#608: Someone's Collin

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quarter and i was my room

so what will you propose to the singapore government to treat us nicely ha

after the room no

we will let you experience the experience of our kababayans

i i experienced it well

and what other

experiences your legs oh

ano ba no longer far in my face

that's not a part i call it a cut that that's a miyaw that's a

miyaw

other than that what other experiences he had in baguio this is the first time that you will

no ah this is the story

get drunk

and they and drunk but if that would that they would wasn't where the story came

out when when did this happen

oo this was ah

there were you

two days what time

yesterday yesterday yesterday january

two yesterday january two

yeah kumbaga ito yung sinasabing nagbabagang balita

wow

is this involve yun

almost kaya let's hear the story of ako ng

calling in baguio

okay we have to do a bit of backstory for the first day i arrived there was a most people sleep in afternoon so i went to walk around and i got lost on the way to the top because google maps like label or pack wrong so probably a lot people get lost there and i was on the side of the mountain i think and abel no i don't have a presidential this i won't be a

you could have all the second call it

i lolo maybe

you're me to have nine lives like that wow

teka ulo ka we know that

pableep

well i think ah did you hear the name that woman said that your government killed her

sa

daniw whoever she is a web star

just to give a back story ah coleen ah for comedian isa singapore comedian and

sumunod herbert bautista

and sumunod siya sa amin sa baguio follow the ba mag isa pumunta sya sumakay siya ng bus

you know what the bus to bus is solid north

yan so solid na

baby

b b m

lang isang bus isang bus thirty one

collin na pumunta sa baguio

bakit ikaw ganyan salita

punta baguio ako line oo

ano yun hindi hindi niyo siya kasi sinabay sa kotse kasi kasi sa maids quarter siya matutulog doon ko sa bus

hindi sumasabay ang mga wag na baka ma cancel na

because coley nasa show o last december twenty eight the day we are scheduled to go to baguio no nung and i and if na noqu was able to see that show there will be another show january six where is it

in the vault same place vault generous six greenhills is called a i'm doing our call mike chekwa

di ba ayan ah let's go back to that

later january two one time before ah so this was new december thirty first year when i went to fall walk and i got lost a friendly i went to a residential district but i was on the side of mount i can't walking down the cause is falling wrong way of google means but what i found over there was just a bunch of cat so i thought playing cats and then it was my thing because i really really enjoy

playing like pussy

yeah

yeah

so far bird

i mean that's the biggest in the story is yet to come but ah so so january second yesterday i went back because ah i i know that the cats around i know we just had nothing to do before were leaving so i went back to the same place and i hang of the cast all and um the outside of customs house like on the side of the mountain and they're always my kids you wanna come play i'm okay i'll come play this and this guy was ah bakla that's why

we don't say that anymore

we call them them broom

thank you

di maganda yan

i saw one of those them bruce ah body will school you know where they like a tie lady boys they will be thought of l g b

t they all school

hindi ako mountain homos yon

wow mountain homos

okay ha you cannot go back to the philippines anymore

where they wearing bahagi guys

io ginatungan mo pa

pasok ba yon hindi ba natin

patulan baka

pala

sa junior

naman okay what happened

so sorry i will

bleep all of these

i thought um it was pretty like ah sometimes when you travel around people

that is already thinking of the mid

ayan

hindi

clicking

how will like what is a oo

can you ambeth kami can you describe how will you do the main

nagpre predict ko na kung ano itsura ng mountain home

on mount everest okay go so it's time that the people being friendly because the sometimes you the countries that people is more friendly talk to you wanna hang out i talk to your case i was like talagang stuff like oh mag commute from singapore i was in name i think and one point they asked me to watch my facebook and i was like okay ah next time around baguio we don't show this country shows you can come next time the counting

you introduce to yourself as a comedian

yeah cause i was like they welcome house i just don't want to like keep quiet and touch you can't say the the front door so i

hold this the guy

twenty four

oh that's exactly ah i i i'm thank you re giving us a range ah but ah i think the conversation went deeper

question the favorite favorite color

i mean the i just ask how old are you and i was like yeah sorry that i got

there then

the computed something twenty four

hours compute got ah your ah your

facebook ah actually this when i tell the story i will show you the the thing is a but so i'm just there and proud this fucking face to face like the woman is and i'm just touching care

