#1040 Battle of Corrupt

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We have once you for jolos, you for jolos.

You have one.

Jolos, you've get a way he corruption.

Si.

Hopefully.

Sino.

Ba.

Ang, Charles manso.

Ng Pilipino.

Si raya na ko na ba?

Yan.

Di ba si?

Lang ang.

Tiyaga na Yun ang tiyaga.

Na Lang ang hirap.

Ang ma'am.

Ang mga anak.

Ko kasi yung bleakbreak O nababa na ano?

Yung audio ba't sino na naman?

Sino na naman?

Shame huli right?

Paul ulat huli.

Huli.

After sa injection at parang ayoko na naman.

Tinamalan natin pwedeng gawin.

Yung saklago kayo.

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Mali.

Mother, mother, mother, mother, mother.

Because for while there, Jason was very ah puzzled on why you were doing that.

I'm.

Sched just ah unintro for him.

Alright.

So ah create survived that.

I don't let.

Me, I don't like my pasan tayo palan tayo na English.

No what?

No my.

To name that ah, woman, well, play it.

This Pam pem the mean anything in Malaysian the word pem them the word pem.

Them.

You, what is the how about?

You, what is the meaning of pem them?

Let me just explain the song no about doctor quak quak we call that.

Um.

OK.

So we're cramous.

Yes, so we have the well famous clear your law or Jason.

Leon I mean.

He's been traveling the world, yes and the right well, because I think on the leave now, you know, OK.

OK.

OK O this step.

And we're bra OK step even they will be anything how Jayson, no I.

Was.

Saying, you know?

Top in Malaysia in the Asia.

In the.

Asia in and he is actually showing all of us in the region how it.

Ah thank you.

The seriously you ah he is one of the best examples of how you really want to do it if you want to make it as a comedian.

Yes.

That I just saw last night in tetrino.

Yes.

Really great experience, not just but comedy but about the friendship and then using a friend and the heart felt.

Yes yes, yes.

Yes hanggang.

Hello slo so then the guy to ending because everytime we do have an English ka para sa immigration English episodes, they're having a heart time translating but for for a bit of ah ah ah you're one five person pretending na no no one libia font libia episode one.

We were with the Malaysian comedian buti no poo no chio yes, so you was doing a show here and then he was so up in to be staying in my house like you had the privilege of stay in my house and then we had them join the conversation.

So his when cheho is is a friend of my cheho and he came on the episode one fast up and yes that yes than one does four cheho's career because he is not quit.

The good.

Luck for.

Us drinks the good luck he lives in a tuumba, which is two hours from a Brisbane in Australia and the wife.

Yes.

No welcome to ulpast Jason and what your carrier go down.

It's the last.

One, one of my the best people that I've met doing comedy outside the Philippines is meeting fellow a Malaysian comedy.

It goes beyond professional relationship like with chiho.

Concern.

He was concerned about me because I've be staying a month.

Yes.

In in Melbourne and all of us dadding will just message me about pork have been no fun.

I think the Australians they cut of the Fed from the pork, and then they ship it here.

How it's.

It's coming from a malnation.

Yes.

The majority of Muslim.

Yes, so I know good pock.

I'm producing the show, OK, so we do three shows, we have a good time and we all start a commony the same time Raffy, the same time you know, so we go we go to hotel room, we are chilling, you know, debriefing after a good show and in all of us we start talking about how we get pay after corporate gigs, you know, because corporate gigs, you know there's how we pay our bills, so I say, oh I get fifty percent of run.

Fifty percent.

I just extend my hand kasi this how I get my payment, I just extend my hand.

We can if they don't give with the money what they will do.

No, so that's one.

Show and Pala.

Paggigisip.

Ko is row.

One, that's a beric attitude.

2.

Cenzol.

Ka na.

We'll tell.

You, because we do see soem things and joke about things that sometimes get us introble, that that ever happen to you as a commedian in Malaysia because you have a love in hate galailship with Malaysia.

Yeah, yeah, I mean, I love, you know, my country, but sometimes, you know, we we we we heviing travel expressing ഔs, you know, because like even.

Audience.

Will.

Go to the police to fire the police report.

OK I explaint so recently one of the comedyins in Malaysia recently like this year he may a joke Eddy show no onso she may Eddy show about the former prime ministers WiFi.

The photo is is is.

There was some of the persons for so and then.

You know what he she she is actually.

That they.

Know he is act there.

