am fucking pissed off my parents because i grew up in the seventies they took away my spoon they didn't speak to galing to me up in canada they wanted me to be a canadian right off the bat and so what that did is i can't i come over here and i can't speak the language i can't really immersed myself and we've been having such my son is here with me this week and we're just having such a greatest time and we are only regret is that

we wish we could communicate efficiently and

what are the tagalog words you know now like you're

trying i know um okay so my dad used to say ay mang na berhen i don't know what i mean what if i'm mang na berhen as a

swear word the virgins

mahal na birhen virgin mary

virgin mary ay sus maryosep

yeah

it's like ah jesus mary and joseph

yes

but he never said he never said the putanginamo he just did the

province are you guys i

think there from the south like the michelle welding

this is again you came from a family of races

no not no

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misis c p maybe cebu visayas visayas si jen or

mindanao so the filipinos before my son and i came on the strip they're saying you i don't be careful where you go cause we're gonna harvest your kidney

what the fuck

only if you're going to buy the iphone new iphone you can cancel your kidneys

because it's one hundred thousand

pesos your kidney one kidney is

one still have two right

that's a good point

yeah well what will you do with the

other one liver you only have one heart

but you have to

guide gave us two kidneys to the we can sell one if we want an

iphone that's a good point if i'm like broke how much does a go

for one hundred thousand pesos it's like a roughly

ah

one thousand two thousand call your son come here son sige anak

akala her son his son how are you his son kylene a big everyone just goes crazy when they see them because he looks like one of the ah cuban super cuban superstar

place ko bar

alam mo ewan ko si paul

kokaina l kokaina blata o flow

so gail and you are half filipino you are filipino yes sir yes so what what how do you feel well people call you published ka ba in the philippines

i can't i love it like i feel like a bad ass

was the first day you what was the on your to do list when you're visiting philippines for the first time but what are the things that you guys wanted to do

bullet ibalot ibalon last one o balut

balut

yeah wag na do that

ah

there will

no

there's another one i hear is a popular activity here is mediate

boxing boxing are you going to uphold tahan

hello i don't know what is what i found out

that it's it's wow

house and

everyone will know publish ko back then for sure

we we try to throw in there

they want to go to immediate boxing

yeah is that so happening

brylns what ah can you give this because he's is the boxing

expert i i think there i think it already closed that

medium what's the reason why

you're so now we don't call that anymore it a little people little person boxing di

sabi ni remz hindi na daw nag aano nag o operate yung ano yung

media facing

kasi tinatanong ni g kung bakit daw kasi lumaki na sila

di god you mediate box yung play store because they grew a little

tougher paring the lockdown

during the lockdown they're taking cherifer and they go taller now they that's not bringing in the tourists anymore

when you for okay so he came up to me today and goes thank you so much uncle i love this place the i was so happy that these guys

eight

and walked around and we we love just walking on the streets more than the area because like ah there's nothing

yeah so

you know a dagaw but you whatever something from will happen naman

so was this the day that you expected when you visit the philippines how did you picture the philippines before when you were just in the u s do you

now i b g c i actually more like country makati makati where were we were were there yesterday and i picture like that just kind of like you know very hassle bustle

love yeah that's more fun

be honest did you think that we are a jungle

like the jungles of columbia

now i f i was that be pushing my product here for sure

that was fast he's just our july

early you're

no

i will continue it

today i just our october

all out july the sex is october comedy comedy and july twenty five

twenty five so it started last year yeah a very young committee on how how how difficult is it to start doing comedy in the us because here we were actually round seventy plus comedians right

now in the roster of he did it without his dad because his dad is really respected in sacramento so he allows ah commerce to hisse nurtures comics is a nurture commerce so it's easy really it's hard to even get that stage time when you start but his dad is always help them and all of us you

know what's the was the best tip that your dad gave you ah as a

starting

kapatid will give you age also your job is stupid na crone telling everyone here what was the the best tip that he gave you or advice in comedy

i feel like it's so many but one of them being like if you just kinda go into a show with like a fucked attitude and you don't care but you do care you do better like if you put so much pressure on yourself then you're almost too nervous to be loose on stage that was like one that really help me out no

is it hard for you to is it easy for you to be a comedian ah because he is a comedian or what is it still strict with the schooling you know because we're still filipinos because your dad is a dentist

right yeah so when i was in college i used to do music comedy like parody songs and um

that work well here also the party songs yeah

yeah so i like mentioned him like maybe i wanna like try stand up when i was in college and i wanna pursue comedy and he almost had any rism he was like freaking out but now he's kinda come around and he respects that i wanna pursue comedy

what was the first joke that made your dad laugh as a do you see him in the audience laughing when you're in performing

not really kind of black out and i'm said

ah

you

know a blur

yeah that's it come to you and say like how men

yeah

he's like you that's my joke right i like hey you're my son those are my jokes

when ah you know like parents like struck down you academics is the same way but with comedy like we should talk about your love it was more on this part or like how to make fun that your little chubby i'm like i don't think i was that chubby were you