so ah meter away

and then i received a message from facebook and i was

a you read it

i am just wondering if you want some handjob

mas maganda every

well that is a very ah well just a polite question

but you say yes may i see her picture

did you say

no i will no thanks i was palit i was like no thanks

and it was just wondering

yeah so it's

with concent

yeah it was it was just one time and i went note thanks i'll be fine you know everybody you need you wanna know you got to ask right ah but they can't go you know i mean so after when no text and i was just kidding i don't like try not to be i call it was touching the cat eve afternoon i said because the cat was on me ayaw and also i didn't want to be like a judgment to i don't wanna be like to think message na ito talk and then run away and because i am one of them feel bad because

you are she was chatting you while you were there

ah yeah but then after the fuck in message is just quiet and then

award

after the note thank you re my and i came all i try to change topic oh so you have cancer

oo

puting alcohol in her

own the story goes on

so happen

i i mentioned the so you the kind of thing and two okay i'm moving on the topic just changing the subject whatever they on the way she's the guy walks back in he's like you don't like and i'm like single cause we're talking about things the message and i'm like no i'm just you for cats bad you know di ito goes back and i continue to fuck you beside me okay

how are not you will no longer there when

i was

still there is still

there all the way to the whole thing i was the last message was that two thirty i left three o'clock

okay okay this is my god

for natin thirty when

you're giving mix signals

it was such a good story

still be here mas material

or heard from staying another half an hour sorry not ten

minutes

is trying to be hard to get

to

hear the next message

actually let me read the whole conversation out so i'll stop from the first one ah i'm just wondering if you want some hand job and i was like no thanks like okay laughing face i just thought so that i can accommodate you inside my room i have lubricant for you to relax cafe

syempre

service in

love

i'm sorry it's free don't worry just a quick one and because i already have one note thanks i'm like okay maybe i need to give a notes with an excuse but no thanks i have a girlfriend hope you know what ever and then after it continues i usual it's kind of relaxing and she says a picture of fucking on the direct loop just

let me see the durex loob yeah but durex baka naman

durex yung may strawberry o yung

color blue pill ultimate lube

but if it was easy lubricant budget said yes

so if it was a blow job not a handjob who's gonna leave a cat fall hand job well

ano ano ang sabihin mo rems

maybe it's a scam that if you said yes they're gonna rub

you that's what i hope that would have been a better option that would have

happened if you're a just rub me i don't want the job

while doing a hand job with their rubbing you rubby the papisaan going like your dick

okay okay i will not stop you don't give me your money

no this is not a robbery

sound because i'm not even had no time is not

here to have

you know what color is ah keep ranting to us that the baril man is so expensive it's like two hundred pesos and then you don't get this one this is free

alam mo bitch you

alvin real pero men at the

side so i was there any chance you have said yes

i think

it's it was the code ah you know the in the philippines if you say i'll play with their cut it means hand job

and listen ko po is a no playing chinese chess is mass the wedding so it's giving yourself a hand drive

and then they stayed for another hour

actually came back the next day to play the cats

against

oo

so many mix signals coleen

is not giving up ano yung sabihin mo rems

you've never seen his face or her face

o i have a picture of his face if you want

to kill ka man homophobe siya pero tama yung pronoun niya

di

yan ba ang totoo homophobe oone tingnan mo you

describe you describe the face

kasi looks like a dragon

happy hirap na dragon

calling you save this i save her picture

ko i was i to us on instagram story of the cats and then they walked out the house and then they walk back so that's one split second with the picture and i was sending my friends in singapore because of his such a funny star aw

so i still might masterbating to

oo it was a japanese you have said yes

you are japan how many chats how many messages more to ah for you to say yes

ano yun honey and i can't message

if we kept messaging for alam mo dapat that is so awkward no you're standing face to face and your chatting

yeah but i read one message went back to the room oh

why ah is

it kaya ang beto

pakita mo kay ambeth o yan o para meron naman syang inspiration and then

ako to payag ako

san mo sayo ambet

mahuli tayo wala

drawing na to ang tanong niyan

dragon tanong ni ambeth bading ba to o di ba o may may chance no ambet ayan okay so ah

digit did she talk with the female voice of ready

ah it was a very like girly guy voice but i feel like um

it girl

girl guy girly guy pano ba early

as five who has the girl guy boys

girl non

relief girls oh you rothe you

tagal mo

di ko

maging o dahil naihi e u

ko na walang bayad syempre ikaw

po tayo naman sumabay ka sa akin galing baguio

di

road with me tumaggi to

i am back to manila

how dare you ha give hand job

na

shout today

that you i'm just wondering birth is that the voice

of a i think the gay guy ano ah i'm he was thinking you were hard to get i think there was this misconception