And then he's spread like, well five and then people fall police we pros the NES the Malaysian we are I guess to protest against the joke.

Hundred police.

Ripot and then and and the whoever the.

Gusto comedian.

The forma, the forma price the lady even is swing him for deformation right now you because yes, so the favourite character.

Whatever the original poster was, she posting it us to share a joke?

Or to.

Share not to put the comedian in travel, so that's the problema.

Yeah, well, now is meaning even more popular, but you know, it's is very unfortunate, so that's the thing in milation now is very hard to, you know.

Host the comedian right now.

Yes, yes yes so so his his his you made him he his his name is Harris ah heris can I yes yes, yes yes.

Yes, the God father of comedy.

You're former friend.

We are friends again.

Know, imagine to the police.

If I've this to the common technic police police, we're mweened.

You give us the background for context of the listeners what happened to rizal in the crack house comedy club in?

But yes, so this was in twenty twenty two.

Asia.

Sir nay can you?

Described the crack house.

Comed is a first flaw first flaw for shopping lot.

And then she takes off a close because she's raing the he jad that she took off the close and then she was live raing laun joury and the need but you know and then she she she she she she ablodeed the clip.

So someone else sall the clip and then abslodeed, it is saying that, you know, this is insultiing to to islaam and then it is spread like while fire.

So I went to the crack house to live, just gives a poot to risail, who is the word to the club and because I know he was, you know, in E motional distress be because of all the, you know, and I went there, and then a van pulled up and the riligious offices came ഔ with media and the cops.

What are the.

Weapons of the religious.

Officers.

Nothing.

And then we.

A.

I think so beൌs then they did not fall off one but but then the demies has been down and chreathouse shout ഔo newer to be opened again you know so it is very sead.

Yes.

Bൌas the morb then they they fൌnd ഔo ഔing ഔs the club and he is also a stand up commedian.

You know.

Why, why?

Cause is not.

Gaya for guy.

For guy.

Something we so well, I can say it and we's ask the rego looking nga I can say yeah, so because context.

For people ah craft house is the go to place for comedy in.

Malaysia.

In.

Asia.

Is a place randby a comedian, four comedy, so then.

Yeah, so then eventually.

Guess joke to joke.

At the time, at that time, you're right at the time, if the winds blue a bit differently, I could have been me, you know?

But as time goes on, you know people come in back to the shows the the the industry is to your bass, it's it's it's.

Did you avoid any topics for a while since ever since the that incident and while the incident is hot?

So that twenty twenty three I rot a show where some of the jokes were about that, so I did.

I want to do a show where if you are not for Malaysia you are not Malaysia, you can still a enjoy to a joke, you know?

Figure jokes of ഔ Malaysia because the jokes of ഔ malaysiap because the jokes of ഔh of malaysiap I've we're very fucking in milaysia but on nie in milasiyah be fucking once I go overseas it's illusias is power.

You are very critical of Malaysia.

Yes in.

The comment section yes.

Yes, yes, they don't like you when I comment about.

If you're very like, you're very harsh.

Yeah, yeah, because it's.

And you compare like here, Singapore?

Singapore.

Putting up a show in Singapore is just online.

It's it's so the people work to do a show in Malaysia.

So much one this because Jason complains to me.

Yeah.

Yeah, when he got me to the show to his show Jason and friends and he will like GB, do you know how much I have to go through to get you hear in Malaysia?

Yeah so.

Many forms.

Yeah.

So so I cook for him, I feel his now.

And then in Singapore, it just we can I do.

Meestic helper.

I became his do meestic helper.

Well in the Philippines you just have to pay one pics or two.

Yeah fixers in Malaysia.

Kasi OK, what is the fixer in the?

Philippines make the one of fixers it.

Yeah, the one that we should in front of the the government of.

An official.

Middle man.

Bell.

Sort of things.

South, we meet you outside the parking lot of the the government you.

Know someone in.

Sir like.

So that everything will be smooth transition.

But your name Jason is spelled with the wise.

No we we we have runness, they actually do.

We have we have.

Gunners also.

Runners you.

Know what runners is in the Philippines?

No.

Can you explain the the initial of runner?

Now the modern runner has his on scooter what he can now deliver.

What is the what is the job of the runner here?

What product?

Branners I.

Actually have a bet the Christmas and.

You are not a runners anymore.

Yes, this are the one that had you, the drugs that you order the runner.

OK.