stop hurting myself my confidence na start putting out your flaws

do you smoke weed together

true or

do you

oh ayan i smell the gandía a little

bit happy that

with with him now he he tried to wait a few times and he he can barely walk

because it's legal in the u s so for everyone listening from

you guys did and tables together oils

yeah he he want time he tried to make browny false and he just mess up the dousing and he tried to walk and i think he walked to another dimension

the audiences in canada are all high

you're hundred percent like

so how how different are is the audience if they are high on with i see it easy to make them

if they call okay so we have we have a show called the vape lounge that is twenty comedy clubs in every table it looks exactly this every table has a vaporizer and everybody gets too fee joins

free joint

and there's food on the sides only like ah you know hotdogs like fast food chicken wings you know and you're on stage even if you don't smoke you will get high from the cast for the record smoke you know when you're killing cause it's style lent and everybody is this the whole room the sound like this and then ligo tas got standing ovation it starts standing ovation but in their world it that's the highest level you cannot stand or walk with your high so you have to go and the hotbox to place

and you try to do your material yung never do it because you too high you'll start and you drift as in you drift and that's when you start killing because the audience says don't do material just be you talk about whatever you want and then you do it and then you're killing on a subconscious level that's conscious to the audience and you don't membership cause you and you don't take it so you'll never

know so it's a show for them have you how about you kyline

i've never had a high show or performing front of everyone i was hi i think would be fun now i've wanted to tribe

of it is very fun because even when you're dying you don't feel it you're like oh wow it looks like it's like a dream anyways yeah

i think your other friend here got also perform in that high place right

and the third person i brought

thank you kelen thank you guys please do watch the show again on february seventeen the two thirty this guy kailan rocket at ah we could dogs killed it like through public by it started killing everyone

is natural

with this comedy yes

yeah um and then the third person i've brought one of my closest friends of stage on stage ah he wasn't a comedian when we met but apparently ah we how do we meet again early i told you forgot open everybody this early vicente

miss ernie ernie vicente vicente where you from what province are you from here in the philippines your family

ah bulacan

bulacan

and cabanatuan

ernie we are here

oh sir apply to the audience

the kind of looks like ivan such is looking at ivan like ivan

and go i i contact with ivan

all through out later

i wanna get the best angle as well dati sayo ko

so i did how did you how did how did you and ron me

is to her burger king

really you really work at burger king

yan i was i was a manager nineteen and the big deal and ah

yes big deal

thank you was a big deal and then but ron he was on t v cause i can

yung

canada canada no one we never we never had filipinos on t v we saw run hit a show called flip

and he did he had a show ah

show

you used to host

used to host a show in canada call flip and they cancelled because we promised them to do ninety percent filipino material for to get the show from the government they looked after five years ago you don't do any filipino material

you just talk about

food and so and then i met you i then so you saw me

i saw the drive through and then i said oh you're you're wrong justice from the t v show that yeah yeah that's me and i said eh i'm the manager i can give you a discount but my discount it's only

it's true pero di ibig give him free like just a discount like like you are a far but not na not good enough for a pre pack in burger at burger

king

ituturo get

fire make six dollars na car

ka na tim but you guys sorry so

so he came came my brother said oh you're wrong just so i can give you my discount when my discount is only twenty five percent so his order was thirty dollars and twenty five percent is ano like five bucks so i said hold on the po may discount o it's actually twenty five dollars and he said oh that's it was like what i did never meet your heroes

your evil wrong

very evil but then but i have a smile and then you can tell

that then and then and then i hated them until i did stand up and then i met him later two thousand eight

so we'll see the reason why you started doing stand up who is your your your comedy heroes back then

going really

ah meron look at them blushing this blood coming out of you just tears we are open mic did you attend to in canada

yeah yucks and revelry

ka as your song in that your first time after i met you in the drive through and i saw your first time doing stand up and ah and you did well yeah and then you like or you are actually really nice and i'm like what i mean it's like you're like that's

all i told everyone oh he's actually nice guy ten years i thought he was i didn't watch this guys we got his show cancelled you know watch flip

the advice was the discounted advice

twenty five percent discount advice

did he give you advice like when you're all

of comedian all the time because he brings me on the road so it's a lot of like driving four hours

how how is it like being in the road with drone

oh the best i just sit there and he tells me what to do

you're a bitch

like it's like me in the philippines i cause because i don't know it was like yeah

ah that's wrong call you yaya kuya ernie kuya ernie kuya ernie i am i'm quite curious ah with the when you say you're on the road i always hear that a lot how is it being on the road in the us

you do that like every week you're on the

road that ah is that really on the road or are you in the plane

the road is the role is the road the sea the plane so i don't have a home i live on the road