miscommunication i was playing had the game

yeah

yes but i don't

really much i speaking from experience there was a time na tayo afford someone had

the third time they asked he said he

like hard again

guys play

all what might have been i've

is this

is it true that you did not accept

added that's the big question

because when you

believe

you when you return to the

you have a big smile

you like you have an

a soldier s eat all the rice he

also have had an a s g when he returned

after sex dancing top and tap dancing

he had an after sex

glow

and also his parents will come on come

it's the barrel man

i wanna get some souvenirs guys

umalis naka shorts pagbalik naka pantalon

alam mo everyday colonist at telling us i'm just walking around no

oo

good morning code i'm just going to play with cats

i'll try to visit

the

good sheperd

taga i told the jamesen nonong sa partners and then they were you scare you know you are just so i was

like we were just laughing no

no i know the females came like ellies they know they will i i will scare o k but they also laughing

laughter

bastos together

the way that it was a the it that the gay person was trying to invite you was not really

attracted forceful just very awkward yeah i also i was i told them like i wasn't a free here home made me i'd like i think i can run away you know

you know when men get harassed it's always funny yeah it's always funny even even if we bleed it's still funny ah

worst thing you already

worse the equality here kayang tumakbo pag sinasalsal

ka because iba yung nga po

kasi nang matingkad na galit

para may parating kayo dyan

bata ko no para may

taon naka stretch yung pahalaga ng naka tip to

pinupulikat ako

pero i think eighty i think it was presented in a not non threatening way like if you say said no

alittle bit persistent but not first

ah it if the person actually ah sat beside already put the arms around you and said to kelan mo gago ayaw mo

i would have done the

career when

are you prefer it that way

but when they come on stronger

ayan

that was the guys from you he was a strong enough

kay adams apple books utak

tangina nung nandyan si colleen sabihin nya na i escalate nila sabi ni yung ano nung nung mountain home kasi teka talk to papa ko and he will bottom you

because for sure it

will i will anyway hand draw for sure

if you said yes to a hand job it will go further than a

but when you look at it if

we look at it

may experience but a girl who experience it ayon will not be laughing

it will be in the womens desk

willing po was the guy race

if callin is a girl that's the

girls like a cross dressing mountain home what was the girl version of a mountain homo cross

dressers mountain lesbian

mountain

less cherry mountain less with

yes

they know how to make fire

shopping

would

surviving

right yeah the cutting trees

starring

fine minutes pa lang pala yung pwede nating gamitin sa episode

the mountain home all always

sige let's

use m h let's use

image

kitang kita nyo

ganda mo pa

mountain homo del pilar

tamang tama ang

bigote noh pag nag bigote ka lang ganon ano ka h k

ito itong mountain home na to si coleen to

he always carries a spear and sisters

ano itanong

ha ay di

i think there was not one

patong patong na ang lahat pero yun nga it will it will not lead to ah it will lead to something more if you i said yes to

by the way how did you part how did you part will

the sound

palagi namang part yan

i think what two thing

cut hi try to go put

to report sya tas yung tinanong sa kanya how did you fart

di

ba

i farted to it to be parted

ways so did you say goodbye amy was it

amicable two things were at the end i think i was played the cave for so long they got bought also half they were waiting in the room with idol attempt to rape me or masturbate me to death but

what will you choose actually

please just raw me but i

gave you have you the wrong way or the right way

rub me long time

stand me in the ass oo eto ito all comes back then

ah so i think

it's the modus operandi of the cats to lure you into

i think i was bay they they did tell me because the google map was labo wrong the law of tourists come so the guy thing is a tourist trap he messed he just had

because a lot just come

this comes he

was supposed to be one of the two years that will come

and ah

and that's the master and ah the cut is the date so you

the fish

yes and you

you caught it putang inang

tong

episode

hindi tama na hilo ka muna

putang ina eto yung kape makakapagpa ano nito

tingnan nga natin

itong episode na to pang ninety eight to pag nag debuque number ninety eight

the homo guy is the master and ah the m h the m h is the master and the car is

the date so

masterbate

wow

wow organization did you use singapore math

how you analyze

way

anak

ko ulit ako kami po tayo na pinapangit mo yung libro coffee

that's how you an anal analyn

i

know

what actually the first day i went there with the guy was in there he didn't talk to me the first time i will play the case right i walked around and ah other they were two guys like our filipino guys and ah they were just talking on the radio ating spending years accounting i just play up cat

and understand what they're talking about normal eh they are talking about andito na yung ano yung singaporean dati ako yan dad ako rin