That choice stranners the runners like what they hand they hand you have to.

Rider levels again of the runners of the hirarky.

The the highest ah end high end the runner the one with motorcycles.

You.

Order they evolved and as long as they don't do drugs much, they might buy their own motorcycle someday.

Progressive.

Yes, there's.

OK this podcasty running.

Yeah, so, so we have that so you guys have the.

Loungers because it is so complex, so the roundness we higher them to help smooth then the proseess but it is is compley a legal it is not.

Legal.

It is no illegal in Malaysia, I know, but it is you just you just highed them and the matit it easier they.

Are agencies.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, you know, they're just Wareing the basketball, jersy.

Right, you're.

Smoking a sigaret.

And.

It's very tempting.

Right, so do you know how much you cause to higher?

Actually just double the price of the actual.

That's a very generous of you.

Yeah.

Sometimes is three hundred, five hundred.

Depend but there when you did my show for me in Manila, you say us five thousand, so.

I use it on the runner.

Jivis they job is a pexer.

I would say no, as in wait as in improving its corruption.

Yes, you have a net mixed documentary about your corruption.

There is the one about no.

He was the fixer.

Who looks like?

You, yeah, who looks like you jolo JHO space LOW we look exactly a like down to the ഔ glashess.

So and then.

No no Najib jolo still, we don't know.

Here doing a show?

I.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm I'm.

I'm.

I've a.

A name.

Gigi Hadid, Gigi Hadid.

I think so.

I think.

Paris hjultan he was partying.

Very parting and Leonardo DiCaprio he.

Para the para the corruption money when into a production studio which may Wolf of Wall Street so Wolf of Wall Street is a movie about a conmened yes so so when they have when they all in the book raid in the the bilin oall when they when.

I had a party to celebrate the the moves Premier the moves launch, so you know wall swee is based on con men name Jordan bellfirt, so he's out of jail now, so the invited Jordan bellfirt the former to attend the party when he went to a party he saw how much money he was.

Pen and Jordan said, this is all schem money because no one spents their own money like this and he waspoll on the money cause he could the scemmer Co sne of the real scemm be hi so para the money.

Punta kayo na umo order siya Ng ano wine shampein na ten thousand US dollars yes.

Petrus.

Petrus.

Di ba anong?

Ano yung wine?

Anong Petrus nobelino ah ten thousand US dollars nobelino.

1.

Grocery, pure Golden.

One is petros.

Ah Hindi.

Wine expensive.

Shampein natin oh.

He is the one I've I've assigned in the Netflix documentary that ah, he order the ten thousand US dollar shampaign for Paddy silton.

Yeah, yeah, so so yes, so it let's how corrupt ah Malaysia ah can.

Be in terms of ah money, how much is estimated corrupted?

OK, I can me because the the the number is wait to big ah balating is it's still costing Malaysia today because we have to paid.

It's so.

Nineteen seventy two year in the Philippines, my God.

You need to catch.

Up.

In twenty years, you will be a president or.

Former Prime Minister accepting money on his son account.

In the luggage in a suitcase, one fifty suit cases full of money delivered to the houses of the politician people involved.

And we use military officers.

To deliver to deliver of course we want to cured.

A.

Yes we.

Say when when the case Brook up?

He was a billion ringuit so a billion ringuit is about two hundred and fifty million US dollars in just the.

The one.

One of the safe house?

Yeah what?

What you fifteen.

To say to.

One.

Fifteen million dollars time, sixty.

Fifteen bilyon.

You, we're computing to see who is more cocapt Philippines.

Virgilya.

Fifteen bilyon.

Fifteen bilyon.

Fifteen trilion that's a fiti W bilyon.

AWA bilyon I mean.

Fifteen bilyon.

Fifteen.

Bilyon.

There a lot.

Is there a lot because some much is the ah with the ah flood control.

Flood control.

We will see ah with the flood control ah corruption, but that is just for one year the flood control.

Ah in bulacan we have ah forty one billion.

Forty one billion.

Yung one trillion pesos.

Nice Tri Malaysia.

One trillion peso in USD.

Yes, we don't need to put up a.

Very close five.

But.

Sixteen billion.

Sixteen billion up by one billion dollars.

One is the one is this flaggate corruption na I've.

Two hundred fifty million, we're sixteen billion.

Dollars.

Know what?

Money.

And now now they're richer.

Ice.

And then now you see them?