okay ah you don't have

a i don't have all you know ferment worse unit nelle and i live in my car

really

one hundred percent i failed his footsteps i'm also homeless

i told him to

create good you looking good he

knows he was this well what i do become a real command i said quit your day job so you have nothing else a year later he said he was home

i quit i used to work at the bank very good job and i quit and then the next week i had no money and i started ah painting fences and it was like forty degrees celsius outside and i called i said you it's why did i listen to you

and here's the funny party he goes i don't wanna work outside i wanna be a background artist you get paid just a sit in the background guess what to do in the background artist outside

painting

and the best

twelve hours instead of a it's even

worse i hate show business

so how did you how did you survive like yeah i like the they had to take a

lot of work to move back to your parents also say rant and eat shopao and pizza pockets

ernie do you still have a relative here did you go to

the house in bulacan for three weeks

what problem what ah chocolates did you breed chocolates yeah

did you bring them anything

why did you broke open letter

or pam spam

proses pam sobra rome

toothpaste to the irish bring you don't even use irish spring i don't know why you

what is this the same sound like ah what your uncle in bulacan when they ah ask for package

anong package mo

hello

masarap bayaan

aw

did you open the bus and i started handing stuff to each one

thank you nga

tita then everyone is there's a name for

our

this from my anti this from anti for you

i have two blockage just just for pasalubong for them

to you treat them in max

myer

their treatment goldilucks

classes like they don't have slippers

yeah

dating anacay them sucks and then they just use the sucks

right side and side

but ah like with their any weird request to bring home here in the philippines from your relatives in bulacan what was the item that you like oo may i cannot bring the

oh alcohol

alcohol or request what what kind

of vodka

vodka

ah ano yan ah absolute or chivas did you

know that the people from

the middle from the middle of

break in i'm homeless

wow in order for you to have a money to go home to your family in bulacan he should invite the our listeners so then to your

in bulacan nyo

fashion show so i can fly home

so this is a charity show already

my bags are already i have to

run how long is the show on january on february seventeen

ah as long as jr says

no there's gonna be a run is going to be headlines so it's going to do this headlines said he will be supported by by ah the like who's jimmy kylen and then

earl and the girl

and yes alex who will also be jumping on stage ah so that there's a filipino american ah of female committee also have representing on stage so this is nice kasi this is going to be showcasing na only filipino americans but also filipino canadians and then here in manila so all of them are like ah they are doing it dying for the first time so let's welcome them and i always tell ah the cool police that there's more jokes also the same cameras joke or funnier than joke ko eh that they need to see

and ah before they get really famous and they charge five times watch watch them now siyam now okay

watch this before we buy homes

right now we're home also

working by haircuts

ivor this had cause i can't afford

their cover one tip if you're going to be living in the car what do you need for the tip not there no like what what what is something that you you need to have in the guard you going to be living in the car like

if you go for me i always have to have ah two things ah tomes

because the acidity

because i'm always right and ah advil those two save my life for everything really a cause you cause you on the road you can eat something bad you like underwood is not a good thing kasi every time you leave this is a different thing that can infect you or get sick or something though the health part is the hardest you have to keep working out and be healthy and i fifty you can't keep doing this if you're not

healthy now since you in the philippines no will give you the alternatives to thums sakit ng tiyan and ah pain reliever

just ah i will just put some ah saliba on your ah

mommy

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hi call it advil also

so you want a thumbs and advil no sopa

what do you think that

the koreans pa

oo

i stay in hotels thursday this is a sunday i always have a book hotel okay so monday tuesday wednesday i do a hotel or air been

been ah yeah yeah stupid of me to think that you are really homeless no when your travelling ah the booker will also book you hotels

and you have to have hotel food and

then some collabs also will have their own house for the

husband and house condo so in baston and like new york just in the condo the east coast always have carlos west coast always hotels yeah and you'll stay in a hotel or condo that's been around since the forties so the goal this is where leni browse

thea did you see people ah comedians right on walls

so you're comedy condo in just a picture of leni but sleeping on a bed that you can sleep on so the beds here and the picture is above the bed of leni but sleeping

and then at the age when you open your eyes leni bosis

day the coast is there

the ghost of leni and for the people who don't know leni bruce leni

boss is my back

early boots is one of the early what we're pollution nary comedians that also got he got thrown in jail he got ah after he said he was taking to jail

he was saying things that you you couldn't say even ten years ago ah you know any was teaching the audience every square word what it meant because nobody new so you watching him back if you look at it now or you here now it's not funny at all but you understands nineteen forty he saying fuck he's saying beach he's saying words they're saying today and back then if you ever said those words you could jail that's what jail

ah

so i i tried it too in nineteen ninety two nothing happened you know cause the every year it's hard to shock so what you do next year

did you right anything on that in the wall of the condos

of i said don't sleep on this dirty bad

how about his syringe

oh the surge ah i use the dropper no more no

more this to cure it because he's diabetic because he's diabetic some diabetic syringe but this diabetic it's the dropper

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