point i think it cause i'm

just girl girl

may tsinito

ika one more

labas mo na yung pusa

go para no ah so the first day i just remember because ah yesterday right but the two guys somehow they can't for a while and they just i just bakla and i was like wow that's what i know and i may i contact with these two guys and then there and i laugh of it because i know that that's the that's what i mean and then they both look at each other and look at me and i will vote for the same time like bakla and i just go like

i i follow it was so many mixing

calls for sure ayos monday will like they will try to see if you are bakla but so they say like let's say this si bakla

and then you

when you look at the miss world and then you like ah shit i told you one more time bakla and then you look at the start i like her look at the adobs apple

time you know what do they said they say in the fourth time gusto mo handa

pa

and then just smiled again

ano

i'm facial wonda all guys was the dance of the guy yeah but then i'm just like the dad is helping his son law tourist in the give hand jobs in

jesus because you pala kaya he wants to bring in a bakla also for is ah for daughter and now he found you so it's basically

sa bakla truck

i would like dad i use you his bakla luk lok lok lok lok lok daughter bakla and then you look and smile

di natin matatapos noong twenty twenty four nakaka cancer to alam

po itong episode na to hindi naman to para pagtawanan yung mga kaibigan natin na l g b t kayo wag na tayo mag eskwela ito ang

ginagawa napatay uli natin ire release to hindi

ito ano instructions to eh kung pano

hindi maloko create ng bakla

travel di hindi kung gusto nyo ng equality dapat willing din kayong mapagtawanan

pero ito ah isipin mo hindi natin nakikitaan ng ng ng thet itong sitwasyon na to ha pero kung lalaki nga tapos babae yung nag pet tapos pinasok ng lalaki yung babae in invite niya tapos minessage niya gusto mo ng hand job sabihin na babae shopping ayaw ko wala akong titi pero

di ba kunyari message

ka kung lalaki

o mag chat kayo sa babae ano girl fingering kita girl mga ginoo mo mo pa rin nilang kidlat

ayaw na singaporian

figuring kita girl

pero totoo kung babaliktarin mo yung sitwasyon di ba yung lalaking punta sa nasa tulfo na

yan kasi nga kasi although di para siguro yung logic siguro walang hindi kayang lumaban ng babae at ah situation pero si coleen din eh eh foreigner pa

oo

hindi na pilapil about this

point where you were really scared the situation

i was just use so awkward

why people were inside the room the

area with

you i ayaw mo ba dyan po tayong nasabi nya ako na sexy

yun lalo na dyan sa disclaimer ha because ah callin went to us laughing i have a story to tell you guys

got a proud pa sya

oo if he comes to us with while crying then we should the conversation

and i got a finger

yeah totoo yun parang depende dun sa ano kung paano nya trinato yung sitwasyon kung nag ano sya nagpa panic siya dun o kailangan nya ng back up syempre ganun yung maging

world that everything is ah black and white

is a i will the house is like an open daw you know those mountain health was just open daw and i'm sticking it the stay which is almost outside the house but also found the house you know i mean like yeah so i i was i can't stand up and leave the always like a bit away from me and walking into the

house like if they offered you something to drink will you drink it

no water no

you'll be fair

has wake up getting a hand

out din sa ah

but ah the first thing that we like you have lunch and i'm like i just came i was like so glad that i had lunch before it cause i would say yes i and then i if i say yes to it will be a different story altogether

you'll get married

yeah

lagi syempre let me go far more about how how we put it parang so they will just in the house and i was at the point where i was there for so long planned the cat and i think i didn't speak to them what they did went back in so when the cat kinda left like a half an hour later i just yell into the house like hey thanks for let me play up care i'm living bye you know i saw your left like that but i was still same pretty

like i prepared the loob

galing they would take

pero

nakaka know what's funny about the chat

is the bear waving like this

they set the picture they set the picture of the loob

so maybe he's brand conscious yeah

can actually like when they send a picture ah um i didn't have a lot of data on the mount like it's just in and out right so i thought the picture just send a photo so i thought it was gonna be a big you know i went back to the when we go ahead wifi in the house and i know everybody like ah like we might be seeing a day i haven't seen this photo yeah you know but i will thank god it was low i was so much better i know

he was loud and then he went straight back

how dare you assume that she has a dick

kasi

i don't know how far along the operation

wow what a nice because you're leaving the philippines

yeah next time or

next saturday so that's how you part

will we be hearing about this experience your ah our special on the sixth of january