Now can a malation be a Filipino politician?

OK, actually, we already have me.

Bakit?

May.

Pabo dito.

No.

Hindi ano malalamoy ako?

Ah.

OK.

Pala lumangoy yung 1 bungo may panahon.

Lang naman Yan kung galing Mo matalino ka kasi Hindi Mo na kailangan na magbakasyon sa malayo para.

Tali Mo Lang Yun.

Yung tali Mo alamin ko.

Banguin na rin meron tayo dyan Bal area pwede Kang umoter Ng cactin na pwede mong inumin dahil sa full.

Side cactin ako para Kang NASA resort.

Sa gitna ng Maynila.

At meron PA sila nito.

Grabe naman.

Open daily Kaya Hindi na kailangan Ng special location para mag full side tsaka ano happy hours.

Wow ang saya.

Saya Mo naman sa.

Happy hour pero Hindi sing saya na mga paid rin Yun Saints natin na meron fifteen.

Percent.

Ah.

Kaya sugod.

Natin dito sa ah road road.

Grabe.

She was she was.

Chinese national.

Yes she.

Chinese spy.

Yeah, and they said she was a Chinese spy.

Where where she now?

She's in jail.

Because.

What you know, beautiful.

Yes, what is she's beautiful?

Pretty.

Very.

Ah OK OK.

Pilipinas first before them.

OK, so I will try me to unless, you know, because I look at the money I may doing commonisions.

How is the flood in Malaysia?

Yes but.

How how high does the flood go up in Malaysia?

Because.

Yes, let's say let's say how body?

Part, how body part you do my body part because we do it in the Philippines, eh?

Because when you were studying also maybe.

Irrich.

Is your people.

People, we just level.

People, yeah.

People.

Yeah people Leven oo.

I was a.

Next si level.

Of corruption.

What you are two persons, so the Nick of the second person.

You have you?

Like that.

Do Malaysians do a summer solds in the plot.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, it's not swimming in.

Like, that's the secret i's secret in.

The lips yes.

Yes, you guys have lept to's pie host you.

Guess that's lept to's pie waters because of them playing in the flood water or walking to the flod water.

Did you know that?

We are sige.

Lang yes there the.

Audio bat ko ba sinimulan to is sixty four equate if means you should have one.

We.

This why people get a wave corruption so easily in the Philippines because they don't have account this.

Project is how?

Much yes, OK one trillion.

We approve approve because.

Jolo already have a plastic surgery?

Yes, so he was Roman.

He's.

Now, Jason law no, I said there was really once a report.

Oh, it could be you, you can be you and it and it se oh this is the my friends to of this, he said, this is the photo of jolo undergoing classic surgery and in the gestion my face see you.

This photo is a pear on the main stream.

Look, you looks like the rock?

The rock is the rock is the rock, and then they they jolo Fay his space.

That one is the the under.

He looks like andere no.

Under.

The one with the beard.

We're.

How?

How's the Malaysians when they comes to fake news?

Fast easily.

Do you have a?

You call with HSSS.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh I.

Have.

So in Malaysia right now I would say yes, the Conservatives winning so we have a political party call pati Islam pati Islam sa nagara or it's call pass so pass is that.

So while they don't have the majority, but I think they have like fourty four seats or fourty six seat so they are in the parliament, they are the biggest one party in in in parliament, but the others, you know, he no, he's is, but they combined together to form the.

Majority.

The other side is you know, pakataan harapan and which involves DAPPKR and so you know the a bit urban a bit, you know?

A lot of politisians in.

O yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like if I says something against one minister, then the minister's cyber troopers will come in a tack me as we call is cyber true.

OO rൌand term right because OK the cyber troop is in Malaysia they up paid.

Much.

Of paid people to attacked to further the propaganda.

How do you know they?

You can tell be cause ack.

Proofile is it a lack proofile?

They don't employed in christicrub.

Or they have a motorcycle in the profile picture.

ഔr ka one national ka my viee and no so like no not lock proof of a limited like oh joint to year one year ago.

And you can't see that hൌ.

Yeah is the.

Start GPD.

No, no, no, in bus I don't no, but I think if he fees I day type themselves but you can, we can tell this is the same time and it.

Yes, so I think they are a lowest form of humanity.

Your Prime Minister, we're there.

Any.

Any point.

Drugs any is no no no no drug edding no why why?

Gitang di rin naman no no no.

No wala naman.

Yun.

Eh we.

Don't.

We don't.

Have sixteen.

Say you to legal purposed yung.

Ano oh now.

You.

Worry maligal papasa.

Yan because you are actually trailing us so.

II feel.

You will get there, don't why Malaysia you will get there soon they will be a.

No no daddy.

So sunn in up that sun will can and you will see you will have a popular you will bring back the Golden age yes bring back the Golden age Malaysia bring back the following of the Jeep.

What the what the year do you take that that is the Golden year of Malaysia, which year or which point in history that you were proud?

It's a good.

This as AK OK.

OK I would.

Best decade.

Best.

Decade I would say this, OK?

Then in twenty eighteen because the hell of corruption case is the the Najib crushing case heopened do a year, so in twenty sixteen I think the story broke so a lot people who are upset and we were all really engri and in twenty eighteen for the first time, no one prodicted this by in twenty eighteen the barsa Nacional lozz the election, so all the the the opposition parties they somehow came together and one so they form the majority.

I remember twenty eighteen.

This someone.

I'm sure I'm sure days I'm sure days this I just the songs no good but dead teffy a song and then since then he was, you know, multiple be trails after be trails and false promisses and and in twenty eighteen I was very optimistic.

II was so proud, I was very happy and since then I say change was coming off.

You.

Know yes, I said all there and then he is still very dock.

What happy, what are those things?

The political structure relationship is very is too very fraction, so there's no one party or leader has a strong majority.

So they don't a unique.

You.

Need this, a union team and the sun of the jiwe.

Will be the one to the union.

Yes hello.

Well when?

When?

When, when?

When we have my my Golden, two thousand nine when Pacquiao knock out, I said, this will be the one that we're unibide the Philippines.

Yes, it's a same ating Malaysian Philippines.

You know, that's what I learned when I got to bisit Malaysia get to know the people, get to know the comedients, how close we are as as as people we're like, the we're like cassins.

Yes.

But you guys don't E pork that much.

What the non Malays the non muslim's eat lol of.

Oh, wow.

Jation to.

This it on the the mention of money is allegations only i're not moven Yan there's an on going impeachment.

There's no sa congressman Mo the same no every one is innocent.

You know, was the best?

Year of the Philippines.

One.

This year, because.

Of course.

What's the alibi of the poliitishans there if they cause?

You.

You know, they got what?

Do.

They before before you answer, I can tell you I so recently what we have notice this whenever big name poliitician gets charge to with corruption this a sepen recently.

He was first day was, oh we're going to.

Was it a minisko stair?

No.

No, no high block pressure.

He was ficered in wall you known interviews with internacial media.

Also us that's a faibing the imaging this standard, the neck brace.

We'll.

Chair apot to going to church.

When Prime Minister Najib was a about to be his his the the beardig was about to be rended.

No kendos is no.

Pundas is.

So it's just white.

Di also have a male senator who Love's di.

Ko.

Si.

Love.

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Yan.

Yan paki bleep yung also.

Ano then was a joke.

I.

Was some comedience before.

OK.

Usually usually juling a na diffison you.

May because it's so.

Who wide so so many years so the carrant make the story siya the carrant priminister ano Ibrahim many years ago, when he was the deputy priminister to then priminister.

He was charge with ah, so one of the many things was charge with.

The Cong sentence ah you are charge with sodom yes.

He was the penetrator.

Perpetrator perfet rate OK?

I confired natin Kay Roger ano talaga?

So.

Yeah, so then then another poliitician was elignally elignally, there was a video of him receiving a blow job from another man.

That's the video.

Oh, same here.

Eliguli.

The media is not helping, but the articles the pooniet so.

Is more we have we have more income in comed in noweb.

Because you be too in work, when when will you be?

My two finish is October, so oktober so yes, relise the.

October eight.

This.

You're two with a bank and a police report.

No, Jess, we will.

Jolo, I think this is we be a good episode for November.

Because already had the.

It's OK at telly one I will send you, I will send you my fixer.

Sir.

So again.

We were really supportive.

Come on, I say, oh I lost my this person or this friend to cancer and then in resonate so it is nice to get people to come and say this and I think the.

Yes, it is a different show.

I hope you don't mind, but I have to tell one thing about this special that you did.

Ubuhay.

No, no funerals the way.

Do your vloggers and influencers in Malaysia also promote gambling and is there?

I think is an issue I don't have gambling but they promote like ah, online trading.