i guess i could end the show will be kind a new yeah i'll just test it

don't worry ah they will be ah special guest your ah show

from the bell yes ang

daming all the way from the mountains

and will be watching who who out in home philippines

kupal spotted them to come down again

we will pay

so this will be an l g b t night so let's support coleen

you are very brave coleen

you are very brave

no lucky legal na lang yung nangyari katakot yung naisipin mo kung iba ang sitwasyon yung ano pwede syang patayin dun eh oo nga kasi pumasok na siya dun sa loob ng ano ng ano ng

bakura force ah ah there's no force involve

it will be awkward for we're still laughing but colonist not here

ano

like

after ito ra james di he was like its kind of funny that he send you the picture of love like that was why you wont getting the handrail we're like i was refusing because it was too dry ah so

maybe this loob the picture of the lord will change his

mind maybe i'm going to use my saliba

mga twenty fourteen yata thirteen may na rape na lalaki dun sa burnham eh take ng ano ng mga mountain ano

ang mga m a oo wow

pero di sya syempre di sya nagreklamo wala di bat ka magrereklamo eh pagtatawanan ka lang ng pulis

eh wow wow what a debi downer

ganun nga baka yun yung nagiging ano nagiging takot talaga ng mga lalaki pagkadating sa ganon yung pagtawanan lang sya

sasarilinin mo na lang yung trauma patahi mo pwet mo ganun

kita po yata lalo paki note

rems nagtatahi ka ba ng puwet

kailan yang palaliman

tapos yung pagtanggal nya ng ano

pantanggal usap ka okay na to wag mo lang

ng lima kapit niya ng sinuli

mag nangyari noong december ha but okay na yan oo boy pa eh tama na yan

hoy ikaw runong yari si jimmy nung december

bumili ako upuan

oo medyo pagod ako rate balik tayo kay coleen

napakaganda mo po na binili ko may number po ilang by support kay lambot mas magandang pag usapan

yun kaya ka banta ko rin yan

tapos ang jinajakul

ng upo

ako kasi sa lumbay support ay

ang ila may pipino mo yung ano po na picture ng

loob bumili ka ng sopa may libreng pipino

kinakabit nyo po yan sa gitna

tas yung parang lazy boy umaangat ano

oo may pipindutin lang kayo dyan dahan dahan siyang aangat bababa

pa sayo di ba mom mo yan diba may nangyari sayo

wala ng kwenta yung istorya ko matapos

nito maari mahirap ilipat oo nga ayaw palipat yung channel no pag ganun

so

magulo ko palipat mo na taga naga jajakulin daw to

pangalan nawin natin ha we condone force yung hindi

condition halos subukan mong linawin sige

kasi nga ah

basta hindi consensual ayaw natin

kaya nga naman sinabi nung ano kung nung callin was laughing when he was

nung tumatawa siya dun lang tayo natatawa if he was crying ah maybe kaya nga bes will be love

oo

but not all of us all maybe ang ayaw ng abs

just like the population na ulit eighty percent will up kaya

love love love

napapansin na lagi yung twenty percent kakaunti naman yang mga yan

kailan nyo so i bought a new chair haslam by support

how much is the

chair sa not that expensive for the benefits that is bringing my back i like this episode

it means it's going to be ah it's expensive because he is justifying it

no no no no it's not that it's

a place sponsor him

yes no no because ah i now feel the need to buy an expensive cheer because i am in that age where in furnitures are trying to kill me

how about driving driving for a very long time does it really hurt your back it hurts mine

it hurts my back and my wallet but the gasoline price but seriously i bought a chair and it's now doing miracles for my back so ah thank you ah sa chair

isang

no preso

yun yung title ng ano

no para time pusa thank you po yung charity

number support

number number yan number support

very important in life lang ba yung support

alam mo yung para tayong mga pusa na tinatabunan natin ng sand yung yung pinag

usapan natin kay jolo

ate mommy pa rin

tama let's talk about ah flowers

uh did you see the botanical garden

baguio maganda dapat tapusin to ng mga listeners kasi kasi nag iiba yung kwento

no botanical garden hindi sila botanical garden

planted by the mountain home

ikaw

tol

oo

the best na gathering

no matter no oo kuya na massage no way ayan dahil massage ayaw

maganda one with the lumbar lumbar massage

na no but sapian oo

gagawa got the one of the lotion

di nagpamasahe kami first time namin first time nating ano ma makalimutan niya na

alright okay welcome to schools

mga mike mike

eto may episode six o eight me

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