Ah.

Online training.

The Philippines also.

If you guess, go stef forever, you say you say you higher.

You we hire dead people, you get it from the more who are unclaimed bodies and then put up a fake, weak, just to be able to, gumble, with our, with, with people.

Yes.

So is legal.

So is.

Legal is legal to get well in funerals.

Yes.

Yes, yes, legal for dumble, but it's illegal.

All of them are in the sell.

Now everyone is going to die because of online gambling.

I see, so there's a business opportunity they have Pogo what's Pogo?

Ah of sure Grambling, you know, from China?

Or, I don't either, because I don't get, but.

I don't gambling.

I don't gambling, I don't.

How about like louniing apps you have?

But then you have to pee interest.

Yes yes.

Yes I.

Don't.

Can be a loaner as.

Well, I don't have per day per day.

Oh wow.

Twenty one thousand up to fifty.

But the in fifty six percent.

Your sole.

Oh.

That's quit cheva.

Yes.

OK.

We also, I'm serious time here because I know multi cultural balaysia just want to get to this also.

Yes.

In in the Philippines, in the people are the once that actually leaned money to rilepino.

Ride.

That's where they call five six, which is you are give you five.

Time.

Oh so with the in Malaysia.

So I think in Malaysia they have the Indian money lenders, they call them the chettias so they they do that, but I think they we used to have there, but I think now was more popular then.

You know.

Pawn shops where you sell, you watch and then you bied back later the higher price that there can on stuff.

Indians on pawn shops.

I think so well, no pawn shops the one I mentioned the money lendas manilend.

Yes.

But in motorcycles no.

No, there the shops, they have a.

Shops.

They do they do the door to door.

No.

When then they're claiming money?

Hear.

They go to.

The service much Vera here?

Yes yes.

Buttig now like what he says all mostly on EPS?

But when they come to your house and it's time to pay them back, ah, there's no one in your house.

But are a lot of sleepers.

Outside then many sleep person is I.

Do do.

Yes.

Yes.

OK, so if you don't pay, what do the loan shocks do you?

No the chefast lipass ayan they usually just all.

Us you approve on and.

All the all your contact.

Repaint.

Yeah, with with with repaint.

It blood.

No actually repaint OK, they would take the paint and splash on your front daw, so everyone knows that you own the lonchuck money.

Oh.

Yeah.

How did you know that's my favorite call?

That's truck.

Yeah.

Yes, you should then painting your house, and then the begining you all they don't red painting, so when they're red then like a factory painted then also ah they would ah also may be help you ah sheet up your house ah by way of petrol, no there no, there's one we part in Malaysia where the the the loan shock high head guys.

Petrol bom a house but they petrol bom the rong house loan shock si Malaysia loan shock si Malaysia bruto.

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Just not in the cities in the in the in the village, I'm sure the happens.

Sir.

We.

Have issue here that when some of the cock fighters or ah went missing after they ah have any kung they made it online, you're able.

To bet.

Online, what is good and they?

Fix that.

Well is bad because they the cock fighters are.

Dead ah ah below the volcano in ah, I have a.

Tron.

In the.

Volcane I you.

Serious, I need that.

Through the titious that we eat.

So.

It's.

Like cap.

No.

There's a late near by the volcano then.

I for say.

That they saw.

Somebody said that they they ah trow it trow the body there.

Yeah I Malaysia we do findate bodies.

Let's end this that we are in harmony with Malaysia.

Thank you so much Jayson.

OK, so I've a special ride with caution and I also have a YouTube special and came out last year warrior in a garden, so you have two things we can watch and if you, if you like my staff, I is follow me on social media at Dr Jayson Leo thank you very much.

Salamat it salamat thank you thank.

You.

This is so fan and so illegal.

Thank you sa ating ah.

Yes and.

Restaurant.

Sorry, it's not.

Happens.

You know, it happens.

It's destiny.

Yes yes, yes.

By the stars.

You?

Thank you to all us watching in the studio.

Head, so for the people outside, we want to have a photo with Jason bear click because he has two shows later in theatry.

So you can go to a few life.

A few ticus left for the nine PM show nga.

Thank you so.

Much.

I's nay no JA nyan nyan nyan yon so shout out para sa episode.

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Yung buti.

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Mike Anthony hataranday.

Happy birthday.

To you next year next year.

Wala na.

Ito.

OK OK OK OK OK so ah.

And then di na siya senti next year.

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